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Quotables: Chris Brown Doesn’t Discuss His Penis

picture of chris brown grabbing dick crotch penis photos "You can't blame people for how they want to be portrayed or if they don't want to be associated with somebody who had a particular mishap." The mishap he's referring to? Two guesses: not the pencil dick photos floating around the web, or even the really cheesy video that sensually skims his body up and down to vague R&B music that belongs on the set of Waiting to Exhale - he's referring to the Rihanna incident - the one where he almost beat her face flat and then nearly choked her to death. You kn...

Britney’s Hot for OUT Magazine

picture of hot britney spears out magazine shoot photos My my my. Britney Spears is finally starting to resemble something from out of 2001, almost. Her body is hotter than ever, her smiles are a little more genuine rather than uncertain and confused these days, and I think Photoshop finally designed that 'removal of dead eyes' feature that's been coming down the pike for ages now. Good job, Photoshop dudes. And good job to whoever Britney's stylist is that they managed an acceptable, almost natural position for that wonky nylon Barbie doll we...

Justin Bartha is a Single Dude, Ladies

picture of ashley olsen and justin bartha photos Oh this was some news waking up this morning. Heck yes. Justin Bartha and Ashley Olsen, who dated for, like, fifteen years (alright, I give: it was only two) have split, sources confirm. I've loved Justin Bartha for a really, really long time, and I'm not going to lie - I was totally devastated when I found out that Ashley and he might be shacking up together at one of her places in New York City. I mean, do you KNOW how HARD IT IS to break people up when they LIVE together? Heavens, I'...

Good Face Gone Bad: What Kind of Work Has Demi Moore Had Done?

Somewhere between the 80s and present day, Demi Moore has had work done to her face. What exactly that work is, I don't know, but I'm hoping you can help me figure it out by answering in the comments. If I had to take a guess, I'd say she's gotten some sort of partial face lift and now continues to seal the deal with occasional botox treatments. Normally celebrity plastic surgery turns out to be a total shitshow that completely ruins the face of the person we once knew, but Demi is a prett...

Is THIS What You’ve Been Reduced To, Clarissa?!

Melissa Joan Hart, why are you giving me such an awful case of the sads? The former Clarissa Explains It All and Sabrina The Teenage Witch actress had a gig in New York the other day promoting National Breakfast Day. As you flip through the gallery below and see photo after photo of Melissa posing with Snap, Crackle and Pop and high-fiving kids as they chow down on various Kellogg's cereals, try and think about what must have gone wrong in this woman's career for her to be reduced to this kind ...

Miley Goes Nuts on a Photog For Disrespecting Her Mama

Miley Cyrus may not be on great terms with her dad, but it seems like she'll do anything for her mom, including getting up in the face of some careless paparazzo. Yesterday the singer and her mom Tish were eating at California Chicken Cafe (which always makes me LOL because back in like 2007, my gay husband used to practically stalk some dude that usually ate there and I'd get manic texts like, "OMG, I'm at California Chicken Cafe and the husband alarm just went off in here! Ding ding ding!"), and when they left, they were rushed by a coupl...

Anna Kendrick Comes Clean About Her Addiction

I'll just save you the time of skimming the post for the word "cocaine" or "pain killers"... Homegirl's addicted to Angry Birds. You know, that game that housewives and fat dudes are always playing on their iPhones? Anna went to the grad opening of a restaurant last night and told the folks at PopStopTV.com that she thinks her Angry Birds addiction might warrant a visit from Dr. Drew or Jeff VanVonderen any day now. The Twilight actress said, “Oh, actually, I was playing it in the car on the way over here, is that bad? No, I have like 3...

Afternoon Delight [The PM Links]

picture of fat britney spears awkward crazy hot photos Chris Brown refers to his massive assault on Rihanna as a 'mishap.' That's alright.  I'm still laughing at his penis. [The Superficial] Salma Hayek is now a Parisian housewife and I want to bang her even more. [Lainey Gossip] Hot male stars go drag. Happy Hump Day. [Betty Confidential] Pete Wentz agrees to pay legal fees for a divorce he didn't want while licking Ashlee Simpson's asshole. [Amy Grindhouse] Shit, and I thought that was The Situation. [ICYDK] What female celebrity wants to have her face on a condom? [The Frisky] Halle Berry wears a serious crazy face....

How Do We Feel About Kate Winslet’s New Hair?

A photo of Kate Winslet on the cover of British Vogue Kate's the cover girl for the April issue of British Vogue. In due time, I'm sure we'll hear all about her interview with the magazine, which includes talk of Kate's recent divorce and her "famous figure," but for now all anyone really cares about is her hair.  It's so short and blonde, you guys.  Do you love it or what? Personally, I feel like Kate Winslet is just one of those people who can't do anything wrong.  I mean, she did let Jack freeze to death in the ocean, but I suppose that wasn't really Kate. Were she in that predicament, I'm sure the real Kate would have done som...

So Mel Gibson Won’t Be Going to Jail

A photo of Mel Gibson Remember that time that Mel Gibson was a psychotic abusive asshole and his girlfriend recorded all those tapes to prove it? Yeah, he's been in court for that, and surprise!  Mel got a deal - he'll plead no contest to simple battery in court on Friday, and the court will be like "ok, just don't do it again."  Well, all right, he'll have to go to counseling as well, but does that even count as a sentence for a crime?  I thought it fell more under the category of a painfully obvious necessity at this point. Apparently the plea deal was a tough decision for Mel because, according to TMZ, he "believed he could win t...

Caption This

picture of kim kardashian and avril lavigne photos Well isn't this just cozy. You know, I know that Avril Lavigne has been dating Brody Jenner for a minute, and Brody Jenner is Kim Kardashian's half-brother or step-brother or whatever, but it never really dawned on me that Avril and Kim would have any kind of connection on any level other than, like, similar vaginal swabs (they're probably both pretty dank down there). But alas, the impossible can be done - the deceptively lovely Kim faces off with the apparently nasty Avril and guys? They lo...

Scarlett Johansson Takes a Break From Boning Sean Penn to Pose for Vogue China’s April Cover

picture of hot scarlett johansson photos for vogue china magazine I know a lot of you guys have some strong opinions about the validity of Scarlett Johansson's career, but SINCE SHE STARRED in my FAVORITE MOVIE of ALL TIME, she can do no wrong in my eyes. Plus, she's so hot it's just disgusting. I don't care if she fucks Sean Penn, Dan Aykroyd (I had to Google the spelling of that shit), Forrest Whittaker, or Kirk 'Decrepit-Ass' Douglas - girlfriend's smoking hot and I hope she's a staple on the celebrity scene for as long as I'm alive. Have your say - Is Scarlett Johansson an amazingly ...
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