Earlier this week, you guys all revealed your love for theorizing about dick. And that's fine, that's healthy, carry on. Specifically, carry on with James Franco.
Before you get your hopes up and your pants down, let me tell you that we're not sure if this is a penis or not. It could be a finger, it could be an artfully placed wrist. I don't know, that's why I'm turning to you guys. So jump on in and let me know what exactly it was that James tweeted last night.
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So yup. This is someone's mom. Like, an actor's mom. Who probably got his predilections for doing weird stuff in public from her. The actor whose mom is up there ^^ is known for his barefoot, surfing, laying-in-the-sun, hippie-type ways and was once arrested for disturbing the peace by playing the bongos late at night Under the Influence of Marijuana.
Who's mommy is it?
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OK, I came across these photos this afternoon and I was confused as fuck. Pink, who's apparently pregnant, was at this movie premiere of something last night looking like ... alright, well, looking like either Judy Dench or Mrs. Roper. And it's positively KILLING me that I can't put my finger on just which one it is. I mean, I've always had this wicked indecisive streak in me, but facing up against something THIS GREAT, something THIS HEINOUSLY FABULOUS (or is it fabulously heinous, there's ano...
I would KILL myself if I had a chin like this. [The Superficial]
Mel Gibson to plead 'no contest' to misdemeanor battery in like, five minutes. [TMZ]
I guess the Pitt-Jolie kids are, like, feral now or whatever. [Socialite Life]
The fact that Ashlee Simpson is fucking Pete Wentz's friend just gets better and better. [The Blemish]
Jennifer Aniston 'caves' and gets some kind of plastic surgery. [Lainey Gossip]
Ewan MacGregor gets his ass kicked on the beach by a chick. [Caught on Set]
Did Kim Kardashian get a boob job? [Celebuzz]
Rose McGowan is granted a restraining order. [Huffington Post]...
"This is very painful for me, not the least of which … I'm sorry, I can't believe I'm saying this … The fact is, I am a troll. It's not something I like to talk about. My parents don't even know I'm a troll ... Of course, I guess they do now. The truth is, there's not a lot of tolerance for people like me, especially in Hollywood. To avoid ignorance and bullying, I've had to hide the fact that I'm a troll. You have no idea how much time and money I've spent on electrolysis and hair dye an...
Aww, look at little Kim Kardashian before she jacked her face up. I mean, it's really not all that far off from what it is today - aside from looking kind of waxy and much more sculpted - so I really have to say 'kudos' on the semi-tasteful facial enhancements that Kim apparently thought were a necessity. Kimmy's also got a little playmate over there on the far right, and I'm sure most of you can guess who it is. But hey. I know some of you guys are probably pretty sheltered, aren't you?
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It's amazing, too, doesn't it seem like it's been years in the making (the breakup, not the relationship)?
Reps for both parties have come forward and announced that Biel and Timberlake, who did whatever it was they did best (running, was it?), were officially splitting:
"Addressing the media speculation regarding Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake's relationship, we are confirming that they mutually have decided to part ways. The two remain friends and continue to hold the highest level...
Kate Upton has a bikini painted on. No joke. [The Superficial]
What celebrity siblings were caught smoking pot together at an Oscar party? [Cele|Bitchy]
Chris Brown just can't catch a break, can he? [Amy Grindhouse]
Tony Danza is back on the market - would you still mess with him? [ICYDK]
This is the hottest Victoria's Secret model of all time, hands down. [Celebrity VIP Lounge]
Avril Lavigne covers Ke$ha - does it get trashier than that? [The Frisky]
EXCLUSIVE: Selena Gomez e...
If you ever find yourself thinking that Miley Cyrus is a little bit too Hollywood, just reference these photos. The 18-year-old singer/actress went after a paparazzo in an LA parking lot yesterday, full-on hitting the dude and then standing around for another minute to give some lip to everyone documenting the moment. And remember, kids: This is the second time this has happened this week.
Deep down, Miley's just a butt-draggin', pole-grindin', bong-rippin' down home gal that will whoop yo' ass in ...
Ashlee Simpson filed for divorce from Pete Wentz what seems like an hour ago, she's being mad shady about sharing custody of their son Bronx, and to top it off, we now know she's, at the very least, canoodling with. Don't know who that is? Me neither, but he's in some pop punk band called Chiodos. To top it off? His band is signed to Pete's record label and one of his personal friends. Nice, Ashlee!
Rumors of Pete's "erratic behavior" being the cause of their split sound even less credible now that we've seen this. I am defender #1 of any and all Si...
As you're probably all aware by now, a massive 8.9 earthquake has hit Japan, sending a tsunami wave behind it, which destroyed a lot of stuff in its path. Hundreds have been found dead, and many more are still missing. People are stranded, homes are destroyed, worried families can't get in touch with their loved ones, and the results of the quake and tsunami are beginning to be physically felt around the world. The west coast of the US and South America are targeted with tsunami warnings, and another earthquake has hit Hawaii, which Fox News claims is totally unrelated to the quake that hit Japan earlier in the morning.
Say a prayer, guys. These poor people - just say some prayers, send good vibes, well wishes, start figuring out ways to help, whatever. These people need all of the thoughts - and more - that they can get right now. />As you're probably all aware by now, a massive 8.9 earthquake has hit Japan, sending a tsunami wave behind it, which destroyed a lot of stuff in its path. Hundreds have been found dead, and many more are still missing. People are stranded, homes are destroyed, worried families can't get in touch with their loved ones, and the results of the quake and tsunami are beginning to be physically felt around the world. The west coast of the US and South America are targeted with tsunami warnings, and...
Earlier this week, you guys all revealed your love for theorizing about dick. And that's fine, that's healthy, carry on. Specifically, carry on with James Franco.
Before you get your hopes up and your pants down, let me tell you that we're not sure if this is a penis or not. It could be a finger, it could be an artfully placed wrist. I don't know, that's why I'm turning to you guys. So jump on in and let me know what exactly it was that James tweeted last night.
Read More...
So yup. This is someone's mom. Like, an actor's mom. Who probably got his predilections for doing weird stuff in public from her. The actor whose mom is up there ^^ is known for his barefoot, surfing, laying-in-the-sun, hippie-type ways and was once arrested for disturbing the peace by playing the bongos late at night Under the Influence of Marijuana.
Who's mommy is it?
Read More...
OK, I came across these photos this afternoon and I was confused as fuck. Pink, who's apparently pregnant, was at this movie premiere of something last night looking like ... alright, well, looking like either Judy Dench or Mrs. Roper. And it's positively KILLING me that I can't put my finger on just which one it is. I mean, I've always had this wicked indecisive streak in me, but facing up against something THIS GREAT, something THIS HEINOUSLY FABULOUS (or is it fabulously heinous, there's ano...
I would KILL myself if I had a chin like this. [The Superficial]
Mel Gibson to plead 'no contest' to misdemeanor battery in like, five minutes. [TMZ]
I guess the Pitt-Jolie kids are, like, feral now or whatever. [Socialite Life]
The fact that Ashlee Simpson is fucking Pete Wentz's friend just gets better and better. [The Blemish]
Jennifer Aniston 'caves' and gets some kind of plastic surgery. [Lainey Gossip]
Ewan MacGregor gets his ass kicked on the beach by a chick. [Caught on Set]
Did Kim Kardashian get a boob job? [Celebuzz]
Rose McGowan is granted a restraining order. [Huffington Post]...
"This is very painful for me, not the least of which … I'm sorry, I can't believe I'm saying this … The fact is, I am a troll. It's not something I like to talk about. My parents don't even know I'm a troll ... Of course, I guess they do now. The truth is, there's not a lot of tolerance for people like me, especially in Hollywood. To avoid ignorance and bullying, I've had to hide the fact that I'm a troll. You have no idea how much time and money I've spent on electrolysis and hair dye an...
Aww, look at little Kim Kardashian before she jacked her face up. I mean, it's really not all that far off from what it is today - aside from looking kind of waxy and much more sculpted - so I really have to say 'kudos' on the semi-tasteful facial enhancements that Kim apparently thought were a necessity. Kimmy's also got a little playmate over there on the far right, and I'm sure most of you can guess who it is. But hey. I know some of you guys are probably pretty sheltered, aren't you?
...
It's amazing, too, doesn't it seem like it's been years in the making (the breakup, not the relationship)?
Reps for both parties have come forward and announced that Biel and Timberlake, who did whatever it was they did best (running, was it?), were officially splitting:
"Addressing the media speculation regarding Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake's relationship, we are confirming that they mutually have decided to part ways. The two remain friends and continue to hold the highest level...
Kate Upton has a bikini painted on. No joke. [The Superficial]
What celebrity siblings were caught smoking pot together at an Oscar party? [Cele|Bitchy]
Chris Brown just can't catch a break, can he? [Amy Grindhouse]
Tony Danza is back on the market - would you still mess with him? [ICYDK]
This is the hottest Victoria's Secret model of all time, hands down. [Celebrity VIP Lounge]
Avril Lavigne covers Ke$ha - does it get trashier than that? [The Frisky]
EXCLUSIVE: Selena Gomez e...
If you ever find yourself thinking that Miley Cyrus is a little bit too Hollywood, just reference these photos. The 18-year-old singer/actress went after a paparazzo in an LA parking lot yesterday, full-on hitting the dude and then standing around for another minute to give some lip to everyone documenting the moment. And remember, kids: This is the second time this has happened this week.
Deep down, Miley's just a butt-draggin', pole-grindin', bong-rippin' down home gal that will whoop yo' ass in ...
Ashlee Simpson filed for divorce from Pete Wentz what seems like an hour ago, she's being mad shady about sharing custody of their son Bronx, and to top it off, we now know she's, at the very least, canoodling with. Don't know who that is? Me neither, but he's in some pop punk band called Chiodos. To top it off? His band is signed to Pete's record label and one of his personal friends. Nice, Ashlee!
Rumors of Pete's "erratic behavior" being the cause of their split sound even less credible now that we've seen this. I am defender #1 of any and all Si...