It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests. Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of this photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s Heidi Klum photo: Diana
“And I was backing up, backing up, backing up … my daddy taught me good …”
First runner-up: Heather H.
“Looks like Heidi Klum found a way to hide unwanted bags under her eyes.”
Second runner-up: PK
“Does this ass make my bag look fat?”
Congrats to Diana, and for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap!
“He told me it was just a rash and said it wasn’t contagious!!”
I have no idea what is going on in this photo but I have never been so envious of a green stuffed giraffe.
She’s so cool, she only boinks famous animals.
Back in a jif with another story, kids…right after i drain the giraffe.
Awwwe, Mr. Giraffe your book doesn’t mention what a dirty boy you are.
“Look! He comes with an instruction manual!”
Who the f@#k is Fred?
“My vajayjay is Green Africa!”
OMG when he said he was hung like a Giraffe now I get it!
Most people don’t realize my hobby of making stuffed animal strap-ons for Rosie O’ Donnell.
Look at me! with a book! See I told you I could read. They gave me this giraffe after I read it all by myself!
“I just hope if i stand here with this fake smile long enough, theyll give me enough money to tide me over till my next cheesy kids movie.”
Rubbing them down here is what makes them turn green
it’s all relative to the size of the neck
Crazy, hot chick..
We all know one..
Pedophile, trying tp lure in a kid. “Like this giraffe johnny? Wanna touch it? its your favorite color.. green! I read you this book after.”
“Shut up! theres a whole bunch of green animals i can add to my taxidermy collection?.. oh wait you want me to read the book? do you know who i am? Thank you but no thank you.”
I thought we talked about this, 12 jagers and you can do that here!? I need another!
I’m going to SQUIRT!
I warned them I had the balls to do it!
A giraffe and a dog bumping monkeys.
After a long and painful birth, the mystery of who the father was had suddenly become very clear….
I have everyone believing I am a girl… can you believe it! HAHA!
Wow this “at home self-gynecological kit” sure is nice. It even comes with a fully illustrated book to help me understand all my naughty bits using animal illustrations. Sure wish I had an elephants’ trunk instead.
Poke the muffin!
Look mom, no pants!
Men are not enough for me,not I am sucking soft toys dry and enjoying to my heart’s content.
I am sucking the hell out of toys,as I am now bored of suvkking and f___ing guys & gals too.
shes just hot so idc wtf she does ill always want her lol