Wow, that was way more cryptic than I meant it to be. Really, all I meant was "say goodbye to the Lohans because they're all dropping the Lohan family name due to the fact that Michael Lohan is a horrible human being and no one, not even his family, wants to be associated with him anymore," but that wasn't nearly as pithy.
But anyway, remember when Michael Jr. changed his last name to Cameron? He apparently inspired his mother and sisters to leave the Lohan name behind as well. Dina an...
Ugh, as if this guy could not get ANY MORE REPULSIVE, he picks up the funnest-looking chick in the airport and slaps the 'girlfriend' label on her. I know it's not polite to classify people based on who they hang out with, but we all learned in middle school that if you hang out with dogs, you're either going to get fleas, or just, you know, fucked up during a blacked-out rage. Anyone who'd knowingly get romantically involved with him at this point in spite of his notorious temper has got to ...
“I nearly asked her to marry me on our first date. It was like a hit of acid, a wave of confusion, emerging from under the water, a moment of Oh bloody hell, different perception for a moment, extraordinary…And then I thought, I’ll give it space and see what happens. ... It’s the most normal relationship I’ve ever had with anybody. She’s very spirited, bighearted, innocent, but very, very smart. Someone told me that enlightenment is contingent upon being able to hold opposing v...
The 40 best unflattering celebrity photos - LULZ. [Socialite Life]
Hot celebrities in 15 banned commercials. [The Frisky]
The Jersey Shore finale: you'll never believe what went down. [Celebuzz]
Is this Anne Hathaway's boyfriend? [Lainey Gossip]
It's not Jennifer Lopez on American Idol, it's actually Marc Anthony in drag. [Cele|Bitchy]
Paris Hilton: deny, deny, deny. [Amy Grindhouse]
Kat Dennings shows us her 'nerd boobs' again. [The Superficial]
What hot-abbed female celeb has a tattoo way low on her hip? [ICYDK]
B...
So um, wow. That was different.
I'm not a huge Gaga fan when it comes to her music - chintzy club anthems just aren't really my thing - but I'm not going to deny that girfriend's got a pretty killer voice, and she did some interesting things with this song.
In this rendition of 'Born This Way,' which almost sounds like something that you'd hear on Roseanne (but that's probably just the raunchy-awesome harmonica urging me to say that), Gaga's voice sounds stronger than ever, and the song - as far as I'm concerned - is much easier to digest.
But I still wouldn't consider myself a fan of the song.
What do you guys think? Are you loving the Country Road version of 'Born This Way'? />
So um, wow. That was different.
I'm not a huge Gaga fan when it comes to her music - chintzy club anthems just aren't really my thing - but I'm not going to deny that girfriend's got a pretty killer voice, and she did some interesting things with this song.
In this rendition of 'Born This Way,' which almost sounds like something that you'd hear on Roseanne (but that's probably just the raunchy-awesome harmonica urging me to say that), Gaga's voice sounds stronger than ever, and the song - as far as I'm concerned - is much easier to digest.
But I still wouldn't consider myself a fan of the song...
So when was the last time that YOU saw photos of a movie premiere that hosted so many attractive young ladies? Because the last time I remember seeing this many pretty, successful young women gracing the screen, it was for Now and Then. And you just hold your tongue right there, friend, because that. Was a good movie.
This is also the main difference between Now and Then and Sucker Punch. SP is supposedly filled with gratuitous heaving cleavage, short-shorts, and deflowering of innocent w...
I know that on our website, we should be sticking to discussing people of importance, and a lot of you probably don't know who Ina Garten is, but I'm here to tell you: she's a cook on a cooking show and she's a bitch. A straight-up, heartless bitch whose recipes really AREN'T EVEN THAT GOOD.
Garten, or the 'Barefoot Contessa,' was recently approached by a little boy at the Make-a-Wish Foundation. The little boy, Enzo, is six years old and dying from leukemia. His one wish? To cook wit...
So I know it's, like, mad rude and really unfair to make fun of pregnant women, and I want to put it out there up front that that's SO not what this post is about: it's about me, of course, and how these pictures are positively great birth control for anyone who is not quite ready to have a (or in my case, another) child.
Alicia Silverstone, bless her heart, looks haggard, tired, and definitely not the blushing, rosy-cheeked mother earth that so many women claim they are during their pregnanc...
I don't know if this is the most ingenious casting job I've ever seen or just the craziest, but pornstar and current Charlie Sheen goddess Bree Olson is set to star in her first non-pornographic film, Mancation. The other two people cast whose names you may recognize? Danica Mckellar AKA Winnie Cooper and Joey Fatone AKA the grossest member of *NSYNC beside Chris and maybe Lance, depending on the day.
One thing's for sure either way: Whoever's behind this movie got me to type the word Mancation after reading this news, so they're "winning," so to speak....
Well, I don't know what the fuck is going on, but somehow that insufferable bitch Katherine Heigl managed to nearly win me over with these paparazzi shots of her and a friend eating lunch. Why? She reminded me of myself, duh.
Allow me to break it down:
1) A lunch that consists of a plate of lettuce and a big glass of beer? Don't mind if I do. In fact, I already did.
2) She took a picture of her food. That's SO blogger. Does Katherine Heigl have a secret food blog? OMG, is she Ruth Bourdain?
3) Surprised by the waitstaff. Girl, me too. The most awkward three minutes of life on any given day is when an...
Zsa Zsa Gabor has been hanging in there for quite some time despite being ill, but after hearing the news that her friend Elizabeth Taylor passed away yesterday, she immediately checked in to the hospital. Her publicist said that the loss of Elizabeth and her friend Jane Russell convinced her that she would be the next to die, and the stress, combined with her high blood pressure, was too much for Zsa Zsa to handle.
Dude, this is the saddest story ever. First of all, Jane, Liz and Zsa Zsa ...
Wow, that was way more cryptic than I meant it to be. Really, all I meant was "say goodbye to the Lohans because they're all dropping the Lohan family name due to the fact that Michael Lohan is a horrible human being and no one, not even his family, wants to be associated with him anymore," but that wasn't nearly as pithy.
But anyway, remember when Michael Jr. changed his last name to Cameron? He apparently inspired his mother and sisters to leave the Lohan name behind as well. Dina an...
Ugh, as if this guy could not get ANY MORE REPULSIVE, he picks up the funnest-looking chick in the airport and slaps the 'girlfriend' label on her. I know it's not polite to classify people based on who they hang out with, but we all learned in middle school that if you hang out with dogs, you're either going to get fleas, or just, you know, fucked up during a blacked-out rage. Anyone who'd knowingly get romantically involved with him at this point in spite of his notorious temper has got to ...
“I nearly asked her to marry me on our first date. It was like a hit of acid, a wave of confusion, emerging from under the water, a moment of Oh bloody hell, different perception for a moment, extraordinary…And then I thought, I’ll give it space and see what happens. ... It’s the most normal relationship I’ve ever had with anybody. She’s very spirited, bighearted, innocent, but very, very smart. Someone told me that enlightenment is contingent upon being able to hold opposing v...
The 40 best unflattering celebrity photos - LULZ. [Socialite Life]
Hot celebrities in 15 banned commercials. [The Frisky]
The Jersey Shore finale: you'll never believe what went down. [Celebuzz]
Is this Anne Hathaway's boyfriend? [Lainey Gossip]
It's not Jennifer Lopez on American Idol, it's actually Marc Anthony in drag. [Cele|Bitchy]
Paris Hilton: deny, deny, deny. [Amy Grindhouse]
Kat Dennings shows us her 'nerd boobs' again. [The Superficial]
What hot-abbed female celeb has a tattoo way low on her hip? [ICYDK]
B...
So when was the last time that YOU saw photos of a movie premiere that hosted so many attractive young ladies? Because the last time I remember seeing this many pretty, successful young women gracing the screen, it was for Now and Then. And you just hold your tongue right there, friend, because that. Was a good movie.
This is also the main difference between Now and Then and Sucker Punch. SP is supposedly filled with gratuitous heaving cleavage, short-shorts, and deflowering of innocent w...
I know that on our website, we should be sticking to discussing people of importance, and a lot of you probably don't know who Ina Garten is, but I'm here to tell you: she's a cook on a cooking show and she's a bitch. A straight-up, heartless bitch whose recipes really AREN'T EVEN THAT GOOD.
Garten, or the 'Barefoot Contessa,' was recently approached by a little boy at the Make-a-Wish Foundation. The little boy, Enzo, is six years old and dying from leukemia. His one wish? To cook wit...
So I know it's, like, mad rude and really unfair to make fun of pregnant women, and I want to put it out there up front that that's SO not what this post is about: it's about me, of course, and how these pictures are positively great birth control for anyone who is not quite ready to have a (or in my case, another) child.
Alicia Silverstone, bless her heart, looks haggard, tired, and definitely not the blushing, rosy-cheeked mother earth that so many women claim they are during their pregnanc...
I don't know if this is the most ingenious casting job I've ever seen or just the craziest, but pornstar and current Charlie Sheen goddess Bree Olson is set to star in her first non-pornographic film, Mancation. The other two people cast whose names you may recognize? Danica Mckellar AKA Winnie Cooper and Joey Fatone AKA the grossest member of *NSYNC beside Chris and maybe Lance, depending on the day.
One thing's for sure either way: Whoever's behind this movie got me to type the word Mancation after reading this news, so they're "winning," so to speak....
Well, I don't know what the fuck is going on, but somehow that insufferable bitch Katherine Heigl managed to nearly win me over with these paparazzi shots of her and a friend eating lunch. Why? She reminded me of myself, duh.
Allow me to break it down:
1) A lunch that consists of a plate of lettuce and a big glass of beer? Don't mind if I do. In fact, I already did.
2) She took a picture of her food. That's SO blogger. Does Katherine Heigl have a secret food blog? OMG, is she Ruth Bourdain?
3) Surprised by the waitstaff. Girl, me too. The most awkward three minutes of life on any given day is when an...
Zsa Zsa Gabor has been hanging in there for quite some time despite being ill, but after hearing the news that her friend Elizabeth Taylor passed away yesterday, she immediately checked in to the hospital. Her publicist said that the loss of Elizabeth and her friend Jane Russell convinced her that she would be the next to die, and the stress, combined with her high blood pressure, was too much for Zsa Zsa to handle.
Dude, this is the saddest story ever. First of all, Jane, Liz and Zsa Zsa ...