No? Well here you go. It's the lady's big return to television. Pretty soon? She'll be doing it live, and now won't that be something?
Either way, what did you guys think? Is the bitch back, or is she still just a robotic shadow of her former self? />
No? Well here you go. It's the lady's big return to television. Pretty soon? She'll be doing it live, and now won't that be something?
Either way, what did you guys think? Is the bitch back, or is she still just a robotic shadow of her former self? ...
Rafael Nadal shows off his crack for Armani, does it suavely. [Socialite Life]
First photos of Miley and Billy Ray together since the divorce was been called off. [Celebuzz]
20 celebs that you might be surprised to know that they sing - well. [The Frisky]
Scott Disick calls Americans 'childish.' And you thought his douchiness had been rehabilitated, tcha. [Cele|Bitchy]
Was the assaulting Teen Mom set up? (I somehow doubt it.) [TMZ]
Did Tom Cruise get a massive facelift? [Lainey ...
Hey, look, a cute pregnancy bump, and there's probably no question that it's Mariah Carey's. The butterfly kind of gives it away, but I'll be honest: I'm mildly disappointed that her entire stomach isn't covered with a massive overabundance of glitter and sequins and all the other Mariah Carey-related ephemera that's defined her very style over the years. Plus, she Tweeted it, so unless she's taking creepy pictures of other pregnant women and sharing their photos without their knowledge or perm...
Apparently There’s Someone Out There Who Can Decipher ‘Caveman,’ Because Jesse James Dictated a Book
Well hell's bells. I didn't know Jesse James could write. Or read. But hey! Here he is, pushing a book that tries to portray him as some pseudo-sexual being that just emanates bad-boy sex, dirty leather chaps, and strong whiskey. If it were anybody else (oh, say, Adrien Brody, for example), it'd be totally hot, but really? It just makes Jesse look all Sling Blade demented and, frankly, kind of gross.
But that's no real deviation from the truth, now, is it.
Yes, friends: Jesse James' cr...
So apparently, Owen Wilson and Rachel McAdams - the love interests on gut-bustingly-funny Wedding Crashers - have reunited for a new Woody Allen movie, Midnight in Paris. The film portrays an engaged couple on holiday in Paris, who end up spending their time doing drastically different things than they planned.
The movie stars both Wilson and McAdams, and also includes Kathy Bates AND ADRIEN BRODY. I'm already totally taken with this movie - I mean, as if it didn't already have a fucking zillion elements that would totally attract me to it: Wedding Crashers might have been one of the funniest movies I've ever seen and Owen Wilson is fabulous; Rachel McAdams is my number one girl-crush, and ADRIEN BRODY. Well. You guys know how I feel about him - my one, unrequited, untouchable love.
I'm totally sold. Woody Allen can, generally, suck my ass (especially for not running Adrien in the trailer), but this movie? I'll definitely be seeing. And probably owning at some point, too. />
So apparently, Owen Wilson and Rachel McAdams - the love interests on gut-bustingly-funny Wedding Crashers - have reunited for a new Woody Allen movie, Midnight in Paris. The film portrays an engaged couple on holiday in Paris, who end up spending their time doing drastically different things than they planned.
The movie stars both Wilson and McAdams, and also includes Kathy Bates AND ADRIEN BRODY. I'm already totally taken with this movie - I mean, as if it didn't already have a fuckin...
I know we talk a lot of shit on Lea Michele, and say a lot of pretty crazy things about her, but believe: the last thing we ever wanted was for girlfriend to get hit by a car - but that's precisely what happened early one morning this past weekend.
Lea was leaving work around 2 AM in Los Angeles, and when crossing the street, she was hit by a car. Like, as in a two-ton or whatever vehicle. She was alright, and she the police, but no word was left as to whether or not the vehicle stopped and...
I'm just going to be upfront and admit that "Asia Girls Explosion" sounds like a porno flick to me, but it's not. It's a fashion event that takes place in Tokyo, and this year's guest stars were Shenae Grimes, Jessica Stroup and AnnaLynne McCord from 90210 and The City's Olivia Palermo. The ladies took over the runway to show off looks from YOSHIKIMONO's new line and while I really couldn't care less about most of these ladies, I absolutely LOVE Shenae's look in these photos. The adorable blac...
Lindsay Lohan headed out to breakfast with a friend yesterday morning and her look was a little more "Native American inspired" than usual. If the girl was still drinking, I'd chalk her brunching wardrobe up to a hangover and no access to a mirror, but considering this is a supposedly clean and sober Lindsay, I can't imagine what her excuse for this ensemble and concealer-free face is.
Are you digging Lindsay's braids, or are you thinking that she looks like she just stumbled out of Juniper Creek and in to the West Village?
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Ugh. It's going to be one of those days, isn't it? It's going to be one of those days where I have to be mean about someone that I normally find to be adorable and charming because she went ahead and did something really dumb this weekend and now I'm forced to look at photos of it. Fine! If that's the way this is going to go, that's fine!
Selena Gomez went to Perez Hilton's birthday party Saturday night (her first mistake) and took the "everything blue" theme so seriously that she wound up looking...
Alright, so I understand that I'm getting into some sticky stuff here, but with the Kardashian clan, that's not all that unusual (rimshot!)
Anyone who's been following the Kardashian saga can tell you that Kim, Khloe and Kourt's baby sis, Kendall Jenner, has been trying to break into modeling for a little over a year now. There were those infamous bikini beach shots, and now she's the face for Sherri Hill prom dresses. I understand that all it takes these days is a famous face to land an endorsement deal, but I'm pretty sure that the bigger ...
Taylor Momsen does some lesbian stuff in Paris. [Socialite Life]
And you thought Katy Perry was over-the-top about her Bible-y ways. [The Frisky]
Padded push-up bras for second-graders? [Bitten and Bound]
Are Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart getting married? [Huffington Post]
The biggest and smallest penises in the world. [OMGBlog]
John Stamos rocks a porn star mustache and makes me all weak in the knees. [Caught on Set]
So maybe Natalie Portman didn't do all that dan...
Stand-up comedy is one of my favorite things. I'll watch it all day long, I'll listen to it for hours, and if I lived in a place where I could go see it on the regular, you best believe I'd have few other pastimes. With all that new knowledge, it should come as no surprise that I enjoy perusing Twitter for comedians, looking for my favorites and giggling like a schoolgirl. So let me show you a spattering of comedian Twitters (and also smile at how dirty that sounds), then you can let me know what you think.
Remember Andy Milonakis? His show was deligh...