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Sam Ronson Was Caught Hooking Up With a Chick That’s Not Lindsay

photo of samantha ronson kissing a new girl pictures But I still can't see why hanging out on the sidewalk, rolling around like you're on a feather bed at a Los Angeles hotel is now the cool thing to do, according to record-spinning hipster DJs. Samantha Ronson, who had supposedly reconciled with Lindsay Lohan over the past few months, was spotted making out with a much-hotter-than-Lindsay girl, whom she had spent hours of time with on a sidewalk in LA (I know, I still can't get past the sidewalk thing - my knees are sore just thinking about it). The new...

Rob Lowe Wrote a Book and Discussed How Messed Up Tom Cruise Really Is

photo of rob lowe for vanity fair magazine pictures A long, long time ago I had the hots for Rob Lowe. But that was after the crush on his older brother, Chad Lowe, has run its course. Remember Life Goes On? Chad Lowe played Becca's HIV-stricken boyfriend who eventually died? Man, he was the hottest dying man I'd ever seen, even at the young age of, like, ten. Rob's career has come to a sort of revival, and in honor of a new book he's written, he was offered the cover - and an interview - with Vanity Fair, where he discussed excerpts from his book abo...

Courtney Love’s New Makeup Artist is Apparently a Mortician

photo of courtney love pictures hole These, man, are some good makeup-applying skills. These are the fucking NAPOLEON DYNAMITE of makeup-applying skills. MAD skills. And that lipstick, my word. There's just no logical explanation for that wavy, wobbly-assed lipstick application. Both my half-blind, shaky, arthritic grandmother AND Michael J. Fox could do a better job on their worst days with both hands tied behind their backs and a rabid dog biting relentlessly at their asses. Above, you see Courtney Love, photographed d...

I Have No Doubts That Lindsay is Still Totally Sober

new pictures of lindsay lohan strung out on drugs wasted photos I mean, especially after seeing these photos. There's no possible way that she COULDN'T be sober, looking like that. You just know that someone who's gotten so many chances at freedom and starting their life over and over and over again would NEVER touch ANY remotely destructive stuff with a ten-foot pole, because disappointing yourself over and over and over again is just, like, not an option when it comes to being rehabilitated. Not to mention, some people's pupils are just NATURALLY pract...

Why Did Foxy Brown Get Kicked Off a Cruise Ship?

Damn. When I think of has-been rap divas losing their mind for practically no reason, I always think of Lil Kim. Still, it was Foxy Brown who was asked to leave a Royal Caribbean cruise because she freaked out after missing her manicure appointment. From FoxNews: Passengers on the cruise said Foxy set up a nail appointment on the cruise ship last Monday, a day after the cruise took off, and showed up three hours late. The staff at the salon couldn't accommodate her when she rolled around...

Tara Reid Does ‘The Big Lebowski 2’, I Weep For Her

Tara Reid hasn't had much luck with her career since her breakout role in The Big Lebowski, so it makes sense that she'd have a special place in her heart for the Coen Brother's classic, but her new FunnyOrDie video feels like less of a tribute and more of a "I can't let go of one of the only successful things I've ever done," thing. The video, which is a mock trailer for The Big Lebowski 2, features Tara playing the parts of everyone's favorite characters from the original Big Lebowski. It also features Ta...

Blind Item: What Actress Is Hooking Up With Her Ex’s Mom?

Holy shit. Holy shit, holy shit, holy shit. Today's blind item comes from BlindGossip.com, and if there's any truth behind it, this is some of the most crazy-ass Hollywood shit I have ever heard in my life. Ready?: Which A-list film actress, who recently split from her handsome actor-beau, is rumored to be having a lesbian affair with a much older woman? The kicker is that the alleged woman is the ex’s mother. If you're doubting even for a second that this is about Renée Zellweger ...

Four Words You Never Needed to See Next to Each Other: “Kathy Griffin Topless Photos”

You see that half-naked ginger running into the bushes? That's comedian Kathy Griffin, who moments before this photo was snapped, was dancing completely topless on a dock in Miami. Titties floppin' all over the place, the whole deal. We have pictures after the jump, but before you go and check them out (and probably make disparaging remarks about her appearance and behavior in the comments,) can I just say that there's something so refreshing about how shameless and non-shit giving this lady...

Afternoon Delight [The PM Links]

photo of hot katy perry pictures The hottest celebrities in their coochie-cutters. [The Frisky] Britney Spears through the years - the photos are almost heartbreaking. [Celebuzz] Italy is about to throw a serious smack-down on Jersey Shore. [Right Celebrity] What do Adam Lambert, Kate Hudson, and Fergie have in common? Uh, this uncomfortable picture. [Socialite Life] Everyone's afraid that Chris Brown's going to go all Chris Brown on them, 'cause Chris Brown is batshit-fucking-crazy. [The Superficial] Amber...

Italians Hate Jersey Shore, Too!

A photo of Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino Did you know that last night was the first time that Jersey Shore actually aired in Italy?  I guess MTV wanted to give them a little time to get used to our patron saints of pickles and blow for when these kids head their way to film season four, and smart move, because Italy is not feeling it: "They embody the worst stereotypes of Italians, multiplied by thousands and Americanized," columnist Roberto Del Bove lamented in the Rome newspaper New Notzie. A preview of the show posted on an...

Quotables: Vanessa Hudgens Is A Grown Up

A photo of Vanessa Hudgens "I'm not the same girl I was five years ago. Hopefully with the choices I'm making, people will start to see that I'm not just little Gabriella." Oh, girl.  Vanessa, honey, this is not the way.  That's why you've been making out with your girlfriends and why those nudes of you were released after you got "hacked." I know that you're just following in the footsteps of your Disney brethren, but please find another path.  Adulthood feels great until some douchebag knocks you up, and I don't...

Tori Spelling is Officially Not Going to Die Right Now

photo of not scary tori spelling skinny pictures Remember when Tori Spelling was, like, one of the scary-skinniest celebrities going, and you totally thought that she was going to die from her skinniness at any moment? Well, thankfully, those days are gone: for the first time in probably years, Tori's weight seems to have stabilized to the point of being considered 'healthy,' and not-at-all-suprisingly, she looks just fine. I've always been a big fan of Tori Spelling AND her role in the original 90210, so I'm glad to see that Tori's probably going to live to see another few years, if all that bu...
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