I think that when Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon got married, pretty much everyone was like, “Oh, shit. These two are crazy,” but it turns out that Nick might actually have some sense. This morning on his radio show Rollin’ With Nick Cannon, he spoke about his recent realization that his unborn twins (AKA “dem babies”) may not appreciate the nude photos he and Mariah have all over the house once their born.
Nick explained, “My children are going to have to see these pictures. It’s a little weird. It’s a little nasty. I mean, have you ever seen your parents naked?”
Why yes, Nick. While seeing your naked mother in the locker room at the Y after a swim class is one thing, seeing large portraits of your naked, pregnant mother and your naked, practically teenage father might be a little bit disturbing. Then again, they’ll also be exposed to the Ring Pop diamond ring you bought your wife a last year, as well as your yearly wedding ceremony so maybe you should just accept that your whole clan’s a little… different.
molls, i love ya.
but please change it to “once they’re born.”