I know, and here we all thought that Paris was a racist bitch who couldn't stand black guys, but I guess we all look silly now, don't we?
Paris had a little chit chat with Lil Wayne for the April issue of Interview, and they really hit it off. It makes total sense if you think about it - have you ever seen a couple of people who've never met each other before figure out that they've both been locked up? I mean, I know that's a really specific event to have witnessed, but have you? It's insane. They'll hug it out an...
I've always had mixed feelings about Anne Hathaway. Like, if she up and decided to stop doing movies altogether, I might not even notice. That's not to say that she's a bad actress - it's just that I don't think Anne Hathaway even really knows who Anne Hathaway is. The most I know about Anne Hathaway is that she's pretty good-looking, she dated some fucking weirdo embezzler loser and had a pretty public breakup, and interviews with a put-on old Hollywood bravado that just sort of makes me furrow my brow (and that? I actually hate - shit's going to give me some mad wrinkles down the road).
So Anne, though your acting is just alright in my opinion, and your looks aren't bad, I guess my general feeling about you is confusion, and I don't like the way that makes my face look. />I've always had mixed feelings about Anne Hathaway. Like, if she up and decided to stop doing movies altogether, I might not even notice. That's not to say that she's a bad actress - it's just that I don't think Anne Hathaway even really knows who Anne Hathaway is. The most I know about Anne Hathaway is that she's pretty good-looking, she dated some fucking weirdo embezzler loser and had a pretty public breakup, and interviews with a put-on old Hollywood bravado that just sort of makes me furrow my brow...
And damned if I'm wrong, but his torn short-shorts look absolutely Photoshopped on. Those shits don't even LOOK REAL, but whatever. I can get past the overt absence of real fabric and the crazy hair (which, honestly, really has grown on me over the past few weeks) because Rihanna is just so damn fine.
See what you gave up, Chris Brown? Antoine Dodson said it best: 'You are so dumb.' ...
Why does Selena Gomez have the blues? [Celebuzz]
Is there anything better than when celebrities grope themselves in public? [Socialite Life]
I would kill Nick Cannon if he was my husband at this point. [The Frisky]
"It smells like socks and pussy in here." [Lainey Gossip]
Kevin Federline knocked yet another chick up. [The Superficial]
Kelly Clarkson in a bikini. Yes, in a bikini. [IDLYITW]
Kendall Jenner in more age-inappropriate modeling photos. [Yeeeah]
Amy Adams cast as Lois Lane a...
Don’t forget, starting officially on April 1st, we’ll have weekly ‘Caption This’ contests that result in real, live prizes. Pull out your funniest and stick ‘em in the comments if you’re interested in some cool shit.
This past week’s winner on The Situation photo:
Winner: y_punk_chew_ate
“He’s climbin in your windows/He’s snatchin your people up/Tryna rape em so y’all need to/Hide your kids, Hide your wife."
1st Runner-Up: Chaz
“Feeling peckish, Snookie send...
Vanessa Hudgens went to a Lakers game this past weekend with her newest rumored boyfriend, Josh Hutcherson, and did everything in her power to advertise to the powers that be that she's once again dating someone in order to distract you from the fact that she actually just likes ladies.
Josh-whoever-Hutcherson is her latest man, and the couple's been photographed a few times in the past few weeks doing stuff together, but nothing has been as confirming as Vanessa's belly-baring shirt that ...
I don't know about you guys, but I am SO STOKED that Britney's launching a big comeback. I haven't liked her music since I was a junior in high school (and that, my friends was an awkward phase to say the least), but ever since she totally cracked up and went all vulnerable and soft in the public eye, this girl's been pulling for her to make a grand return.
This? I think is it.
Britney still isn't allowed to do live talk shows yet, probably because her father's afraid that she'll at...
Just when you thought the shitstorm of Christina Aguilera's drunken life was about to die down, you were wrong: girfriend was spotted making out in the backseat of a car with her boyfriend, Matthew Rutler.
I know that making out in the back of a vehicle isn't nearly as trashy as, say, getting it on during a party in a relative's bathroom or something, but it's definitely something I'M no longer interested in as a twenty-seven year-old woman myself. See, for some reason, I've been prone to car sic...
"I never thought I would get to kiss Michael Douglas. I kind of think of it in algebra terms, back to my high-school days. It's like the transitive property – by kissing Michael Douglas, I am making out with Catherine."
- Matt Damon shows off his math skills in a sexy, sexy way.
In case you didn't know, Matt Damon is referring to the upcoming Liberace biopic in which Michael Douglas plays that well-loved pianist. Matt, if you couldn't piece it together, plays Liberace's boyfriend. Can you even wait for this movie?...
Remember that time that Sarah compiled a list of her ten hottest men and let you guys vote for the absolute hottest? Wasn't that fun? I thought so, and ever since she posted it, I've been doing my best to come up with my own list. There's a slight difference - I'm going with "attractive" guys instead of "hot" guys. I'm defining attractive guys as dudes who you'd be cool to hang out with after banging them. Got it? All right, then let's go ahead and get started, and you can vote afterwards.
10. Simon WoodsRemember that time that Sarah compiled a list of her ten hottest men and let you guys vote for the absolute hottest? Wasn't that fun? I thought so, and ever since she posted it, I've been doing my best to come up with my own list. There's a slight difference - I'm going with "attractive" guys instead of "hot" guys. I'm defining attractive guys as dudes who you'd be cool to hang out with after banging them. Got it? All right, then let's go ahead and get started, and you can vote afterwards...
Something magic happens every time Robert Pattinson opens his mouth. Have you noticed that? And I don't mean in his movies, because so far I haven't seen him do any great acting, but when it's just Rob, crankin' out the hits, he's unstoppable. For instance, here's a recent interview where R-Patz opens up about sexy love:
On his romantic soul: “There is the idea of the saving love, I believe it,” Rob said. “I’m not mushy but I have a romantic soul. Having grown up with two older si...
Of course you do, so let's not waste time.
Reese has a ranch in Ojai, California, and that's where the wedding took place. There were 120 guests, including the likes of Renee Zellweger, Tobey Maguire (aww, remember Pleasantville?), Robert Downey Jr., and Sean Penn with Scarlett Johansson. The groom and Reese's children walked down the aisle to "The Tennessee Waltz," which I think is charming, and Reese went with the traditional "Here Comes the Bride." She wore a custom Monique Lhuillier dress...
I know, and here we all thought that Paris was a racist bitch who couldn't stand black guys, but I guess we all look silly now, don't we?
Paris had a little chit chat with Lil Wayne for the April issue of Interview, and they really hit it off. It makes total sense if you think about it - have you ever seen a couple of people who've never met each other before figure out that they've both been locked up? I mean, I know that's a really specific event to have witnessed, but have you? It's insane. They'll hug it out an...
And damned if I'm wrong, but his torn short-shorts look absolutely Photoshopped on. Those shits don't even LOOK REAL, but whatever. I can get past the overt absence of real fabric and the crazy hair (which, honestly, really has grown on me over the past few weeks) because Rihanna is just so damn fine.
See what you gave up, Chris Brown? Antoine Dodson said it best: 'You are so dumb.' ...
Why does Selena Gomez have the blues? [Celebuzz]
Is there anything better than when celebrities grope themselves in public? [Socialite Life]
I would kill Nick Cannon if he was my husband at this point. [The Frisky]
"It smells like socks and pussy in here." [Lainey Gossip]
Kevin Federline knocked yet another chick up. [The Superficial]
Kelly Clarkson in a bikini. Yes, in a bikini. [IDLYITW]
Kendall Jenner in more age-inappropriate modeling photos. [Yeeeah]
Amy Adams cast as Lois Lane a...
Don’t forget, starting officially on April 1st, we’ll have weekly ‘Caption This’ contests that result in real, live prizes. Pull out your funniest and stick ‘em in the comments if you’re interested in some cool shit.
This past week’s winner on The Situation photo:
Winner: y_punk_chew_ate
“He’s climbin in your windows/He’s snatchin your people up/Tryna rape em so y’all need to/Hide your kids, Hide your wife."
1st Runner-Up: Chaz
“Feeling peckish, Snookie send...
Vanessa Hudgens went to a Lakers game this past weekend with her newest rumored boyfriend, Josh Hutcherson, and did everything in her power to advertise to the powers that be that she's once again dating someone in order to distract you from the fact that she actually just likes ladies.
Josh-whoever-Hutcherson is her latest man, and the couple's been photographed a few times in the past few weeks doing stuff together, but nothing has been as confirming as Vanessa's belly-baring shirt that ...
I don't know about you guys, but I am SO STOKED that Britney's launching a big comeback. I haven't liked her music since I was a junior in high school (and that, my friends was an awkward phase to say the least), but ever since she totally cracked up and went all vulnerable and soft in the public eye, this girl's been pulling for her to make a grand return.
This? I think is it.
Britney still isn't allowed to do live talk shows yet, probably because her father's afraid that she'll at...
Just when you thought the shitstorm of Christina Aguilera's drunken life was about to die down, you were wrong: girfriend was spotted making out in the backseat of a car with her boyfriend, Matthew Rutler.
I know that making out in the back of a vehicle isn't nearly as trashy as, say, getting it on during a party in a relative's bathroom or something, but it's definitely something I'M no longer interested in as a twenty-seven year-old woman myself. See, for some reason, I've been prone to car sic...
"I never thought I would get to kiss Michael Douglas. I kind of think of it in algebra terms, back to my high-school days. It's like the transitive property – by kissing Michael Douglas, I am making out with Catherine."
- Matt Damon shows off his math skills in a sexy, sexy way.
In case you didn't know, Matt Damon is referring to the upcoming Liberace biopic in which Michael Douglas plays that well-loved pianist. Matt, if you couldn't piece it together, plays Liberace's boyfriend. Can you even wait for this movie?...
Remember that time that Sarah compiled a list of her ten hottest men and let you guys vote for the absolute hottest? Wasn't that fun? I thought so, and ever since she posted it, I've been doing my best to come up with my own list. There's a slight difference - I'm going with "attractive" guys instead of "hot" guys. I'm defining attractive guys as dudes who you'd be cool to hang out with after banging them. Got it? All right, then let's go ahead and get started, and you can vote afterwards...
Something magic happens every time Robert Pattinson opens his mouth. Have you noticed that? And I don't mean in his movies, because so far I haven't seen him do any great acting, but when it's just Rob, crankin' out the hits, he's unstoppable. For instance, here's a recent interview where R-Patz opens up about sexy love:
On his romantic soul: “There is the idea of the saving love, I believe it,” Rob said. “I’m not mushy but I have a romantic soul. Having grown up with two older si...
Of course you do, so let's not waste time.
Reese has a ranch in Ojai, California, and that's where the wedding took place. There were 120 guests, including the likes of Renee Zellweger, Tobey Maguire (aww, remember Pleasantville?), Robert Downey Jr., and Sean Penn with Scarlett Johansson. The groom and Reese's children walked down the aisle to "The Tennessee Waltz," which I think is charming, and Reese went with the traditional "Here Comes the Bride." She wore a custom Monique Lhuillier dress...