I tried to soothe your hearts a couple of weeks ago, right after Pia got eliminated from American Idol, by letting you know that she's in talks with Interscope and that she went on a date with Mark Ballas and that she's doing great in her life. Well, saddle up, Pia fans, because things just keep looking up for this girl.
Next week, Pia's going to be singing a little ditty on Dancing with the Stars, and - wait for it - Mark is going to be dancing to her song! Is that not the most romantic thin...
Alright, well not this IMMEDIATE photo, because I wanted you guys to make sure you knew what girlfriend looks like in the daylight, with probably tons of makeup and under super-special lighting, because Tyra Banks, though crazy as a burning house of bats on acid about different things, is still a beautiful, beautiful woman.
And the no-makeup photo, which is after the jump, is definitely still a photo of a beautiful woman who's been gifted with natural beauty, but once again, I stick to my gun...
Guess that just blows those gay rumors to hell, unless he was pretending she was Owen Wilson or something in the process, huh?
Supposedly, Zac Efron was spotted with a lanky blonde earlier in the week, and according to sources at The Blemish, there was some serious oral action going on, too:
They were introduced by a mutual friend. They started talking and drinking and then a few hours later, once he had wined and dined her at the nightclub, they went into a VIP room and she started, how can I put this, orally servicing him in fr...
Bridget Marquardt had the balls to go out looking like this. [The Superficial]
Helen Mirren beats the snot out of Katy Perry any old day. [Lainey Gossip]
LeBron's mom is an even bigger bitch than we assumed. [TMZ]
Cindy Crawford has a sex house? [The Blemish]
Ooh, Lindsay Lohan might have TWO jobs, guys. [Right Celebrity TV]
Tyler Perry tells Spike Lee in no uncertain terms to go to hell. [Huffington Post]
Should Jennifer Lopez be running around looking like this? [Celebuzz...
If you haven't already seen this, here it is. I watched it for the first time this morning (I'll fully admit, sometimes I AM rather tardy to the party) and I totally thought it was, like, adorable as puppies. I'm usually not a big fan of these cheesy wedding entrance videos, spoofs or not, but this one was dead cool. Probably had a lot to do with the video being of a bunch of fancy British sophisticates shaking their thangs, and the spot-on antics of one way-hot Prince Harry. />
If you haven't already seen this, here it is. I watched it for the first time this morning (I'll fully admit, sometimes I AM rather tardy to the party) and I totally thought it was, like, adorable as puppies. I'm usually not a big fan of these cheesy wedding entrance videos, spoofs or not, but this one was dead cool. Probably had a lot to do with the video being of a bunch of fancy British sophisticates shaking their thangs, and the spot-on antics of one way-hot Prince Harry. ...
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The winner on last week’s David Arquette photo: Stacey
"Perhaps I’m just sexually deprived, but I saw...
And it's either the mark of a really great singer/songwriter/performer that everyone wants a piece of her genius, or the mark of a really awful singer/songwriter/performer that everyone thinks, 'Fuck, I TOTALLY could have done a better job with this. Sit back and just watch.'
Anyhoo, here's the Bollywood remix of Britney's 'Dance 'til the World Ends.' I actually like it much more than the original version. It's still got the pretty gritty Britney sound, and it's maintained much of its appeal, but I think the remix kills the original in this case.
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And it's either the mark of a really great singer/songwriter/performer that everyone wants a piece of her genius, or the mark of a really awful singer/songwriter/performer that everyone thinks, 'Fuck, I TOTALLY could have done a better job with this. Sit back and just watch.'
Anyhoo, here's the Bollywood remix of Britney's 'Dance 'til the World Ends.' I actually like it much more than the original version. It's still got the pretty gritty Britney sound, and it's maintained much of its appeal, but...
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Apparently, though, we all can't be as lucky as the rest of us are, because this perfectly lovely and adorable girl IS Megan Fox's sister, and what's worse is that she was seen out with her. I'm telling you right now, that if Megan Fox were MY sister, I'd never go anywhere with her. Megan Fox would make me look frumpy, dumpy, bloated, and adolescent, whereas she, next to a 'normal' girl, would look even more flawless than she already does.
Do us a favor, Megan - don't hang out with the 'regular' people in public, and start doing things with your Hollywood peers. Then maybe we won't feel so sorry for ourselves I won't feel so sorry for myself.
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Apparently, though, we all can't be as lucky as the rest of us are, because this perfectly lovely and adorable girl IS Megan Fox's sister, and what's worse is that she was seen out with her. I'm telling you right now, that if Megan Fox were MY sister, I'd never go anywhere with her. Megan Fox would make me look frumpy, dumpy, bloated, and adolescent, whereas she, next to a 'normal' girl, would look even more flawless than she already does.
Do us a favor, Megan - don't hang out with the 'regular' people in public, and start doing things wit...
If you thought that Kate Hudson was this sparkling, spotless little golden girl of a tinkling bell that JUST HAPPENED to get pregnant by ANOTHER frontman of ANOTHER popular band, you were dead wrong, man.
Kate, in a recent interview with InStyle, makes no bones about hooking her latest victim, Matthew Bellamy of Muse - she practically admits to trapping him with her extra-fertile eggs, and says that "we" were "tempting fate," and "it worked." (And if by "we" she means "I," "me," or even flat-out "Ka...
Well hell. I like Brooklyn Decker. And I like her boobs, too. But these pictures? It looks like she's either got a tit growing out of the crack of her elbow, or the photographer got really happy with Photoshop and somehow misplaced her boob. The pics are older, so the latter may very well be true (everyone was excited about Photoshop back in the day, you know), but in either case, Brooklyn Decker boob! What's better than that on a rainy Tuesday afternoon?
You can check out the NSFW photos a...
In the role of cowgirl Jessie, natch.
Above (and below; I couldn't help myself) you see Katherine Heigl rocking what comes across as a very confusing, very odd ensemble in which all I can think of is Buzz Lightyear dancing the dance of seduction. What can I say - I'm a kid at heart.
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I don't know about you guys, but I don't think I could ever get sick of looking at Scarlett Johansson. She could pose for PETA, the cover of Marilyn Manson's newest album, or even in a burlap bag, covered with feces and flies. She pulls it off every time, and the latest Dolce and Gabbana Summer 2011 ads are definitely no exception.
I know a lot of you guys think that she can't act for crap, but she'll always hold a special place in my heart no matter how many old guys she hooks up with. ...
I tried to soothe your hearts a couple of weeks ago, right after Pia got eliminated from American Idol, by letting you know that she's in talks with Interscope and that she went on a date with Mark Ballas and that she's doing great in her life. Well, saddle up, Pia fans, because things just keep looking up for this girl.
Next week, Pia's going to be singing a little ditty on Dancing with the Stars, and - wait for it - Mark is going to be dancing to her song! Is that not the most romantic thin...
Alright, well not this IMMEDIATE photo, because I wanted you guys to make sure you knew what girlfriend looks like in the daylight, with probably tons of makeup and under super-special lighting, because Tyra Banks, though crazy as a burning house of bats on acid about different things, is still a beautiful, beautiful woman.
And the no-makeup photo, which is after the jump, is definitely still a photo of a beautiful woman who's been gifted with natural beauty, but once again, I stick to my gun...
Guess that just blows those gay rumors to hell, unless he was pretending she was Owen Wilson or something in the process, huh?
Supposedly, Zac Efron was spotted with a lanky blonde earlier in the week, and according to sources at The Blemish, there was some serious oral action going on, too:
They were introduced by a mutual friend. They started talking and drinking and then a few hours later, once he had wined and dined her at the nightclub, they went into a VIP room and she started, how can I put this, orally servicing him in fr...
Bridget Marquardt had the balls to go out looking like this. [The Superficial]
Helen Mirren beats the snot out of Katy Perry any old day. [Lainey Gossip]
LeBron's mom is an even bigger bitch than we assumed. [TMZ]
Cindy Crawford has a sex house? [The Blemish]
Ooh, Lindsay Lohan might have TWO jobs, guys. [Right Celebrity TV]
Tyler Perry tells Spike Lee in no uncertain terms to go to hell. [Huffington Post]
Should Jennifer Lopez be running around looking like this? [Celebuzz...
Alright, guys! It's time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests. Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of this photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s David Arquette photo: Stacey
"Perhaps I’m just sexually deprived, but I saw...
If you thought that Kate Hudson was this sparkling, spotless little golden girl of a tinkling bell that JUST HAPPENED to get pregnant by ANOTHER frontman of ANOTHER popular band, you were dead wrong, man.
Kate, in a recent interview with InStyle, makes no bones about hooking her latest victim, Matthew Bellamy of Muse - she practically admits to trapping him with her extra-fertile eggs, and says that "we" were "tempting fate," and "it worked." (And if by "we" she means "I," "me," or even flat-out "Ka...
Well hell. I like Brooklyn Decker. And I like her boobs, too. But these pictures? It looks like she's either got a tit growing out of the crack of her elbow, or the photographer got really happy with Photoshop and somehow misplaced her boob. The pics are older, so the latter may very well be true (everyone was excited about Photoshop back in the day, you know), but in either case, Brooklyn Decker boob! What's better than that on a rainy Tuesday afternoon?
You can check out the NSFW photos a...
In the role of cowgirl Jessie, natch.
Above (and below; I couldn't help myself) you see Katherine Heigl rocking what comes across as a very confusing, very odd ensemble in which all I can think of is Buzz Lightyear dancing the dance of seduction. What can I say - I'm a kid at heart.
[gallery]...
I don't know about you guys, but I don't think I could ever get sick of looking at Scarlett Johansson. She could pose for PETA, the cover of Marilyn Manson's newest album, or even in a burlap bag, covered with feces and flies. She pulls it off every time, and the latest Dolce and Gabbana Summer 2011 ads are definitely no exception.
I know a lot of you guys think that she can't act for crap, but she'll always hold a special place in my heart no matter how many old guys she hooks up with. ...