Everybody wants to know how this type of sex works. [The Superficial]
Will Kirsten Dunst‘s wedding set off the apocalypse? [Lainey Gossip]
Chris Brown has a new video out, surprisingly. [Bossip]
The grown-up, real-life Gotti boys are actually pretty hot now that they’ve dumped the shitty, cheap, Jersey Shore look. [TMZ]
Evan Rachel Wood had a ‘bad breakup’ with her mom at the age of eighteen. [The Blemish]
50 Cent causes a mob scene at a Scream 4 afterparty. [Right Celebrity TV]
What ‘legendary starring role’ is Bradley Cooper being considered for? (To be fair, I didn’t even know they were REMAKING this movie, and I still can’t understand why.) [Huffington Post]
Looks to me like Tom Cruise‘s face is starting to sag. Time to suck, Vlad! [Celebuzz]
Why can’t Britney dance anymore? [Socialite Life]
Yes, Aubrey O’Day has a new single. No, I don’t know why either. [Popbytes]
Wendy Williams has tips for finding a date. I don’t think she’s speaking from experience. [The Frisky]
Lea Michele was pissed that she had to share a magazine cover. Bitch please. [Cele|Bitchy]
The stabs at Lea Michele on this site are getting trashier and trashier. Now you guys are just making shit up entirely.