"I think that any person being an a–hole deserves it. Especially toddlers—they’re total d-bags. You gotta let them know."
Tina Fey to GQ on the Louis C.K. idea that calling children 'asshole' is alright. Am I the only one getting a serious LOL out of this one?
Tina Fey never fails to crack me up, seriously. Not that I'd ever, of course, take her tongue-in-cheek advice and call my three-year-old a douchebag (she'd be PISSED for days, you guys), but it's funny to hear the randomne...
Lady Gaga, just in time for Easter, says that her music is from God - namely, 'Judas.' [The Superficical]
Sienna Miller isn't getting back together with Jude Law, 'cause she's too busy boning this dude. [Lainey Gossip]
Who gave this bitch a reality show? [Bossip]
Beyonce's single cover is the hotness. [ICYDK]
A whole movie about the fact that chicks poop? [Pajiba]
Did Steven Tyler drop the F-bomb on AI? [Huffington Post]
Khloe Kardashian: gonna be on an ACTUAL TV SHOW. I KNOW. [...
Alright, despite previous allegations that Scarlett Johansson is pregnant, and the slight bulge that she had going on during her jog with Sean Penn earlier in the month, I'm starting to question whether or not she really is. She was photographed last night at a Coach event, and girlfriend is looking decidedly not pregnant that night.
However, I don't think all hope is lost - I mean, some celebrities and women don't show 'til they have a baby practically hanging by one hand out of their vadges, so I'm still hol...
This? Is Kobe Bryant's idea of an apology. OK, well not really Kobe's idea, probably, but the enforced idea that will allow him to remain a good old basketball player in the eyes of the world, and not a homophobic, accused-rapist twat who can barely string two words together that aren't filled with hate for people who don't have the same pushy, unrelenting sexual orientation as he does.
Anyway, this is his video. I think it says a lot about a person, what they call people or how they talk to others when they're angry or disappointed, and from here on out, I'm just flat-out not a Kobe fan, half-assed apology or not.
I know that I probably sound crazy over this whole thing, but the word 'faggot' is just as offensive to me as 'retarded' is to some of you. Different strokes for different folks, guys, and isn't that what it's all about at the end of the day anyway? />
This? Is Kobe Bryant's idea of an apology. OK, well not really Kobe's idea, probably, but the enforced idea that will allow him to remain a good old basketball player in the eyes of the world, and not a homophobic, accused-rapist twat who can barely string two words together that aren't filled with hate for people who don't have the same pushy, unrelenting sexual orientation as he does.
Anyway, this is his video. I think it says a lot about a person, what they call people or how they talk to others when they're angry o...
I know some of us wish that Mandy Moore would fall into a hole and, um, just keep falling, but I never really had much of a problem with her. Except for that one time when I was dating this guy the summer after high school, and I went to his house that one time where he wanted to show me something in his room (and it wasn't his penis that time, OK?) and when I went up there, I saw posters and pictures of Mandy Moore plastered all over the walls. I'm not gonna lie - I felt a little threatened...
So even though you might have heard that Lady Gaga was blocking Al's attempt to add this song to his upcoming album, it's been confirmed that the single, 'Perform This Way,' actually WILL be included - apparently Gaga caved. Either that, or she thought 'What the fuck, why not,' because though Al said he'd respect her wishes and avoid adding the track, he released it online because, and I quote:
"However, given the circumstances, I have no problem with allowing people to hear it online, because I also have a personal policy not to completely waste my stinking time.”
Well said, dude. I mean, you maybe should have thought of all that before you went through the trouble of recording a song that you might not even be able to sell, but hey. I'm glad the circumstance changed for you, and I really have to give you props for using the word 'stinking' in the context that you did. I went through a big Weird Al phase back when 'Amish Paradise' was a big hit, and to this day I can't hear the Red Hot Chili Peppers 'My Friends' without automatically thinking of your 'Alternative Polka,' so thanks!
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So even though you might have heard that Lady Gaga was blocking Al's attempt to add this song to his upcoming album, it's been confirmed that the single, 'Perform This Way,' actually WILL be included - apparently Gaga caved. Either that, or she thought 'What the fuck, why not,' because though Al said he'd respect her wishes and avoid adding the track, he released it online because, and I quote:
"However, given the circumstances, I have no problem with allowing people to hear it online, be...
Kenny Rogers used to be one fine ass dude. I can remember being five or six and hearing my mother and my sister go on for days about how handsome he was. And it was true - he's The Gambler, and there's no taking that away from him. But man, he went a little overboard with the plastic surgery.
Back in 2006, Kenny told People that he had his eyes done. Yeah, no kidding. He looks like he's got the same inability to show emotion as Nicole Kidman, which is such a tragedy when you have su...
Two Lady Gaga posts in one day. Do you think you can handle it?
Well, regardless of your ability to handle it, we're going through with this. Because Lady Gaga said some pretty interesting words again, and we're going to analyze them. Here's her response to everyone in the world speculating that she ripped off Madonna:
"No. Listen to me. Why the fuck...? I'm a songwriter. I've written loads of music. Why would I try to put out a song and think I'm getting one over on everybody? That's reta...
For all of us who thought that the fourth season of Jersey Shore was just going to be a continuation of the past few years, only in Italy, think again. It turns out that Florence, the city that will host America's beloved guidos and guidettes, has laid down some laws about the group's stay overseas:
- The cast will not be filmed in bars and clubs that serve alcohol.
- The cast will not be filmed drinking in public.
- The show will not be filmed to promote Florence as a drinking town...
Last week, you might recall that Lindsay Lohan was tragically parading around at that press conference for the Gotti: Three Generations movie because she thought she was going to play Victoria up there. Yeah, you might recall we had our doubts about the legitimacy of that, and it turns out that, as usual, we were right.
From People:
"We are not talking any further about Lindsay playing Victoria," says Marc Fiore, producer ofGotti: Three Generations. "She is no longer being considered. The talks have stopped. We are ...
No, she really is full of shit. [The Superficial]
The Royal family doesn't want Madonna at the wedding. [Lainey Gossip]
Are you one of those idiots that celebrates 4/20? 'Cause man, that's really stupid. [Bossip]
Ben Affleck pulls out of The Great Gatsby because he's a pretentious dick. [ICYDK]
Fergie's shoe line actually isn't fug. [Betty Confidential]
Everything you ever wanted to know about Jeff Bridges' farts. [Amy Grindhouse]
There's a new Old Spice Hot Guy in the making. [The Frisky]
It's awfully nice to see Jennifer Lopez's gitch these days. [Caught on Set]
Matthew Morrison leaving Glee? [Celebuzz]
The one in which Russell Brand pretends that he's still attracted to Katy Perry. [IDLYITW]
And the world's gold-plated douchebag is who, exactly? [Pajiba]
Kiss your ass goodbye, Gisele. [I'm Not Obsessed]
Who was Chord Overstreet caught making out with? Um, not Taylor Swift. [Socialite Life] />No, she really is full of shit. [The Superficial]
The Royal family doesn't want Madonna at the wedding. [Lainey Gossip]
Are you one of those idiots that celebrates 4/20? 'Cause man, that's really stupid. [Bossip]
Ben Affleck pulls out of The Great Gatsby because he's a pretentious dick. [ICYDK]
Fergie's shoe line actually isn't fug. [Betty Confidential]
Everything you ever wanted to know about Jeff Bridges' farts. [Amy Grindhouse]
There's a new Old Spice Hot Guy in the making. [The Frisky]
It's awfully nice to see Jennifer Lopez's gitch these days. [Ca...
"All of the songs on the album, to be completely candid [were written quickly]. The creative process is approximately 15 minutes of vomiting my creative ideas, in the forms of melodies, usually, or chord progressions and melodies and some sort of a theme lyric idea. It all happens in approximately 15 minutes of this giant regurgitation of my thoughts and feelings. And then I spend days, weeks, months, years fine tuning. But the idea is that you honor your vomit. You have to honor your vomit....
"I think that any person being an a–hole deserves it. Especially toddlers—they’re total d-bags. You gotta let them know."
Tina Fey to GQ on the Louis C.K. idea that calling children 'asshole' is alright. Am I the only one getting a serious LOL out of this one?
Tina Fey never fails to crack me up, seriously. Not that I'd ever, of course, take her tongue-in-cheek advice and call my three-year-old a douchebag (she'd be PISSED for days, you guys), but it's funny to hear the randomne...
Lady Gaga, just in time for Easter, says that her music is from God - namely, 'Judas.' [The Superficical]
Sienna Miller isn't getting back together with Jude Law, 'cause she's too busy boning this dude. [Lainey Gossip]
Who gave this bitch a reality show? [Bossip]
Beyonce's single cover is the hotness. [ICYDK]
A whole movie about the fact that chicks poop? [Pajiba]
Did Steven Tyler drop the F-bomb on AI? [Huffington Post]
Khloe Kardashian: gonna be on an ACTUAL TV SHOW. I KNOW. [...
Alright, despite previous allegations that Scarlett Johansson is pregnant, and the slight bulge that she had going on during her jog with Sean Penn earlier in the month, I'm starting to question whether or not she really is. She was photographed last night at a Coach event, and girlfriend is looking decidedly not pregnant that night.
However, I don't think all hope is lost - I mean, some celebrities and women don't show 'til they have a baby practically hanging by one hand out of their vadges, so I'm still hol...
I know some of us wish that Mandy Moore would fall into a hole and, um, just keep falling, but I never really had much of a problem with her. Except for that one time when I was dating this guy the summer after high school, and I went to his house that one time where he wanted to show me something in his room (and it wasn't his penis that time, OK?) and when I went up there, I saw posters and pictures of Mandy Moore plastered all over the walls. I'm not gonna lie - I felt a little threatened...
Kenny Rogers used to be one fine ass dude. I can remember being five or six and hearing my mother and my sister go on for days about how handsome he was. And it was true - he's The Gambler, and there's no taking that away from him. But man, he went a little overboard with the plastic surgery.
Back in 2006, Kenny told People that he had his eyes done. Yeah, no kidding. He looks like he's got the same inability to show emotion as Nicole Kidman, which is such a tragedy when you have su...
Two Lady Gaga posts in one day. Do you think you can handle it?
Well, regardless of your ability to handle it, we're going through with this. Because Lady Gaga said some pretty interesting words again, and we're going to analyze them. Here's her response to everyone in the world speculating that she ripped off Madonna:
"No. Listen to me. Why the fuck...? I'm a songwriter. I've written loads of music. Why would I try to put out a song and think I'm getting one over on everybody? That's reta...
For all of us who thought that the fourth season of Jersey Shore was just going to be a continuation of the past few years, only in Italy, think again. It turns out that Florence, the city that will host America's beloved guidos and guidettes, has laid down some laws about the group's stay overseas:
- The cast will not be filmed in bars and clubs that serve alcohol.
- The cast will not be filmed drinking in public.
- The show will not be filmed to promote Florence as a drinking town...
Last week, you might recall that Lindsay Lohan was tragically parading around at that press conference for the Gotti: Three Generations movie because she thought she was going to play Victoria up there. Yeah, you might recall we had our doubts about the legitimacy of that, and it turns out that, as usual, we were right.
From People:
"We are not talking any further about Lindsay playing Victoria," says Marc Fiore, producer ofGotti: Three Generations. "She is no longer being considered. The talks have stopped. We are ...
"All of the songs on the album, to be completely candid [were written quickly]. The creative process is approximately 15 minutes of vomiting my creative ideas, in the forms of melodies, usually, or chord progressions and melodies and some sort of a theme lyric idea. It all happens in approximately 15 minutes of this giant regurgitation of my thoughts and feelings. And then I spend days, weeks, months, years fine tuning. But the idea is that you honor your vomit. You have to honor your vomit....