Today's Evil Beet Gossip

The One Where I Feel Horrible for Robert Pattinson

A photo of Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson See that little photo of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, all flirty and kissy and adorable after the New York premiere of Water for Elephants? Does that hurt, Twihards?  Well, don't get your panties too twisted, because you still haven't seen video of that little kiss.  I can't get the clip to embed properly, but trust me, you'll want to saunter on over to Pop Sugar to see the mad chemistry between these two. Kidding!  What happens is Rob is completely adorable and Kristen shuts h...

JK Rowling Is Building Hagrid’s Hut in Her Backyard

A photo of JK Rowling Aww, JK is a fangirl just like the rest of us!  Isn't it adorable? Ok, so JK has this mansion in Edinburgh, right? And she has this huge garden in her backyard, and there's this little house set up there now. But JK, being the amazing woman she is, said "nay."  And that's the story of how Hagrid's legendary hut is going to be replicated on JK's property.  The little house is going to have  "a conical roof, a spire, a chimney and stone steps up to the front door," just like the movies....

Afternoon Delight [The PM Links]

photo of hot serena williams pictures photos ass butt photos Of course Evan Rachel Wood is a lesbian now. That's what dating Marilyn Manson does to you. [The Superficial] How is this even appropriate? [Bossip] Confirmation: Lea Michele is an insufferable bitch. [Lainey Gossip] Neil Patrick Harris shares a photo of the twins on Twitter. No joke. [Earsucker] Why is Nelson Mandela's daughter being sued? [TMZ] Serena Williams hits the beach in a hot-ass bikini. [ICYDK] Vanessa Hudgens was caught doing shots at Coachella. I expect the...

Did You Know That Polygamy Is All About The Ladies?

A photo of Meri Brown, Janelle Brown, Kody Brown, Christine Brown, and Robyn Brown Because according to the Sister Wives, "it's a girl party." If you watch Sister Wives, you can probably see how this would be the case.  Remember when the first three wives went on that camping trip with all the kids while Kody and Robyn went on their honeymoon, or how they all went to pick out that claddagh ring for Robyn before the wedding?  They seem pretty tight: Robyn, who recently announced she's pregnant, says a lot of women ask the question, "How can you do that? You must have no self...

Eddie Winslow Is A Big Ol’ Creeper

A photo of Darius McCrary It's not really a surprise, is it?  Didn't you always feel like Eddie had a little bit of a weird vibe about him?  You'd think that with fine parents like Carl and Harriet he would have turned out better, but it turns out that he's just 100% pure creeper. Eddie, or Darius McCrary for those of you playing the realism game, just got a restraining order filed against him by his ex, Karrine Steffans, for window peeping and cyber bullying. Here's the story from TMZ: It's the latest TRO in a legal firestorm between Darius McCrary and his ex Karri...

Jennifer Lopez Debuts Her New Song, ‘Papi’

Oh J. Lo. You crazy, homage-to-the-Bronx-paying girl with those crazy hot-ass sirens. I'm gonna be honest; I'm a fan. I think you're fun and talented, and I actually enjoy your movies (except Gigli - that movie was just bogus), but you NEED. to STOP. with the club music. I'm not saying to go and start doing ballads with Marc Anthony and heading down the Celine Dion route, but the club stuff just has to go. What do you guys think? /> Oh J. Lo. You crazy, homage-to-the-Bronx-paying girl with those crazy hot-ass sirens. I'm gonna be honest; I'm a fan. I think you're fun and talented, and I actually enjoy your movies (except Gigli - that movie was just bogus), but you NEED. to STOP. with the club music. I'm not saying to go and start doing ballads with Marc Anthony and heading down the Celine Dion route, but the club stuff just has to go. What do you guys think?...

Fergie Has a Problem With the Airport Patdowns

photo of stacey fergie ferguson of the black eyed peas at the airport patdown LAX tsa pictures photos And wouldn't you, if you were Fergie? I mean jeez. Celebrities are celebrities for a reason, it's not like they're going to hijack and plane and ransom the passengers for things like a chin reduction or more Botox or something. Celebrities just don't do those sorts of things; they should be held to different standards and rules, you know? I mean, could you imagine: Fergie the Terrorist? Laughable.  It could almost be an off-Broadway production. And anyway, you remember good old John Wilkes Booth - he was an actor, a c...

Morning Wood [The AM Links]

photo of rod stewart pictures hot bathing suit pubic hair photos And another Teen Mom used her welfare money to get implants. Great. [The Superficial] Oh the diseases that could be contracted in the Playboy mansion hot tub. [Bossip] Madonna's going back to her Catholic roots. [Lainey Gossip] And now a Victoria's Secret model is going to space. [Yeeeah] The top 15 films with the longest gap between sequels (yes, Scream 4 is on there). [Pajiba] Is Brooke Mueller doing crack? [IDLYITW] The Water for Elephants premiere photo exclusive! [Amy...

Michael Lohan Does an Anti-Drinking and Driving PSA, Calls the Kettle Black

photo of michael lohan anti drunk driving psa pictures photos Damn, I didn't know Michael Lohan was an advocate for anything good. Seriously. Boyfriend kicks the crap out of his girlfriends, current and former, tries to break into his crackhead daughter's apartment on what was probably a drunken bender, but now he's doing PSAs for drunk driving? What a guy, right? Utter surprises at every turn with this one. Michael, who was asked to do a video for drinkinganddriving.org (and what a fancy site it is, too), states: Hi. I'm Michael Lohan. One of the...

Further Proof That Lady Gaga is an A-Hole

photo of lady gaga and the evil queen at disney world sleeping beauty pictures photos I know a lot of you hardcore Gaga fans are probably just fucking squeeing with a hard on-like delight over her dramatic pose with Maleficent* at Disney World, but to me, this is just continual confirmation that Lady Gaga is a twat. She tries to be all edgy and cool, and anyone else posing for this photo would probably be way cute and fun, but not her. Nope. You know why? Because everything Gaga does is for show. Everything she does is to encourage you to say 'Man, she's just COOL.' And to me? There's nothing less cool about someone who tries so damned hard to...

Stars Come Out to Play for Coachella

photo of lindsay lohan drunk at coachella 2011 pictures photos If you don't know what Coachella is, fear not: I'm going to tell you. More or less, it's like a Woodstock or a Burning Man for rich, famous people. That's about it. Hipsters stomp around trying to look better than other hipsters, and they listen to hipster music all while trying not to acknowledge the fact that they are, in fact, a hipster. It's a generally good scene, and most of young-er Hollywood comes out and slums for the event, so naturally we have a bunch of photos of A-list celebrit...

Miley Cyrus is Apparently Trying to Channel her Inner Native American

photo of miley cyrus new tattoo twitter pictures hot sideboob photos Here you see little Miley on her Twitter page, rocking the sideboob, exposing her newest ink - which I'm thinking is supposed to be a dreamcatcher or something - and wearing long braids in her hair like as if she's trying to be some kind of modern-day fucking Pocahontas. You know, it's apparently not enough that the early settlers kicked most of the nation's Native Americans off of their ground and killed the rest, but now we're adding insult to injury by allowing Large Gums Small Teeth t...