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Caption This: Andy Dick Catches His Beautiful Reflection In a Mirror Covered With Cocaine

Comedian Andy Dick is up to his same old extremely troubling behavior according to this photo of him snorting a hand mirror full of cocaine. The picture, obtained by RadarOnline, is accompanied by quotes from folks who've seen Andy out recently, and while part of me wants to laugh at what a mess this dude is, a bigger part of me just feels so sad for humans. Andy, hand mirrors are for seeing what your own vagina looks like in the privacy of your bedroom, not drugs. Gosh!...

Blind Item: Which Star Said She Was a Secret Santa When She Was Actually Just a Secret Bitch?

Blind item time! It's like Cookie Time except calorie-free and sometimes you feel even more guilty for participating! Today's blind comes from BlindGossip.com and while it will force you to look back a few months, it's so juicy and character-degrading that it seems worthy of a post: When this A list actress told her B list costar that she wanted to do something special on Christmas for all of the cast and crew of the film they were finishing, the B lister couldn’t be bothered and made excuses so she wouldn’t have to h...

Afternoon Delight [The PM Links]

photo of hot rumer willis with dog pictures Mel Gibson defends Charlie Sheen. [The Superficial] Whitney Houston passes her penchant for cocaine along to her daughter. [popbytes] Did Kate Winslet get mad facial surgery? [Lainey Gossip] PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE that celebrities do, in fact, get wasted and do really embarrassing things. [The Frisky] What the hell did Johnny Depp do to make this fan cry? [Socialite Life] Rumer Willis gets a new, Shirley Temple-like 'do. [Cele|Bitchy] Justin Bieber's hair sold for HOW MUC...

Guess How Much Justin Bieber’s Hair Is Worth

A photo of Justin Bieber at the Vanity Fair Oscar party You love Justin Bieber's new haircut, right?  Of course it's tragic that he can't tantalizingly "shake it throughout the day" anymore, but that's a sacrifice that had to be made, because Justin thought his gorgeous locks belonged in an eBay auction rather than atop his beautiful head.  And he was right. {democracy:143} Were you right?  Let's see ... Read More...

Quotables: Is Britney Spears Delusional?

A photo of Britney Spears "The bitch is back and better than ever!" -Britney Spears lies to V Magazine. We showed you her photo shoot for V earlier this morning, but I just want to make sure you guys understand what's going on here.  I mean, I certainly admire Britney's can-do attitude, but "better than ever," really?  And I'm not even talking about her busted weave or her emotional issues, I'm just talking about the music.  Whenever "Hold It Against Me" comes on the radio, I don't even hate it, I barely notice it ...

And This is What Taylor Momsen Wears to Get Coffee

photo of taylor momsen walking in nyc no pants pictures I don't know about you guys, but I am SO CRAZY IMPRESSED OVER THE FACT that Taylor Momsen is THIS HARDCORE. I mean, she FUCKS FOR SATAN, ffs. She wears GARTER BELTS as PANTS. She fronts a BAND called The Pretty RECKLESS and WALKS HER TINY, RAT-ASS DOG in PUBLIC, for ALL THE WORLD to see. She MAKES ME TYPE IN ALL CAPS and THAT, my friends? Is the be-all, end-all of HARDCORE. [gallery columns="4"]...

American Idol Recap: Pia Toscano Rips It Up With ‘I’ll Stand By You’

So for the first time since, like, the show began, this is the first year that I haven't watched American Idol with rapt attention. It wasn't even because, you know, Simon left. I was more busted up about the departure of Paula Abdul a few seasons ago, but when the time came for the Idol premiere earlier in the year, it also went, and I happened to miss it. I then missed it each week thereafter, and up until watching the above clip, I hadn't seen a second of this season. However, THIS GIRL CAN WAIL. Pia Toscano? Even though your name sounds like a chick that The Situation would be proud of banging, or worse, a castmember on Jersey Shore, you gained some serious Idol cred last night. I project that this girl, if not the winner, will be in the top three - and I haven't even seen the other contestants. (Do I need to?) Are you guys watching? Do you have a favorite? Does this year suck hard? I guess I may as well go ahead and make girlfriend a category - it's probably going to be used quite a bit in the coming months. /> So for the first time since, like, the show began, this is the first year that I haven't watched American Idol with rapt attention. It wasn't even because, you know, Simon left. I was more busted up about the departure of Paula Abdul a few seasons ago, but when the time came for the Idol premiere earlier in the year, it also went, and I happened to miss it. I then missed it each week thereafter, and up until watching the above clip, I hadn't seen a second of this season. However, THIS GIRL CAN...

Morning Wood [AM Links]

photo of scarlett johansson hot pictures Chris Brown pretends like he's got a penis. I mean, a BIG penis. [The Superficial] Um, where's the rest of you, Jonah Hill? [ICYDK] What ladylike Hollywoood actress curses like a motherfucking sailor? [Pajiba] Britney's being sued over one of her new songs. [Allie is Wired] Scarlett Johansson rubs her foot up on Sean Penn's package a la Weekend at Bernie's. [Betty Confidential] Is Jim Carrey ... dead? [Celebrity Smack Blog] What male superstar musician does his laundry at ...

Autotuning Charlie Sheen: LOL JUST WATCH IT

Sure beats the snot out of Britney's 'This is How I Roll' at any rate. But whatever, I'm going to be walking around all fucking day singing 'Normalizit, normalizit, normalizit, normalizit,' and it's definitely better than having Creed AKA the WORST BAND EVER's 'One' on loop all day long, like it was yesterday....

What Male R&B Singer Was Caught Sexting?

Dirt is, the jacked dude above is engaged, and was set to be married later on this year. However, in light of recent events (namely sexting random chicks with pathetic attempts at sexualizing his body - take some TOTALLY NSFW pointers from Jamie Foxx, dude), the wedding's probably off. Take your guesses and jump in to find out who the philandering fool is this time around! Read More...

Caption This

picture of justin bieber throwing the finger photos Aw come on now, is this any way for a budding seventeen-year-old musician/actor/mogul/underage banger of overage chicks to act? It's evident that little Justin's been taking tips from his badass elders, so who knows - maybe we'll see him flashing his tits a la Taylor Momsen, his vadge (hell yes he has one) a la Miley or just, you know, just pretending to be an all-around hardened buster, because guys? He's CANADIAN. I doubt he's going to be throwing down anytime soon - it's why we love Canada. They just don't buy into this kind of go-on-the-offensive BS. Maybe his mama should just curtail the free time that he spe...

Britney Goes Technicolor for V Magazine

photo of britney spears v magazine pictures Look, it's Britney circa 2002! Wait, no - shit, sorry, it's not. It's just the Easter egg-type lighting and a new pair of non-deadened-by-sedative eyes, courtesy of Photoshop. So amazing what they can do with all of those newfangled, computer-generated things these days, huh? Love it? Hate it? [gallery columns="5"]...
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