The capacity for amazing that Kim Kardashian‘s ass holds always surprises me. [The Superficial]
Who should play Tom Buchanan in The Great Gatsby? Definitely this guy. [Lainey Gossip]
Did Tila Tequila settle down with a ‘real’ man, or has this dude just lost his mind? [Bossip]
Tori Spelling is doing a right bang-up job parenting. [Yeeeah]
Michael Shannon cast in Man of Steel? [Pajiba]
Just try to guess how much The Situation is worth. You’re going. to fucking. die. [IDLYITW]
Reese Witherspoon recently turned into Kirsten Dunst courtesy of Photoshop. [Amy Grindhouse]
What hot-ass woman is taking it all off for Playboy? And is probably losing her job for it, too? [The Frisky]
Now that she’s pregnant, Natalie Portman says ‘Eff veganism.’ [Celebuzz]
What exactly is Kate Middleton ‘winning’ at? [Socialite Life]
Chelsea Handler writes yet another book. [OMGBlog]
Dennis Quaid opens up about being a cokehead, what it did to his life. [Cele|Bitchy]
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