I don't know about you guys, but as an AVID Harry Potter freak, I have a pretty hard time separating the books' characters from its actors and actresses, so whenever I see Emma Watson flitting around in public, scantily clad, and I automatically think, 'Girlfriend, Ron is going to be SO ENVIOUS of EVERY DUDE THAT CHECKS YOU OUT.' Then I have to shake myself because it's just. not. real.
Sometimes it even kind of transcends into actual life for me sometimes. I was watching some really cheesy...
This just isn't healthy, you guys. Charlie Sheen, wielding a machete like he's, I don't know, back in fucking Platoon or something, but this time it's not a movie, it's real life, and Charlie's slowly but surely losing his cracked and meth-clouded marbles one by one.
Here, Charlie's pictured on the roof of Live Nation, waving a machete around with one of his 'goddesses,' pretending to drink a really foul-looking blood-like substance out of a bottle labeled 'Tiger Blood' while smoking cigaret...
What do Kanye West and Liv Tyler have in common? [The Superficial]
What star said 'I talk like I know what I'm saying, but I don't'? [Cele|Bitchy]
The most horrifying thing I've seen all year: Gary Busey pole dancing. [TMZ]
Badass Daniel Craig crossdresses for gender eqality. [Amy Grindhouse]
Gisele and her girlfriend party in next to nothing for Carnival. [ICYDK]
Jennifer Aniston can't even get a fucking sex tape right. [Socialite Life]
Lily Allen opens up about her misca...
Lindsay Lohan's spread in the Japanese teen/fashion magazine ModeGirl is, what? Her third post-rehab photo shoot? It seems like the best gigs the one-time actress can get these days is some occasional modeling and honestly? I don't hate the idea for her.
If there's anything I learned from Top Model, it's that modeling requires you to be a semi-decent actress, but it doesn't require you to do things like memorize lines and/or not look like you're strung out. That sounds like the perfect career for Li...
Actress Raven-Symone? showed off a short haircut while performing at a Disney Showcase in Florida over the weekend and yo: It is really nice to see this chick without some overly-styled extensions up in that dome of hers.
When she was a kid, she did the braided look, the last few years she was rocking the heavy weave look and finally she's doing something with her hair that shows off her best asset: her face. I don't think I realized how pretty Raven is until I saw these pictures. All tha...
No, not from her career or alcohol or even her new man. Singer Christina Aguilera has decided to sell her home, which you may remember as the former Osbourne residence.
The move could be for a whole host of reasons. Now that she's separated from her ex-husband, she probably isn't interested in keeping up the kind of space that was built for an entire family, not to mention that the easiest way to break bad habits is to move (that's seriously how I managed to quit buying Doritos when I went to the grocery store.) But I'd put my money on something entirely different: The fact that Chri...
“I’m actually quite obsessed with unicorns. They are in essence a mythical creature. The unicorn is born magical and it’s not the unicorn’s fault and it doesn’t make it any more or less special or any less unique but it can’t help that it was born with that magic. I had My Little Ponies. I was obsessed with the idea of a creature that was born with something magical that sort of made them the misfit in the world of the stallion.”
- Lady Gaga telling a U.K. radio station...
I know, I thought this happened a while ago too, but apparently not. See, what happened was Charlie was talking mad shit about Two and a Half Men, and they were like "all right, let's take some time off and see what we can see." The show wasn't cancelled, and Charlie wasn't fired. Until now.
Here's Warner Bros' official statement:
"After careful consideration, Warner Bros. Television has terminated Charlie Sheen's services on Two and a Half Men effective immediately."
If you're interested, TMZ has the official 11-page le...
Am I wrong, or was this past weekend kind of lame? For instance, I had a nightmare about Fred and George Weasley, I learned the hard way that Stars Wars cookies don't go well with margaritas, and I kept thinking the same damn thing: "there's just no reason for this." That kind of thinking must have carried over to my obsessive Twitter viewing, because I kept having that thought when I was trying to find appropriate celebrity tweets to bring to you on this day. So let's check out these sen...
Well. OK. The song itself, predictably, makes me want to cut my ears off and bury them in the sand next to girlfriend's guitar, in hopes that her raucous unearthing of said guitar doesn't disturb my poor, severed ears so that they may rot in peace and solitude for all eternity. I also want to die quite a bit every time I hear little Willow say 'I like to rock the beat,' because THEN all I can think of that stupid-assed lilty-voiced yodel that Ke$ha does in ALL OF HER FUCKING SONGS.
On the positive side, I do know that I'd totally love the video and song both if I was eight again, and then I feel bad for bashing it to begin with. 'The little girl's ten years old, Sarah, ffs.' I KNOW, alright?
And lastly? I don't get the old lady in the beginning. Can someone with a deeper intellect than I apparently possess explain it to me? />
Well. OK. The song itself, predictably, makes me want to cut my ears off and bury them in the sand next to girlfriend's guitar, in hopes that her raucous unearthing of said guitar doesn't disturb my poor, severed ears so that they may rot in peace and solitude for all eternity. I also want to die quite a bit every time I hear little Willow say 'I like to rock the beat,' because THEN all I can think of that stupid-assed lilty-voiced yodel that Ke$ha does in ALL OF HER FUCKING SONGS.
On t...
While my friends and I were busy trying to figure out whether Ke$ha would smell like half-rotted fish, stale bottom-shelf menthol cigarettes, and unwashed scalp, Ke$ha went and did this photo shoot for Maxim, cheesily titled 'She Will Rock You,' and blew our general suppositions all to hell. We scrambled like frightened birds, totally thrown by the potential for a 'hot' Ke$ha and had to regroup a day later to reconvene our think tank.
Now I think she probably smells like the inside of an unused condom (awright, you caug...
I don't know about you guys, but as an AVID Harry Potter freak, I have a pretty hard time separating the books' characters from its actors and actresses, so whenever I see Emma Watson flitting around in public, scantily clad, and I automatically think, 'Girlfriend, Ron is going to be SO ENVIOUS of EVERY DUDE THAT CHECKS YOU OUT.' Then I have to shake myself because it's just. not. real.
Sometimes it even kind of transcends into actual life for me sometimes. I was watching some really cheesy...
This just isn't healthy, you guys. Charlie Sheen, wielding a machete like he's, I don't know, back in fucking Platoon or something, but this time it's not a movie, it's real life, and Charlie's slowly but surely losing his cracked and meth-clouded marbles one by one.
Here, Charlie's pictured on the roof of Live Nation, waving a machete around with one of his 'goddesses,' pretending to drink a really foul-looking blood-like substance out of a bottle labeled 'Tiger Blood' while smoking cigaret...
What do Kanye West and Liv Tyler have in common? [The Superficial]
What star said 'I talk like I know what I'm saying, but I don't'? [Cele|Bitchy]
The most horrifying thing I've seen all year: Gary Busey pole dancing. [TMZ]
Badass Daniel Craig crossdresses for gender eqality. [Amy Grindhouse]
Gisele and her girlfriend party in next to nothing for Carnival. [ICYDK]
Jennifer Aniston can't even get a fucking sex tape right. [Socialite Life]
Lily Allen opens up about her misca...
Lindsay Lohan's spread in the Japanese teen/fashion magazine ModeGirl is, what? Her third post-rehab photo shoot? It seems like the best gigs the one-time actress can get these days is some occasional modeling and honestly? I don't hate the idea for her.
If there's anything I learned from Top Model, it's that modeling requires you to be a semi-decent actress, but it doesn't require you to do things like memorize lines and/or not look like you're strung out. That sounds like the perfect career for Li...
Actress Raven-Symone? showed off a short haircut while performing at a Disney Showcase in Florida over the weekend and yo: It is really nice to see this chick without some overly-styled extensions up in that dome of hers.
When she was a kid, she did the braided look, the last few years she was rocking the heavy weave look and finally she's doing something with her hair that shows off her best asset: her face. I don't think I realized how pretty Raven is until I saw these pictures. All tha...
No, not from her career or alcohol or even her new man. Singer Christina Aguilera has decided to sell her home, which you may remember as the former Osbourne residence.
The move could be for a whole host of reasons. Now that she's separated from her ex-husband, she probably isn't interested in keeping up the kind of space that was built for an entire family, not to mention that the easiest way to break bad habits is to move (that's seriously how I managed to quit buying Doritos when I went to the grocery store.) But I'd put my money on something entirely different: The fact that Chri...
“I’m actually quite obsessed with unicorns. They are in essence a mythical creature. The unicorn is born magical and it’s not the unicorn’s fault and it doesn’t make it any more or less special or any less unique but it can’t help that it was born with that magic. I had My Little Ponies. I was obsessed with the idea of a creature that was born with something magical that sort of made them the misfit in the world of the stallion.”
- Lady Gaga telling a U.K. radio station...
I know, I thought this happened a while ago too, but apparently not. See, what happened was Charlie was talking mad shit about Two and a Half Men, and they were like "all right, let's take some time off and see what we can see." The show wasn't cancelled, and Charlie wasn't fired. Until now.
Here's Warner Bros' official statement:
"After careful consideration, Warner Bros. Television has terminated Charlie Sheen's services on Two and a Half Men effective immediately."
If you're interested, TMZ has the official 11-page le...
Am I wrong, or was this past weekend kind of lame? For instance, I had a nightmare about Fred and George Weasley, I learned the hard way that Stars Wars cookies don't go well with margaritas, and I kept thinking the same damn thing: "there's just no reason for this." That kind of thinking must have carried over to my obsessive Twitter viewing, because I kept having that thought when I was trying to find appropriate celebrity tweets to bring to you on this day. So let's check out these sen...
While my friends and I were busy trying to figure out whether Ke$ha would smell like half-rotted fish, stale bottom-shelf menthol cigarettes, and unwashed scalp, Ke$ha went and did this photo shoot for Maxim, cheesily titled 'She Will Rock You,' and blew our general suppositions all to hell. We scrambled like frightened birds, totally thrown by the potential for a 'hot' Ke$ha and had to regroup a day later to reconvene our think tank.
Now I think she probably smells like the inside of an unused condom (awright, you caug...