Why is Jessica Simpson hitting the bottle so hard lately? [The Superficial]
Charlie Sheen isn't allowed to see his OTHER kids, now, either. [TMZ]
Here's the skinny on your American Idol top thirteen (thirteen?). [Socialite Life]
It's herpes, isn't it Selena? [The Blemish]
PLEASE do not tell me that this is going to be the new face of men's hairstyle vogue. [Lainey Gossip]
Puff Daddy arrested? [Caught on Set]
Courtney Love is getting her Twitter comeuppance in the worst way ...
The folks at Armani are really hitting this chick hard for their money, aren't they? Of course, when you have one of the hottest women in the world endorsing your product, you probably want to show as much of her off as much as you can, so hey. Megan herself probably isn't complaining too much, being that it's been the first solid work she's had since being fired from the Transformers franchise, so do it up, Meg. You're gorgeous, marginally talented, and you're married to David Silver. You're ev...
I don't know whether to point and laugh, have a vom session at the nearest loo, or pity the fuck out of her, but both the first and third options are sounding pretty good right about now (I've only had coffee this morning so far, and have you ever chucked just coffee? It's actually really unpleasant).
Above you see the first post-arrest pictures of Christina Aguilera, who was recently arrested or taken in or something for being so wasted that she didn't know her own name. And guys? She...
“I can’t front, I just thought she was going to be the new female MC that none of these other female MCs can touch, but now, she’s blossomed into a megastar with this new attitude and this style. Now when I talk to her, I just tell her, ‘Do what you do, baby.’ I used to be able to go into the studio and say, ‘Nah, don’t say that, don’t say that.’ You know, ‘That was better.’ Now, do what you do, baby. I don’t have a clue about what you’re doing right now, but it’s wo...
Bobbi Kristina AKA Bobby & Whitney's kid has responded to the photos being circulated of her in which she appears to be snorting cocaine and boozing her brains out. Two days in a row, guys. Two days in a row. It's gonna be that kinda March.
According to NecoleBitchie, all of this was posted to Bobbi K's Twitter page:
The pictures_ a former very dear person to me did this. Set me up to make it look exactly what it looks like. God will smite them yes..But it’s really not what it looks like.. People will do anything for money which is extremely sad, and I’m ver...
See, even pretty girls are caught mining for nose gold sometimes, too. [The Superficial]
What Hollywood actress thinks another Hollywood actress is a total cunt? (The answer is not 'all of them,' like you probably think.) [Cele|Bitchy]
Of course Miranda Kerr lost all of that baby weight already. [Amy Grindhouse]
What A-list actor (OK, RISING A-list actor, or B-list actor for you pessimists) claims he's slowly gaining weight, and why? [ICYDK]
Brooke Mueller says everyone has to be test...
No, really, though, I've got nothing but mad love for Jennifer Lopez, and to those who thinks she's kind of a joke, haven't you ever seen The Wedding Planner? It's seriously one of my favorite movies.
The video for her latest single, 'On the Floor,' debuted on last night's American Idol and really, it wasn't half bad.
I said it wasn't HALF bad.
It was ALL BAD.
Stick to acting in rom-coms, having a great body/face combo, and being charming on television, Jen. It works out much better for everyone involved. />
No, really, though, I've got nothing but mad love for Jennifer Lopez, and to those who thinks she's kind of a joke, haven't you ever seen The Wedding Planner? It's seriously one of my favorite movies.
The video for her latest single, 'On the Floor,' debuted on last night's American Idol and really, it wasn't half bad.
I said it wasn't HALF bad.
It was ALL BAD.
Stick to acting in rom-coms, having a great body/face combo, and being charming on television, Jen. It works out ...
Her words, not mine. I know that if the world was ending, the last thing that I'd be thinking about would be DANCING, because I just don't roll like that. I'd be more worried about the possibility of a zombie invasion, and if that happened, there'd be a hardcore exodus to the closest Walmart (which is, frightfully, 30 miles away), because really, WHAT BETTER PLACE to WAIT OUT A ZOMBIE INVASION than Walmart?
Oh. And speaking of dead-eyed, reanimated corpses, what do you think about Brit's newest single, "'Til the World Ends"?
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Her words, not mine. I know that if the world was ending, the last thing that I'd be thinking about would be DANCING, because I just don't roll like that. I'd be more worried about the possibility of a zombie invasion, and if that happened, there'd be a hardcore exodus to the closest Walmart (which is, frightfully, 30 miles away), because really, WHAT BETTER PLACE to WAIT OUT A ZOMBIE INVASION than Walmart?
Oh. And speaking of dead-eyed, reanimated corpses, what do you think about Brit...
"People see a Natalie Portman who boasts, 'We're not married but we're having these children and they're doing just fine.' I think it gives a distorted image. It's unfortunate that we glorify and glamorize the idea of out-of- wedlock children. Most single moms are very poor, uneducated, can't get a job, and if it weren't for government assistance, their kids would be starving to death and never have health care.And that's the story that we're not seeing."
- Former Arkansas Governor M...
Lady Gaga stepping off a plane dressed in something outrageous is nothing new. In fact, it's pretty much what we've grown to expect. Still, she somehow always manages to top herself, and the outfit she was wearing when she arrived in freezin' cold Toronto yesterday is a perfect example. You guys? These shoes? How do they work? I think I know some things about the human body and gravity that tell me that it's physically impossible to walk with just the heel of your foot on a platform.
Oh, ...
Michael Fassbender, who looks hot in pictures and who I guess was in some X-Men movie, was photographed having sex with a fully naked women up against a window in New York's The Standard Hotel yesterday. Unfortunately, it wasn't just some random act of practically public fucking, Michael and his co-star (who I can't identify, can you?) were filming a scene for his new movie, Shame, which also stars Carey Mulligan. I would be shocked if she's partaking in a scene like this, though.
For the TOTALLY NSFW (if you work at one of those...
People.com has this absolutely ridiculous story up about how Kristen Stewart got Robert Pattinson hired as her Twilight co-star, and it makes me want to vomit and shower and then vomit in the shower and then bathe myself in bleach and move to back to Massachusetts where I can be as far from this industry shit as possible.
Ready? This is how Twilight director Catherine Hardwicke says it went down:
Stewart met Pattinson in Hardwicke's kitchen in Malibu, Calif. After they kissed for the fir...
Why is Jessica Simpson hitting the bottle so hard lately? [The Superficial]
Charlie Sheen isn't allowed to see his OTHER kids, now, either. [TMZ]
Here's the skinny on your American Idol top thirteen (thirteen?). [Socialite Life]
It's herpes, isn't it Selena? [The Blemish]
PLEASE do not tell me that this is going to be the new face of men's hairstyle vogue. [Lainey Gossip]
Puff Daddy arrested? [Caught on Set]
Courtney Love is getting her Twitter comeuppance in the worst way ...
The folks at Armani are really hitting this chick hard for their money, aren't they? Of course, when you have one of the hottest women in the world endorsing your product, you probably want to show as much of her off as much as you can, so hey. Megan herself probably isn't complaining too much, being that it's been the first solid work she's had since being fired from the Transformers franchise, so do it up, Meg. You're gorgeous, marginally talented, and you're married to David Silver. You're ev...
I don't know whether to point and laugh, have a vom session at the nearest loo, or pity the fuck out of her, but both the first and third options are sounding pretty good right about now (I've only had coffee this morning so far, and have you ever chucked just coffee? It's actually really unpleasant).
Above you see the first post-arrest pictures of Christina Aguilera, who was recently arrested or taken in or something for being so wasted that she didn't know her own name. And guys? She...
“I can’t front, I just thought she was going to be the new female MC that none of these other female MCs can touch, but now, she’s blossomed into a megastar with this new attitude and this style. Now when I talk to her, I just tell her, ‘Do what you do, baby.’ I used to be able to go into the studio and say, ‘Nah, don’t say that, don’t say that.’ You know, ‘That was better.’ Now, do what you do, baby. I don’t have a clue about what you’re doing right now, but it’s wo...
Bobbi Kristina AKA Bobby & Whitney's kid has responded to the photos being circulated of her in which she appears to be snorting cocaine and boozing her brains out. Two days in a row, guys. Two days in a row. It's gonna be that kinda March.
According to NecoleBitchie, all of this was posted to Bobbi K's Twitter page:
The pictures_ a former very dear person to me did this. Set me up to make it look exactly what it looks like. God will smite them yes..But it’s really not what it looks like.. People will do anything for money which is extremely sad, and I’m ver...
See, even pretty girls are caught mining for nose gold sometimes, too. [The Superficial]
What Hollywood actress thinks another Hollywood actress is a total cunt? (The answer is not 'all of them,' like you probably think.) [Cele|Bitchy]
Of course Miranda Kerr lost all of that baby weight already. [Amy Grindhouse]
What A-list actor (OK, RISING A-list actor, or B-list actor for you pessimists) claims he's slowly gaining weight, and why? [ICYDK]
Brooke Mueller says everyone has to be test...
"People see a Natalie Portman who boasts, 'We're not married but we're having these children and they're doing just fine.' I think it gives a distorted image. It's unfortunate that we glorify and glamorize the idea of out-of- wedlock children. Most single moms are very poor, uneducated, can't get a job, and if it weren't for government assistance, their kids would be starving to death and never have health care.And that's the story that we're not seeing."
- Former Arkansas Governor M...
Lady Gaga stepping off a plane dressed in something outrageous is nothing new. In fact, it's pretty much what we've grown to expect. Still, she somehow always manages to top herself, and the outfit she was wearing when she arrived in freezin' cold Toronto yesterday is a perfect example. You guys? These shoes? How do they work? I think I know some things about the human body and gravity that tell me that it's physically impossible to walk with just the heel of your foot on a platform.
Oh, ...
Michael Fassbender, who looks hot in pictures and who I guess was in some X-Men movie, was photographed having sex with a fully naked women up against a window in New York's The Standard Hotel yesterday. Unfortunately, it wasn't just some random act of practically public fucking, Michael and his co-star (who I can't identify, can you?) were filming a scene for his new movie, Shame, which also stars Carey Mulligan. I would be shocked if she's partaking in a scene like this, though.
For the TOTALLY NSFW (if you work at one of those...
People.com has this absolutely ridiculous story up about how Kristen Stewart got Robert Pattinson hired as her Twilight co-star, and it makes me want to vomit and shower and then vomit in the shower and then bathe myself in bleach and move to back to Massachusetts where I can be as far from this industry shit as possible.
Ready? This is how Twilight director Catherine Hardwicke says it went down:
Stewart met Pattinson in Hardwicke's kitchen in Malibu, Calif. After they kissed for the fir...