"You know, I just realized there's bigger things in the world than just being a selfish, self-centered, prick. There's times that it's difficult but, you know, the good outweighs the bad. It's nice having a healthier lifestyle than I used to have. ... I mean, I get along better, I think in general, with everybody in the world. Not only my family, but just even the surrounding people."
Scott Disick, Kourtney Kardashian's baby daddy, with a whole new attitude to go along with that smarmy...
"Anyone that loves animals and is kind like that ... she'll be an incredible mom. I was at Macy's with her recently and there were 1,000 people there and the little children came up and she lights up. I could see babies and a wedding."
- Kathy Hilton, musing about her baby girl's future.
I know, Kathy, Paris would just be the best mom! Just look at her ever so tenderly cradle that champagne bottle to her mouth, and do you see that wise, knowing glint in her eyes in her third mug shot? That's the look of a lady who could teach a child a thing or two ab...
Let me save you some thinking time and tell you that yes, you most definitely do. I mean, maybe it's just from lack of sleep (the only way I can go to sleep anymore is if I imagine Charlie Sheen reading Harry Potter to me by candlelight [in my head, he does a really good Umbridge]), but I laughed so hard at this little version of that sad couple's break-up:
Rumours were beginning to circulate that things were not great between the couple when the singer turned up to last month's Academy A...
These days, one of the first things I think about when I wake up is Charlie Sheen. Is that sad? Seriously, my routine involves making the bed, petting the puppy, turning on the computer, and Googling Charlie Sheen. It seems like good ol' Alec Baldwin has been following a similar routine, because he took some time to write up a bit of decent advice to Charlie:
But you know what you should do? Take a nap. Get a shower. Call Chuck. Go on Letterman and make an apology. Write a huge check ...
Because, statistically speaking, I think some of you already have. Either that, or Cee Lo's just a whole lot of talk:
"I'm definitely having more sex than the average man. Yes, two or three women a night, trust me. The other day I slept with two women - not at the same time - because I was at home and they missed me. But you know, these are my friends, we missed each other. So I just want to give joy and good tidings, that's what it's all about. The Lady Killer has got all the girls in a ...
You guys know Jay Baruchel. You've seen his precious little nerdy face in movies like Knocked Up, Million Dollar Baby, and Tropic Thunder, or you might know him from his earlier work on Nickelodeon's "Are You Afraid of the Dark?" Either way, he's getting married to Alison Pill, an actress you might know from Scott Pilgrim vs. The World. Even if you don't know who these kids are, let me just tell you that they're getting married, and Jay has the best proposal story that I've ever heard:
"I...
I went with a vague title because I couldn't decide what to focus on here. The blonde hair, the Buzz Lightyear necklace, the gross denim jacket. This must be Chris Brown's method of coping with the facts that everyone's seen his penis and everyone hates him all over again.
Just think, Chris, if you could have just kept your cool instead of assaulting your girlfriend, then everybody could love you. Remember that viral video of people dancing down the aisle to your song? That would have been your claim to fame, the thing...
Did any of you make a bad decision this week? Then jump in line, kids, and just know that you're probably going to have to be somewhere behind this dude. Just check out that ink - have you ever seen anything so beautiful or so evocative etched onto someone's flesh? Can you even begin to imagine how much tail this tattoo is going to get this guy? And most importantly, what other significant Sheenisms do you think should have been incorporated to make this the best tattoo ever?
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We heard back in January that Victoria Beckham was knocked up for a fourth time. The first three times, she's had boys - little Brooklyn, Romeo, and Cruz, if you'll recall - but not this time. This time, she's got a little Victoria Junior in that womb of hers. This immediately brings to mind many questions.
How fierce is this little girl going to be? What moderately wacky name will they come up with for her? Where will she fit in on David Beckham's Jesus tattoo?...
"You know, I just realized there's bigger things in the world than just being a selfish, self-centered, prick. There's times that it's difficult but, you know, the good outweighs the bad. It's nice having a healthier lifestyle than I used to have. ... I mean, I get along better, I think in general, with everybody in the world. Not only my family, but just even the surrounding people."
Scott Disick, Kourtney Kardashian's baby daddy, with a whole new attitude to go along with that smarmy...
"Anyone that loves animals and is kind like that ... she'll be an incredible mom. I was at Macy's with her recently and there were 1,000 people there and the little children came up and she lights up. I could see babies and a wedding."
- Kathy Hilton, musing about her baby girl's future.
I know, Kathy, Paris would just be the best mom! Just look at her ever so tenderly cradle that champagne bottle to her mouth, and do you see that wise, knowing glint in her eyes in her third mug shot? That's the look of a lady who could teach a child a thing or two ab...
Let me save you some thinking time and tell you that yes, you most definitely do. I mean, maybe it's just from lack of sleep (the only way I can go to sleep anymore is if I imagine Charlie Sheen reading Harry Potter to me by candlelight [in my head, he does a really good Umbridge]), but I laughed so hard at this little version of that sad couple's break-up:
Rumours were beginning to circulate that things were not great between the couple when the singer turned up to last month's Academy A...
These days, one of the first things I think about when I wake up is Charlie Sheen. Is that sad? Seriously, my routine involves making the bed, petting the puppy, turning on the computer, and Googling Charlie Sheen. It seems like good ol' Alec Baldwin has been following a similar routine, because he took some time to write up a bit of decent advice to Charlie:
But you know what you should do? Take a nap. Get a shower. Call Chuck. Go on Letterman and make an apology. Write a huge check ...
Because, statistically speaking, I think some of you already have. Either that, or Cee Lo's just a whole lot of talk:
"I'm definitely having more sex than the average man. Yes, two or three women a night, trust me. The other day I slept with two women - not at the same time - because I was at home and they missed me. But you know, these are my friends, we missed each other. So I just want to give joy and good tidings, that's what it's all about. The Lady Killer has got all the girls in a ...
You guys know Jay Baruchel. You've seen his precious little nerdy face in movies like Knocked Up, Million Dollar Baby, and Tropic Thunder, or you might know him from his earlier work on Nickelodeon's "Are You Afraid of the Dark?" Either way, he's getting married to Alison Pill, an actress you might know from Scott Pilgrim vs. The World. Even if you don't know who these kids are, let me just tell you that they're getting married, and Jay has the best proposal story that I've ever heard:
"I...
I went with a vague title because I couldn't decide what to focus on here. The blonde hair, the Buzz Lightyear necklace, the gross denim jacket. This must be Chris Brown's method of coping with the facts that everyone's seen his penis and everyone hates him all over again.
Just think, Chris, if you could have just kept your cool instead of assaulting your girlfriend, then everybody could love you. Remember that viral video of people dancing down the aisle to your song? That would have been your claim to fame, the thing...
Did any of you make a bad decision this week? Then jump in line, kids, and just know that you're probably going to have to be somewhere behind this dude. Just check out that ink - have you ever seen anything so beautiful or so evocative etched onto someone's flesh? Can you even begin to imagine how much tail this tattoo is going to get this guy? And most importantly, what other significant Sheenisms do you think should have been incorporated to make this the best tattoo ever?
Image co...
We heard back in January that Victoria Beckham was knocked up for a fourth time. The first three times, she's had boys - little Brooklyn, Romeo, and Cruz, if you'll recall - but not this time. This time, she's got a little Victoria Junior in that womb of hers. This immediately brings to mind many questions.
How fierce is this little girl going to be? What moderately wacky name will they come up with for her? Where will she fit in on David Beckham's Jesus tattoo?...