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CONFIRMATION: Michael Douglas and Matt Damon WILL be swapping spit. With one another. [The Frisky]
Charlie Sheen has absolutely no chance of returning to CBS. [The Superficial]
Lady Gaga calls Rebecca Black a 'genius.' [Celebuzz]
PHOTOS: J Woww gets down and dirty with another girl. [Socialite Life]
Is Matthew Bellamy dipping his fertile pen into another woman's ink while Kate Hudson's ankles swell? [Cele|Bitchy]
Gerard Butler is hooking up with WHICH newly-single star?! [Hollywood Dame]
Sim...
I know, it's disappointing, isn't it? She was so close to making the right decision by taking the deal in her latest courtroom drama and serving a few months in jail, which would probably mean 19 days due to overcrowding, which would then mean that by summer at the very very latest, she could be back on the streets, doin' it up the only way she knows how. But no:
"Ms. Lohan has maintained her innocence from the moment this case was filed and she has never wavered," her attorney, Shawn Holley, said in a statement to E! News. "Though many advised her to follow th...
I know it's probably a vast generalization on my part, but whenever I see Emmy Rossum, I think of her and Adam Duritz of Counting Crows getting it on to really bad sitar music. And pubic hair. Loads and loads of bushy, dark (maybe even dreadlocked) pubic hair.
The fact that she played such a pivotal and epic character in The Day After Tomorrow is totally lost on me in those mental fugues, because the PUBIC HAIR is TOO THICK to see the forest for the trees.
Anyway, Emmy's on this Showtime ...
What celebrity just donated another million to the Japan reconstruction and rescue effort? [Socialite Life]
Look who's getting married this weekend! [Celebuzz]
Ashley Greene: on a random booty spree. [The Superficial]
It's so sad to watch Brendan Fraser deteriorate before our very eyes. [ICYDK]
The FULL-LENGTH Captain America trailer - stoked as bones? [Pajiba]
The latest celebrity to hop on the electronic cigarette hype. [Huffington Post]
Jessica Biel tries to convince us tha...
"First of all, I want to apologize to anybody who was startled in the office, or anybody who was offended or really looked, and [was] disappointed at my actions, because I'm disappointed in the way I acted. I had to release the anger that I had inside of me. Yes, I got very emotional and I apologize for acting like that.”
OK. This is Chris Brown's apology. ... This is Chris Brown's apology on anti-psychotic meds. Any questions? No? What's that, you're cowering in the corner to avo...
Hey, look, it's Scott Disick! And he's on the cover of Men's Fitness! No, I don't know why either, but he apparently strung a few words together (I guess he was trying to assume the position of 'interview') and talked to them, too, about his former, now-reformed, douchiness. Great.
I'm sorry, I know he's supposed to be famous or whatever for impregnating one of the untouchable Kardashian sisters, but other than that? I really don't get this guy. I don't get his weird, Weekend at Bernie's-e...
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I did the ultimate in crazy last year: I cut my hair off, and it ended up being about an inch and a half long. It looked good, it was way easy to manage, but I'm still reaping the after-effects of having such short hair.
Perhaps Brooklyn Decker might be able to sympathize. She cut almost a foot off of her own mane, but I have a feeling that hers is going to grow in, um, much easier than my hair has, however; there are probably distraught men worldwide that are gasping and clutching at t...
Dolly Parton is one of those celebrities that manages to look 20 years younger than her real age while also looking 20 years older than her real age. How come? It's cause the lady loves to get work done (of the 9-5 variety and the other kind, too.) Fake tatas, face lifts, botox and a possible nose job seem like what she's had done to me, but maybe you'll be able to spot some signs of surgery that I wasn't able to pick up on.
There's no doubt that Dolly's a beautiful lady, but wouldn't it ...
We all know by now that Tiger Woods is dating an absolutely lovely young woman named Alyse Lahti Johnson, but did you know that she's been drawing pictures of him since she was a little girl? Like, putting out into the universe that she's a fan? Dude, that sounds like she accidentally used The Secret to make this relationship happen to me...
From Us Weekly:
In fact, a friend of the grad student tells the new issue of Us Weekly (on stands now), that Johnson, whose stepfather lives next door...