

Comedian Andy Dick is up to his same old extremely troubling behavior according to this photo of him snorting a hand mirror full of cocaine. The picture, obtained by RadarOnline, is accompanied by quotes from folks who've seen Andy out recently, and while part of me wants to laugh at what a mess this dude is, a bigger part of me just feels so sad for humans.
Andy, hand mirrors are for seeing what your own vagina looks like in the privacy of your bedroom, not drugs. Gosh!...
Blind item time! It's like Cookie Time except calorie-free and sometimes you feel even more guilty for participating!
Today's blind comes from BlindGossip.com and while it will force you to look back a few months, it's so juicy and character-degrading that it seems worthy of a post:
When this A list actress told her B list costar that she wanted to do something special on Christmas for all of the cast and crew of the film they were finishing, the B lister couldn’t be bothered and made excuses so she wouldn’t have to h...
Mel Gibson defends Charlie Sheen. [The Superficial]
Whitney Houston passes her penchant for cocaine along to her daughter. [popbytes]
Did Kate Winslet get mad facial surgery? [Lainey Gossip]
PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE that celebrities do, in fact, get wasted and do really embarrassing things. [The Frisky]
What the hell did Johnny Depp do to make this fan cry? [Socialite Life]
Rumer Willis gets a new, Shirley Temple-like 'do. [Cele|Bitchy]
Justin Bieber's hair sold for HOW MUC...
You love Justin Bieber's new haircut, right? Of course it's tragic that he can't tantalizingly "shake it throughout the day" anymore, but that's a sacrifice that had to be made, because Justin thought his gorgeous locks belonged in an eBay auction rather than atop his beautiful head. And he was right.
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Were you right? Let's see ...
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"The bitch is back and better than ever!"
-Britney Spears lies to V Magazine.
We showed you her photo shoot for V earlier this morning, but I just want to make sure you guys understand what's going on here. I mean, I certainly admire Britney's can-do attitude, but "better than ever," really? And I'm not even talking about her busted weave or her emotional issues, I'm just talking about the music. Whenever "Hold It Against Me" comes on the radio, I don't even hate it, I barely notice it ...
I don't know about you guys, but I am SO CRAZY IMPRESSED OVER THE FACT that Taylor Momsen is THIS HARDCORE. I mean, she FUCKS FOR SATAN, ffs. She wears GARTER BELTS as PANTS. She fronts a BAND called The Pretty RECKLESS and WALKS HER TINY, RAT-ASS DOG in PUBLIC, for ALL THE WORLD to see.
She MAKES ME TYPE IN ALL CAPS and THAT, my friends?
Is the be-all, end-all of HARDCORE.
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Chris Brown pretends like he's got a penis. I mean, a BIG penis. [The Superficial]
Um, where's the rest of you, Jonah Hill? [ICYDK]
What ladylike Hollywoood actress curses like a motherfucking sailor? [Pajiba]
Britney's being sued over one of her new songs. [Allie is Wired]
Scarlett Johansson rubs her foot up on Sean Penn's package a la Weekend at Bernie's. [Betty Confidential]
Is Jim Carrey ... dead? [Celebrity Smack Blog]
What male superstar musician does his laundry at ...
Dirt is, the jacked dude above is engaged, and was set to be married later on this year. However, in light of recent events (namely sexting random chicks with pathetic attempts at sexualizing his body - take some TOTALLY NSFW pointers from Jamie Foxx, dude), the wedding's probably off.
Take your guesses and jump in to find out who the philandering fool is this time around!
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Aw come on now, is this any way for a budding seventeen-year-old musician/actor/mogul/underage banger of overage chicks to act? It's evident that little Justin's been taking tips from his badass elders, so who knows - maybe we'll see him flashing his tits a la Taylor Momsen, his vadge (hell yes he has one) a la Miley or just, you know, just pretending to be an all-around hardened buster, because guys? He's CANADIAN. I doubt he's going to be throwing down anytime soon - it's why we love Canada. They just don't buy into this kind of go-on-the-offensive BS.
Maybe his mama should just curtail the free time that he spe...
Look, it's Britney circa 2002! Wait, no - shit, sorry, it's not. It's just the Easter egg-type lighting and a new pair of non-deadened-by-sedative eyes, courtesy of Photoshop.
So amazing what they can do with all of those newfangled, computer-generated things these days, huh?
Love it? Hate it?
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