The Lindsay Lohan necklace tour finally draws to a close. [The Superficial]
The Royal dress has probably been chosen. [Lainey Gossip]
So, how into Celebrity Apprentice 2011 are you? [Celebrity Smack Blog]
Paris Hilton is a 'winner' just like Charlie Sheen. [Earsucker]
Mark Zuckerberg adopts the cutest dog of all time. [TMZ]
Nicole Richie hasn't looked this awful since her sitcom days with Paris Hilton. [ICYDK]
David Arquette was injured, not killed, in a car accident, and was probably drunk. [The Blemish]
What Disney star needs 'professional' help, according to a real live doctor? (This is not a trick question.) [Betty...
"You know, Kathy Griffin can do anything to me or say anything about me, because you know, she’s kind of this – she’s a 50-year-old adult bully is really what she is. ... She’s kind of a has-been comedian and she can do those things to me. I would just ask for respect of my children. As she had stated on CNN that her New Year’s resolution was to destroy my 16-year-old daughter, that takes it a little too far. Kathy, pick on me, come up to Alaska and pick on me, but leave my kids alone...
So Demi Lovato, who was famously shipped to rehab after assaulting a female member of her tour crew, has finally come forward and made a videotaped announcement of her own regarding the stuff that went down behind closed doors and how thankful she is for the support of her fans, who were a big help in getting her through this entire ordeal.
I'm totally Team Demi, and I hope that she gets well, because life probably sucks shit through a straw when you're a bit on the sad-face side, and *I also totally hope that the line about 'if it weren't for my fans ... ' thing isn't true, because if all I had was a bunch of nameless, faceless admirers sending me good vibes and well wishes and professing their love for me, and not real life family and friends helping me out, well fuck. I'd probably want to kill myself, too.
Thanks for the heads-up, girl! Good to see you back in the black!
*Before some of you with that particular part of the brain missing that determines sarcasm from the genuine stuff come forward and have a coronary on my doorstep, I'm totally being facetious. />
So Demi Lovato, who was famously shipped to rehab after assaulting a female member of her tour crew, has finally come forward and made a videotaped announcement of her own regarding the stuff that went down behind closed doors and how thankful she is for the support of her fans, who were a big help in getting her through this entire ordeal.
I'm totally Team Demi, and I hope that she gets well, because life probably sucks shit through a straw when you're a bit on the sad-face side, and *I also totally hope that the line about 'if it weren't for my fans ... ' thing isn't true, because if all I had was a bunch of nameless, faceless admirers sending me good vibes and well wishes and professing...
I know you guys were all dying to know what it looked like, especially after his recent 'abuse' photo was released. Y'all were probably thinking, 'Heck yes, the only thing hotter than this douchebag's lips has got to be his wayward penis,' so guys? Here it is. A picture of his penis, which was said to be taken for a girlfriend's pleasure, and was also said to be leaked by Chris himself, though his rep vehemently denies it.
I mean, I'd deny it too, a penis that skinny. Laws yes.
Jump i...
Oh look who Amy Winehouse is hooking up with these days. [The Superficial]
Would you watch a male-centric Sex and the City? [The Frisky]
Has anyone else noticed that Holly Madison's gradually getting rid of her Hef-branding? [popbytes]
Here are some of Hollywood's sexiest 'hot librarians.' [Pajiba]
Mike Huckabee backtracks on calling Natalie Portman a trashy, unwed ho. [Cele|Bitchy]
Look who's going to be a new dad! [Amy Grindhouse]
Pretty close to Eva Mendes nudes if you ask me. [CityRa...
If I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times: Ladies, put the cell phone cameras down. Nude photos will only come back to haunt you.
The newest victim of her own careless sexting is Britney Spears, who sent several images of herself in various stages of undress to her former body guard, Fernando Flores. Only problem? Flores wanting nothing to do with Britney's nude body and felt sexually harassed when she sent over the pictures. Last year he filed a lawsuit against the pop star, but since...
I don't know if the fact that I'm childless and probably have a drinking problem tells you how little I know about what it takes to raise a child, but I'd like to think I know the basics. As in, if I had a four year old daughter, there's no way she'd be sucking on a pacifier as she strolled down the street. According to my brief Internet research, my instincts are pretty spot-on. You're supposed to get your kid off the rubber sucker around the age of 12 months. Too much reliance on a pacifie...
Sean Penn and Scarlett Johansson have been spending a lot of time together recently. First they went out for lunch in LA the other day and seemed super flirty, then they went off to Mexico together for a few days, and now that they've returned to their respective jobs, there is talk of the two of them taking another trip together soon. The two are planning a trip to Haiti in the spring. You know, because Sean Penn loves Haiti so much.
Surprised? No, no one should be surprised. Scarlett totally seems...
Sarah Michelle Gellar is someone I think of very rarely (and that probably means only good things for her,) so I barely ever remember that she's still totally married to the cute dude from She's All That and that together they have a baby girl named Charlotte. In fact, I failed to remember that for so long that I was straight-up shocked to see that this baby is now a larger baby AKA a toddler, practically.
I don't know, I'm thinking that SMG might be one of the smarter celebrities out ther...
Or perhaps, because we've never really known a healthy Amy, it's more like "a reintroduction to Amy Winehouse."
The singer posed for a new round of promotional shots the other day, and according to The Daily Mail, her significantly more polished look isn't a result of sitting in hair and make up for hours... According to Amy's she's actually started taking care of herself, if you can even believe. it. The decision to get healthier came after seeing photos of herself last January. Amy told...
The Lindsay Lohan necklace tour finally draws to a close. [The Superficial]
The Royal dress has probably been chosen. [Lainey Gossip]
So, how into Celebrity Apprentice 2011 are you? [Celebrity Smack Blog]
Paris Hilton is a 'winner' just like Charlie Sheen. [Earsucker]
Mark Zuckerberg adopts the cutest dog of all time. [TMZ]
Nicole Richie hasn't looked this awful since her sitcom days with Paris Hilton. [ICYDK]
David Arquette was injured, not killed, in a car accident, and was probably drunk. [The Blemish]
What Disney star needs 'professional' help, according to a real live doctor? (This is not a trick question.) [Betty...
"You know, Kathy Griffin can do anything to me or say anything about me, because you know, she’s kind of this – she’s a 50-year-old adult bully is really what she is. ... She’s kind of a has-been comedian and she can do those things to me. I would just ask for respect of my children. As she had stated on CNN that her New Year’s resolution was to destroy my 16-year-old daughter, that takes it a little too far. Kathy, pick on me, come up to Alaska and pick on me, but leave my kids alone...
I know you guys were all dying to know what it looked like, especially after his recent 'abuse' photo was released. Y'all were probably thinking, 'Heck yes, the only thing hotter than this douchebag's lips has got to be his wayward penis,' so guys? Here it is. A picture of his penis, which was said to be taken for a girlfriend's pleasure, and was also said to be leaked by Chris himself, though his rep vehemently denies it.
I mean, I'd deny it too, a penis that skinny. Laws yes.
Jump i...
Oh look who Amy Winehouse is hooking up with these days. [The Superficial]
Would you watch a male-centric Sex and the City? [The Frisky]
Has anyone else noticed that Holly Madison's gradually getting rid of her Hef-branding? [popbytes]
Here are some of Hollywood's sexiest 'hot librarians.' [Pajiba]
Mike Huckabee backtracks on calling Natalie Portman a trashy, unwed ho. [Cele|Bitchy]
Look who's going to be a new dad! [Amy Grindhouse]
Pretty close to Eva Mendes nudes if you ask me. [CityRa...
If I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times: Ladies, put the cell phone cameras down. Nude photos will only come back to haunt you.
The newest victim of her own careless sexting is Britney Spears, who sent several images of herself in various stages of undress to her former body guard, Fernando Flores. Only problem? Flores wanting nothing to do with Britney's nude body and felt sexually harassed when she sent over the pictures. Last year he filed a lawsuit against the pop star, but since...
I don't know if the fact that I'm childless and probably have a drinking problem tells you how little I know about what it takes to raise a child, but I'd like to think I know the basics. As in, if I had a four year old daughter, there's no way she'd be sucking on a pacifier as she strolled down the street. According to my brief Internet research, my instincts are pretty spot-on. You're supposed to get your kid off the rubber sucker around the age of 12 months. Too much reliance on a pacifie...
Sean Penn and Scarlett Johansson have been spending a lot of time together recently. First they went out for lunch in LA the other day and seemed super flirty, then they went off to Mexico together for a few days, and now that they've returned to their respective jobs, there is talk of the two of them taking another trip together soon. The two are planning a trip to Haiti in the spring. You know, because Sean Penn loves Haiti so much.
Surprised? No, no one should be surprised. Scarlett totally seems...
Sarah Michelle Gellar is someone I think of very rarely (and that probably means only good things for her,) so I barely ever remember that she's still totally married to the cute dude from She's All That and that together they have a baby girl named Charlotte. In fact, I failed to remember that for so long that I was straight-up shocked to see that this baby is now a larger baby AKA a toddler, practically.
I don't know, I'm thinking that SMG might be one of the smarter celebrities out ther...
Or perhaps, because we've never really known a healthy Amy, it's more like "a reintroduction to Amy Winehouse."
The singer posed for a new round of promotional shots the other day, and according to The Daily Mail, her significantly more polished look isn't a result of sitting in hair and make up for hours... According to Amy's she's actually started taking care of herself, if you can even believe. it. The decision to get healthier came after seeing photos of herself last January. Amy told...