Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Afternoon Delight [The PM Links]

photo of hot beyonce pictures photos on the beach in a bikini picture Halle Berry blames her man issues on another man. [Bossip] Charlie Sheen's just looking GREAT these days. [The Superficial] Shakira steps out with new boyfriend. [Lainey Gossip] Behind the scenes of The Hobbit! [Caught On Set] Is NBC going to drop the Royal Wedding because Kate and the Prince are too 'boring'? [Right Celebrity] Demi Lovato quits Sonny With a Chance. [Socialite Life] I didn't even know Beyonce had a new single in the mix. Apparently I was mistaken. [OMGBlog] ...

Kara DioGuardi Releases Memoirs, Talks About Molestations and Rape

photo of kara dioguardi book signing pictures photos short dress pictures Who knew that Kara had such a tough past, jeez. The one-time American Idol judge and award-winning songwriter recently penned her memoirs, titled A Helluva High Note, and has released some excerpts to E! Online, one of which included an incident that occurred between a friend of the family and her when she was only ten or eleven years old: "On one particular day, he took me into the back shed of his house and put his hands all over my breasts and vagina," she writes. "I remember freezing and not know...

Surprise, Jim Carrey Has a New Movie Coming Out!

photo of mr. popper's penguins movie poster starring jim carrey pictures photos I know it's been a minute since we've heard anything about Jim Carrey aside from the fact that he kind of went a little berserk after Jenny McCarthy broke up with him, but apparently boyfriend's been busy filming a movie called Mr. Popper's Penguins. The movie is about a real-estate developer who inherits a bunch of penguins and attempts to make them feel at home in his NYC apartment. My favorite part of the trailer? Carrey and the penguins dancing to 'Vanilla Ice.' This is the classic Jim Carrey that everyone loves, and while I PROBABLY won't see it in theaters, it's d...

Robert Pattinson’s Wax Figure Looks Like Such An Asshole

A photo of Robert Pattinson's wax figure You might have noticed that here recently I've been developing an appreciation for Robert Pattinson.  We were going to build something special, I could tell, but then as I was searching for pictures of his rugged, irreverent face, I came across these pictures taken yesterday at the unveiling of Rob's wax figure at the Madame Tussaud's in Berlin.  And everything came crashing down. Anyway, you guys know how much I love wax figures and teenyboppers, so I just had to share these creepy pictures with you...

Quotables: Arnold Schwarzenegger Is Really Sensitive About His Body

A photo of Arnold Schwarzenegger “I feel terrific about where I am in my life, when I look back at what I’ve accomplished. But I feel shitty when I look at myself in the mirror. I’m not competing, I’m not ripping off my shirt and trying to sell the body. But when I stand in front of the mirror and really look, I wonder: What the fuck happened here? Jesus Christ. What a beating!” - Arnold Schwarzenegger being way too hard on himself. My first reaction was "bless your heart, Arnold!" My second was "shut the fuck up...

Morning Wood [The AM Links]

photo of victoria's secret models hanging out at the pool pictures photos Did Reese Witherspoon have some, uh, work done on her chin? [The Superficial] The top celebrities that may never get married. [Bossip] Cory Monteith makes a move on some random at Coachella. [Lainey Gossip] Winona Ryder is going to be in a new movie with James Franco. [ICYDK] Was Vanessa Hudgens doing coke this past weekend? [Socialite Life] Gwyneth Paltrow thinks that we're all jealous of her. [Huffington Post] Why is it that all Victoria's Secret models are pod people?. [Celebuzz...

Kim Kardashian Has Some Serious Issues With Body Hair

A photo of Kim Kardashian For instance, see that picture up there?  See all those little baby hairs around her forehead?  Yeah, that picture's a couple years old, and if you check out current pictures of Kim, you can see that she LASERED THEM OFF. SHE LASERED HER FOREHEAD BECAUSE SHE WAS TIRED OF WAXING THEM. SHE WAXED HER FOREHEAD.  Is anyone else as creeped out/disturbed/disgusted at that as I am? If that doesn't make you feel weird, how about this: she started getting weekly bikini waxes at 12 years old.  Honestly, what ...

Lindsay’s Using Jesus to Get Out of Court

A photo of Lindsay Lohan Easter is this Sunday, which means that Good Friday is this week, which means that devout Catholic Lindsay Lohan can't possibly attend her preliminary hearing.  It looks like this scheme will work: Lindsay's lawyer just has to file a formal motion to postpone the hearing, Lindsay shows up real quick on Friday so they can officially let her get away with her nonsense, and then the preliminary hearing will take place sometime next month. Adorable. By the way, does it make me a horrible person ...

Marilyn Manson Ruined Evan Rachel Wood

A photo of Evan Rachel Wood in Esquire For real though.  That old creeper Marilyn swooped in on poor impressionable Evan, and now she gives douchey interviews to magazines like Esquire. Tale as old as time. I'm going to show you guys excerpts from the interview, and you let me know if it's just me or if this girl seems off nowadays: On her death: She's already written a will, she says. And she's made plans to have her ashes dispersed across the world, including in her native Raleigh — in a field next to the theater run by her fa...

Johnny Knoxville’s About to Be A Dad Again!

A photo of Johnny Knoxville This new baby will be Johnny's third - he has a 15-year-old daughter, Madison, with his ex-wife, and little Rocko (the child in the pictures!) with his current wife, Naomi, who's also the one cooking this third kid up.  Hot Ass Johnny had these charmingly Southern words to say about the baby: "My wife Naomi and I are super happy to announce that we are having another little bambino in the fall. My 15-year-old daughter Madison is very excited about it, and her 16-month-old little brother R...

Celebrity Tweet of the Day: The Disturbing Edition

You guys know the drill by now, right?  I'ma just show you some tweets and we're going to talk about them, all right?  It's going to be so tight. I'm not sure you guys know how cool Beyonce's little sister, Solange, is.  If you don't know, you need to get wise. However, despite her awesomeness, she put the image of pubic hair and bobby pins in my head. Unforgivable. Is "the stanky leg" anything like "supermaning that ho"?  Either way, I'm pretty sure I want no part of what you're into, Soulja Boy. Do I really need to explain my Michael Ia...