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Leave It or Leave It: Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Dress Confirms She’s The Saddest Human on Earth

These days, Jennifer Love Hewitt's good choices are coming fewer and further in between. The actress was snapped while shopping in Los Angeles yesterday and the dress she was wearing? It was unforgivable. On a much younger or much older woman with a much smaller or much larger frame, this frock could actually be cute in kind of a quirky way, but on the strangely bloated and aging Love, it was a hot mess. Especially when paired with black flats and a brown leather Louis bag. I'm not an ageist, ...

Angelina Jolie Wants a Whole New Face, Apparently

photo of angelina jolie licking blood off of her lips pictures According to the not-so-credible National Enquirer, Angelina Jolie is tired of her seriously gorgeous face and is ready for a new one. The source who spoke to them said that Angelina is so freaked out by the idea of aging that she wants to nip it in the bud and trade in her current face for a new one. A nose job, an eye lift, and a mini face lift are on the actresses list of dream surgeries. The source also added that Angie's boyfriend Brad Pitt is not too keen on the idea. While an actresses' n...

Cyndi Lauper Sang ‘Girls Just Wanna Have Fun’ in an Airport Yesterday

No, Cyndi's career isn't hurting as bad as her face was a few weeks ago. The singer's flight out of Buenos Aires was delayed yesterday, so she decided to treat the entire terminal to an a capella version of one of her biggest hits. She sounds good and her skin seems to have recovered (homegirl totally had a chemical peel. I'd put money on it,) and I'm pretty jealous of everyone there. Ending your vacation in Buenos Aires with a surprise Cyndi Lauper concert? Awesome....

Blind Item: Which Teen Star Got Drunk and Puked in a 7-11?

This blind item is for all you adults who love TV intended for children. I know there's plenty of you out there. Apparently one of the lesser-known stars of a show on one of these kinds of networks was recently overserved and it ended with her puking her guts out on the floor of an LA convenience store... From BlindGossip: This little known star on a children’s network just had a hush-hush moment after getting so drunk this week that she threw up on the floor of a local 7-Eleven. It w...

Oh Damn! Jacqueline from ‘Real Housewives of New Jersey’ Got MAD SKINNY!

Hey, guys. My apartment is having work done on it and I woke up with some maintenance man's face in my second story window and I screamed bloody murder. The day just got worse from there. They shut the water off to do work on the apartment below mine and I had to clean out my favorite coffee mug with seltzer water and my dog wouldn't stop barking because he was under the impression we were being attacked. To top it off, my neck is making a clicking sound when I try to nod or shake my head and I...

And BTW, @CharlieSheen Isn’t Really Charlie Sheen

The over one million people that started following Charlie Sheen on Twitter within the first two days of him joining are probably going to be disappointed to learn that The Sheenius isn't actually Tweeting himself. From RadarOnline: On TV Guide's Hollywood 411, airing Friday at 8pm Eastern, 7 Central, RadarOnline.com's Senior Executive Editor @dylanshoward tells host Chris Harrison, “I’ll let you know a secret. He doesn’t actually do the tweets himself. He has a “tweet-masterâ€...

There Are Some Problems With The New Spiderman Suit

Truth be told, I barely give a fuck about Spiderman movies, but I am pretty into that cute Andrew Garfield (SocNet rocked my world, y'all,) so I keep posting behind-the-scenes photos from the set in Downtown LA. Popsugar had the newest pics, and I gotta say: I am not a fan of this suit at all. First of all, why is the crotch like, triple enforced and a different color than the rest of the costume? Spiderman is trying to save humans, not be like, "Hey, check out my dick, everyone." Two, that...

David Arquette Also Has ‘Tiger Blood’

photo of david arquette being drunk pictures David Arquette pulled a Charlie Sheen yesterday, but he is by no means winning. The actor was in a serious car crash yesterday that made headlines over at People.com, but took to his Twitter account shortly after to say, "I got into a car accident but i'm fine. Luckily I have tiger's blood running through my veins. Haha. Thank you for your concern." This would be mildly funny coming from say, just about anyone else on the planet, but considering that David recently did a stint in rehab that m...

Charlie Sheen Has Offended A Group of Witches …

A photo of Charlie Sheen ... And is going to be the subject of a magical binding ritual.  I know, that's a lot of information.  Let's break it down. It's been a crazy week for Charlie Sheen.  He's been giving interviews, sending questionable texts, and most importantly, being autotuned.  And that's a lot to keep up with.  In the midst of all the craziness, Charlie's tossed around the term "warlock" a little too freely.  He's called himself a "Vatican assassin warlock" (he also called himself a "gnarly gnarling...

Love It or Leave It: Jennifer Lopez Wears The Wrong Things

A photo of Jennifer Lopez In a perfect world, no one would wear midriff tops* and stupid short-sleeved shrugs over long-sleeved shirts.  Can we all agree on that? Is there anyone out there besides Jennifer Lopez who thinks that either of those things are acceptable fashion statements? I mean, don't get me wrong, I love Jennifer as much as anyone - my weekly contributions to this season of American Idol mostly consist of some variation of "hey, Jennifer Lopez is really pretty, huh?", and one of my catchphrases is ...

The Moment You’ve Been Waiting For: The Trailer for Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom’s New Reality Show

Ugh can you even stand it. You could practically cut the excitement with a butter knife that's been slathered with all sorts of high-calorie spreads and run lovingly over homemade breads, cinnamon rolls, and my personal favorite, beignets. MMM BUTTER. Really, though, I know I bust a lot, but Khloe and Lamar actually make a really adorable couple, don't they? You guys gonna watch this show?...

Could Justin Bieber Be an Oscar Winner Next Year?

Let's just cut to the chase: Yes. Yes he could. I told you the other day how much I LOVED Never Say Never, Justin's documentary that's currently out in theaters, and apparently I'm not the only brilliant mind who agrees that it was really something quite special. The Hollywood Reporter printed a piece today saying that Justin's doc is so good that it may be nominated as one of the best in its category next year and that he was swamped by A-list fans at the Vanity Fair Oscar party last weekend. From THR: “You’d be surprised at the caliber of people who came up to Justin at ...
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