I'm not sure how this is actual news and not a poorly written plot line in a D-grade romantic comedy or sitcom, but Justin Bieber's Liverpool hotel room was reportedly crashed by two girls dressed in hotel maid costumes. As in, these girls are huge fans, couldn't get into the hotel where he was staying, stole some uniforms from housekeeping and then walked right into his suite and pretended to clean while secretly taking photos in Justin's bedroom. It wasn't until a member of Justin's entourag...
A photo of Vanessa Hudgens making out with former Zooey 101 star Alexa Nicolas has been leaked and it's raising questions about her sexuality. Normally I'd put my foot down about this kinda talk for a couple reasons (1) Who the fuck cares if she's gay and 2) I'm pretty sure 20-something girls and teens everywhere dip into the whole 'making out with other ladies for fun' thing at some point,) but I'm kind of fascinated by the idea now.
If Vanessa Hudgens is an undercover lesbian, that woul...
Rihanna's been rocking red wigs for a minute now, and while she can work the hell out of a straight look, I am straight-up disturbed by the color/texture combo she had going on with the wig she wore out yesterday. Sure, I can see an Iman/Diana Ross thing going on there, but mostly I can't help but think of one of the most famous villains in cartoon history, Sideshow Bob. Luckily for Ri, she's a babe no matter what's going on with her mane, but for the record: This is not a good look.
What do you think of Rihanna's wig?
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Mila Kunis probably broke Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel up. [The Superficial]
Kirsten Dunst - totally sober. Right. [I'm Not Obsessed]
Trouble in paradise for Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson? [Earsucker]
I could have lived a lifetime without seeing Snooki's bare ass. [TMZ]
Mel Gibson pleads 'no contest.' I don't even fucking know what that means, but he avoided jail time for assault. [ICYDK]
Katherine Heigl emerges from under the rocks with a new haircut. [The ...
Remember when Usher was married to Tameka Foster, the woman who was made famous for popping out a few Usher juniors and getting the shadiest liposuction ever? Well, add another little achievement to her list, because she's also banged Usher on camera, and that certainly deserves a mention.
According to TMZ, someone's going around, trying to sell the tape, and they sent in a little sexy snippet from the video as a preview, I guess. TMZ also says that it's definitely Usher and Tameka, and t...
Ok, today's Tweet of the Day is going to work a little bit differently than you're used to, mostly because Soulja Boy is the world's best tweeter and also I don't feel like pretending to care about whatever Kim Kardashian is mindlessly retweeting right now. No, I want to focus solely on Soulja Boy, because that dude was talking tons of nonsense last night, and I want to do my part to give him a bigger platform to express his whacked out emotions. So I'm going to show you guys what he had to sa...
I know a lot of you guys are totally devastated by the cancellation of Charlie Sheen's contract on Two and a Half Men, but fear no more: Charlie's been working on a special new feature film-like project with Radar Online that centers around the current drama that's taken over the star's life. The short film, called Operation Greyhound, made its mini-debut this morning on Radar Online's site (you can watch the excerpts here) and depicted Sheen and his newest goddess, Natalie Kenly, heading up a ...
Are any of you guys having a crap ton of fun at SxSW? Molls is there, and a few of my other friends are there, too, and I have NOTHING BUT LOVE for the city of Austin, Texas. I used to sleep with this one guy that lived in Austin, and he was pretty hot. Mad love for Austin, its people, SxSW and the craziness that usually ensues whenever I travel there.
Naturally, when I'm not there, even more hubbub goes down in the Lonestar State: Jake Gyllenhaal was reportedly in a men's room at the fest...
Indeed, this is why we can ignore the fact that Jenny McCarthy probably killed innocent children. [The Superficial]
Further proof that Vanessa Hudgens just gets hotter and hotter every day (eat your heart out, Zac Efron). [The Frisky]
Photographic evidence that Sean Penn and Scarlett Johansson are continuously all over one another. [Yeeeah]
I totally thought this was Joaquin Phoenix and when I found out it wasn't, I nearly shit all over myself. [Pajiba]
Charlie Sheen will appar...
So here at Evil Beet we've got some more fun stuff in the works for you guys. I know a lot of you are all like, 'Bitch, don't be tellin' me to do stuff' when you see the commanding 'CAPTION THIS' on select postings, so we've decided to be super awesome, and in return for your acerbic wit, we're going to be giving stuff away.
Starting somewhere around April 1st, weekly 'Caption This' articles will run and you guys will get some kind-of-awesome Evil Beet-themed stuff shipped right to your ...
Eva Longoria turned thirty-six this past weekend, you know. And to commemorate the event, she decided to throw a 20's flapper-themed birthday party, and guests like Kim Kardashian, Khloe Kardashian, and someone who looked suspiciously like Soledad O'Brien (it's not - sorry, guys, I watched waaaayyy too much CNN this weekend, so I'm seeing Soledads and Anderson Coopers everywhere) partying it up in 1920's attire. Tony Parker, naturally, was nowhere in sight.
Also, in light of recent events...
These are not photos of Miley Cyrus drunk, becuase Miley Cyrus would, like, NEVER drink. It's just not legal, y'all, to drink if you're under the adult age of twenty-one, so these photos of Miley partying until the wee hours of the morning at Chateau Marmont (the, um, classiest of the classy) in LA aren't even really anything to give a second thought to. Miley probably doesn't even know how she got there. Thank God there were some super-friendly people to help her out of the club, or she mi...
I'm not sure how this is actual news and not a poorly written plot line in a D-grade romantic comedy or sitcom, but Justin Bieber's Liverpool hotel room was reportedly crashed by two girls dressed in hotel maid costumes. As in, these girls are huge fans, couldn't get into the hotel where he was staying, stole some uniforms from housekeeping and then walked right into his suite and pretended to clean while secretly taking photos in Justin's bedroom. It wasn't until a member of Justin's entourag...
A photo of Vanessa Hudgens making out with former Zooey 101 star Alexa Nicolas has been leaked and it's raising questions about her sexuality. Normally I'd put my foot down about this kinda talk for a couple reasons (1) Who the fuck cares if she's gay and 2) I'm pretty sure 20-something girls and teens everywhere dip into the whole 'making out with other ladies for fun' thing at some point,) but I'm kind of fascinated by the idea now.
If Vanessa Hudgens is an undercover lesbian, that woul...
Rihanna's been rocking red wigs for a minute now, and while she can work the hell out of a straight look, I am straight-up disturbed by the color/texture combo she had going on with the wig she wore out yesterday. Sure, I can see an Iman/Diana Ross thing going on there, but mostly I can't help but think of one of the most famous villains in cartoon history, Sideshow Bob. Luckily for Ri, she's a babe no matter what's going on with her mane, but for the record: This is not a good look.
What do you think of Rihanna's wig?
[galle...
Mila Kunis probably broke Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel up. [The Superficial]
Kirsten Dunst - totally sober. Right. [I'm Not Obsessed]
Trouble in paradise for Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson? [Earsucker]
I could have lived a lifetime without seeing Snooki's bare ass. [TMZ]
Mel Gibson pleads 'no contest.' I don't even fucking know what that means, but he avoided jail time for assault. [ICYDK]
Katherine Heigl emerges from under the rocks with a new haircut. [The ...
Remember when Usher was married to Tameka Foster, the woman who was made famous for popping out a few Usher juniors and getting the shadiest liposuction ever? Well, add another little achievement to her list, because she's also banged Usher on camera, and that certainly deserves a mention.
According to TMZ, someone's going around, trying to sell the tape, and they sent in a little sexy snippet from the video as a preview, I guess. TMZ also says that it's definitely Usher and Tameka, and t...
Ok, today's Tweet of the Day is going to work a little bit differently than you're used to, mostly because Soulja Boy is the world's best tweeter and also I don't feel like pretending to care about whatever Kim Kardashian is mindlessly retweeting right now. No, I want to focus solely on Soulja Boy, because that dude was talking tons of nonsense last night, and I want to do my part to give him a bigger platform to express his whacked out emotions. So I'm going to show you guys what he had to sa...
I know a lot of you guys are totally devastated by the cancellation of Charlie Sheen's contract on Two and a Half Men, but fear no more: Charlie's been working on a special new feature film-like project with Radar Online that centers around the current drama that's taken over the star's life. The short film, called Operation Greyhound, made its mini-debut this morning on Radar Online's site (you can watch the excerpts here) and depicted Sheen and his newest goddess, Natalie Kenly, heading up a ...
Are any of you guys having a crap ton of fun at SxSW? Molls is there, and a few of my other friends are there, too, and I have NOTHING BUT LOVE for the city of Austin, Texas. I used to sleep with this one guy that lived in Austin, and he was pretty hot. Mad love for Austin, its people, SxSW and the craziness that usually ensues whenever I travel there.
Naturally, when I'm not there, even more hubbub goes down in the Lonestar State: Jake Gyllenhaal was reportedly in a men's room at the fest...
Indeed, this is why we can ignore the fact that Jenny McCarthy probably killed innocent children. [The Superficial]
Further proof that Vanessa Hudgens just gets hotter and hotter every day (eat your heart out, Zac Efron). [The Frisky]
Photographic evidence that Sean Penn and Scarlett Johansson are continuously all over one another. [Yeeeah]
I totally thought this was Joaquin Phoenix and when I found out it wasn't, I nearly shit all over myself. [Pajiba]
Charlie Sheen will appar...
So here at Evil Beet we've got some more fun stuff in the works for you guys. I know a lot of you are all like, 'Bitch, don't be tellin' me to do stuff' when you see the commanding 'CAPTION THIS' on select postings, so we've decided to be super awesome, and in return for your acerbic wit, we're going to be giving stuff away.
Starting somewhere around April 1st, weekly 'Caption This' articles will run and you guys will get some kind-of-awesome Evil Beet-themed stuff shipped right to your ...
Eva Longoria turned thirty-six this past weekend, you know. And to commemorate the event, she decided to throw a 20's flapper-themed birthday party, and guests like Kim Kardashian, Khloe Kardashian, and someone who looked suspiciously like Soledad O'Brien (it's not - sorry, guys, I watched waaaayyy too much CNN this weekend, so I'm seeing Soledads and Anderson Coopers everywhere) partying it up in 1920's attire. Tony Parker, naturally, was nowhere in sight.
Also, in light of recent events...
These are not photos of Miley Cyrus drunk, becuase Miley Cyrus would, like, NEVER drink. It's just not legal, y'all, to drink if you're under the adult age of twenty-one, so these photos of Miley partying until the wee hours of the morning at Chateau Marmont (the, um, classiest of the classy) in LA aren't even really anything to give a second thought to. Miley probably doesn't even know how she got there. Thank God there were some super-friendly people to help her out of the club, or she mi...