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It’s Almost Baby Time for Mariah!

A photo of Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon It's Mariah's birthday today (did you send a card?), and the two children inside of her almost made their way out to celebrate with her!  Last night, Mariah started having contractions and made a trip to this hospital, and then tweeted about it, natch: I love that her kids are showstoppers already.  And hey, don't twins usually come a few weeks early?  I'm just saying that if I had all my organs developed and a diamond-encrusted iPod waiting for me, I'd come out early too....

ABC Wants to Reunite Rihanna And Chris Brown for Ratings

A photo of Rihanna and Chris Brown Isn't that the sweetest thing you've heard all day? ABC didn't press charges when Chris Brown flipped his shit on Good Morning America, and you know why?  Because if they pressed charges, it might hurt Chris' feelings, and if they hurt his feelings, then he might not make another appearance for ABC, which is the opposite of what they want. What they want is to "milk this event for everything its worth."  Totally classy, ABC. E! asked ABC if there were any plans for a Chris Brown real...

Katy Perry: Super Edgy, Totally Original

A photo of Katy Perry These are stills from Katy's newest music video, "E.T."  The video comes out next Thursday, but these stills already found their way out to the public, and far be it from me to refuse to share them with you guys.  Can you dig it?  These pictures look like we'll be seeing something totally new from Katy, which is nice because I'm not sure how much longer I could stand the nonsense she usually wears. But listen: is it just me or has Katy Perry been more noticeably ripping off Lady Gaga th...

Happy Wedding Day, Reese Witherspoon!

A photo of Reese Witherspoon and Jim Toth How much do we love Reese Witherspoon?  SO MUCH, right? Great, so let's send this girl our best wishes on her special day! Reese is going to marry Jim Toth, her boyfriend since January of last year, in a private ceremony at her home today.  And by "private," I mean that she's apparently made her guests sign an agreement saying that they won't discuss the wedding with the press.  Judging by that little tidbit, I think it'll probably be a while before we get any wedding photos (what a shame, right?),...

Love It or Leave It: The Olsens Visit The Opera

A photo of Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen If I had to make a list of my top ten favorite things in this world, the top five would probably include "dressing up" and Pretty Woman. You know what that means, right?  I would kill to go to a fancy opera premiere.  Ok, I'll be real, I'd only kill if the opera involved Richard Gere escorting me and giving me beautiful jewelry, but still, I would very much enjoy a fancy opera.  With all that being said, I think you can understand why this photo of Mary Kate and Ashley at the Metropolitan Ope...

Were You Guys Looking Forward to The Weekend?

I know I was, so let's get it started right.  Because I don't know about you, but I think that it would be a crime if the vocal magic of Rebecca Black was confined to the specific genre of shitty autotuned pop.  She needs to branch out like a strong, beautiful tree, growing and growing until she can reach the sun and everything under it. Ok, either that, or I found this last night after margaritas and daiquiris and I laughed so hard I nearly vomited and I wanted to share it with you guys.  You can ...

Robert Pattinson Still Hasn’t Mastered The Role of Edward Cullen

picture of robert pattinson hot photos Robert Pattinson has been a part of the Twilight franchise for like, almost four years now and he admits that he still can't put in the contact lenses he wears to play Edward Cullen. Robert recently said in an interview that he still needs the makeup artists to put in his contacts for him. He told Entertainment Weekly, "Everyone else has figured out how to do it, and then there's two people holding me down because I can't do it myself... It's so embarrassing for me, after so many years, it's ...

Does Amanda Seyfried Look Even Better Without Makeup!?

We love it when celebrities leave the house without makeup here at EvilBeet. It's a reminder that not even famous people look like famous people once the expensive makeup job and hairstyle is gone... but then there's actresses like Amanda Seyfried, who look totally stunning even with a completely bare face. Amanda was photographed shopping in WeHo yesterday and her makeup free face and manish outfit didn't do anything to tame her naturally good looks. Goddamnit, Amanda! We're trying to con...

Which Actor Has a Crazy Small Penis?

Although this supposedly had nothing to do with their recent breakup, this A list movie actress told many of her friends that when she was dating her A list movie actor boyfriend that he had the smallest peen she had ever seen on a guy. Like so small that when he did not trim that she had trouble seeing the stump in the bushes if you know what I mean. This one comes from Crazy Days and Nights, and while a slew of recent break ups in Hollywood points to several different possibilities, yo...

Bobbi Kristina Says She Has a Reality Show On The Way

Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown famously co-starred on the Bravo reality joint, "Being Bobby Brown" and now their 18-year-old daughter Bobbi Kristina is ready to have a show of her own. From RadarOnline: Amid rumors of drug addiction and a sex tape, the teenager might be laying her life bare on the small screen soon in her own reality show – news she Tweeted about on Thursday. “PS EVERYONE ! Guess what ?! _ we are currently in the process of meetings about starting my very OWN! RealityShow!!” she wrote. ... “The world needs 2know me 4who I REALLY am_ U all will get 2see my everyday living_ w...

Afternoon Delight [The PM Links]

Hot picture of kirstie alley photos Would you be interested in dating Jake Gyllenhaal's mom? [The Frisky] HOTOS: Holy CRAP, J Woww. [Celebuzz] What the hell happened on American Idol last night? [Socialite Life] Chris Brown's publicist dumps him. [The Superficial] Looks like Lindsay's getting dragged back into that whole 'beating up a medical professional' fracas again. [TMZ] Interested in seeing K-Town? It's the Asian version of Jersey Shore, and it's got to be loads better. [The Blemish] I don't care how old he gets, Tom Hanks will ALWAYS be super hot. [Caught on Set] Kirstie Alley sl...

George Lopez Apologizes to Kirstie Alley, Kirstie Alley Responds With Fabulousness

A photo of George Lopez Remember when Kirstie Alley completely rocked her Dancing with the Stars premiere performance?  Ok, now remember when George Lopez was lame and unfunny and compared Kirstie to a pig?  Good, because that's what we're talking about today. In a totally unsurprising move, these two discussed their feelings about things on Twitter (did I not tell you what a powerful tool that site is?), and here's how it went down. First, Kirstie put her emotions out there: Zing, right?  So I guess Ge...
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