Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Katy Perry’s Mom Wrote A Book, Can You Guess What It’s About?

A photo of Katy Perry and Mary Hudson See that lady in the photo above?  That's Mary Perry Hudson (the older lady, not weird-looking Katy Perry - that picture was taken in 2008, but doesn't she look way different?), and she's got some words to say.  Before we analyze anything, let's just take a gander at Mom's book proposal: "Amid a torrent of negative reports from tabloid magazines and entertainment shows, Mary Hudson wants to tell 'her story' and dispel a lot of rumors. Katy's success has impacted her ministry in both negative and positive ways. She loves her daughter very much and is very proud of her accomplishments, but disagrees...

The Situation Was SO FUNNY on Donald Trump’s Roast Last Night!

A photo of Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino at Donald Trump's Roast Did you watch it?  If you did, then you know that Donald Trump definitely wasn't the belle of the ball - that honor belongs to The Situation.  His jokes for Donald and the rest of the roasters were not only hilarious, they were also followed by a touching and graceful message of respect and admiration for all involved.  Oh, wait, that wasn't The Situation?  His segment was riddled with boos and he he had to be rescued by Jeffrey Ross?  That doesn't seem right to me. Maybe The Situation ...

Neve Campbell Discusses Body Image With Health Magazine

photo of neve campbell pictures Neve Campbell, who's ramping up on a publicity blitz for the upcoming Scream 4 (are you totally excited? I'm totally excited), recently gave an interview with Health magazine, where she'll be the cover model for the April issue. Neve, who was always what many would consider 'average' in her body type, and probably 'fat' in the world of celebrities, addresses the varied issues like body image and dieting: Neve, on who's to blame for the scary-skinny fads: “Women put the pressure on ourselv...

Guess the Celebrity Ass

photo of male celebrity ass crack pictures This male celebrity (I know y'all probably thought it was Ke$ha for a minute) is recently married, a recent dad, and always, always way hot. He looks awesome in any hair color, and has been a variety of shades in his films, which always do pretty well in theaters. Take your guesses and jump in to find out what hot head belongs to that asscrack, eventually. Read More...

Morning Wood [The AM Links]

photo of demi lovato on beach in bikini hot pictures Justin Bieber feels himself up in public. [The Superficial] Demi Lovato gets a tattoo for her fans and that's not weird at all. [Celebuzz] Did Claire Danes get some serious plastic surgery? [Lainey Gossip] There's more to the Justin Timberlake/Jessica Biel breakup than we thought, natch. [Cele|Bitchy] Angelina calls Snooki a 'fat troll,' and of course, guess what's going to happen now. [TMZ] What American Pie star is now in rehab too? *Hint: It's NOT Tara Reid this time. [The...

Emma Watson is the New Face of Lancome

picture of emma watson lancome photos And according to sources, this is precisely what she left school for. Emma, who I think is absolutely adorable and talented and sweet and just DARLING, was photographed for the first of many contractual Lancome ads, and I'm totally loving everything ... except the hat and the hair. It's a little too Annie Hall for me, but hey. At least Emma's got the decency to be of age and not flashing her bits and pieces like some other (REALLY NSFW) young starlets that have come before her, you know?...

Rapper Nate Dogg Dead

picture of nate dogg aka nathaniel hale rappers photos Nate Dogg, or if you didn't grow up during the eighties and nineties, Nathaniel Hale, passed away last night at the age of 41.  No information has been released as to the official cause of death, but Hale had some pretty sticky health situations for the past few years and suffered some pretty serious ailments, including recent strokes. I fondly remember Nate Dogg from my 6th grade year in school, as 'Regulate' had just been released, and naturally, had become popular. All of my friends ...

Love It or Leave It: Mary-Kate Olsen Comes Out of My Grandmother’s Closet With an Armful of Clothing

photo of mary kate olsen in new york city weird outfit pictures When I was much, much younger, and the knowledge that TWO GIRLS played the part of Michelle on one of my favorite shows, Full House, was not yet known to me, I thought that the poor, troll-looking little girl in the show had just the WEIRDEST, LONGEST name ever. I mean, 'Mary-Kate Ashley Olsen'? Didn't exactly have a ring to it and I used to roll my eyes dramatically whenever I'd see the credits. See? Even back then, at the tender age of seven or whatever, I was a snarky bitch, but I'll admit - I was probably every bit as troll-looking as Mary-Kate and Ashley are today were back th...

I, Too, Have Always Wanted to See Hot Women Humping an Exercise Ball

Did you guys see Jimmy Kimmel Live last night, which featured this segment called The Hottie Body Jim-Miracle Diet? It was great. And it reminded me how hot some of the women in Hollywood actually are, and how awesome Jimmy Kimmel was able to round up, hell, most of them for this hilarious skit. Still, Jess Biel is always mad awkward, everywhere she goes. It follows her around like a stank cloud, or a mangy dog. /> Did you guys see Jimmy Kimmel Live last night, which featured this segment called The Hottie Body Jim-Miracle Diet? It was great. And it reminded me how hot some of the women in Hollywood actually are, and how awesome Jimmy Kimmel was able to round up, hell, most of them for this hilarious skit. Still, Jess Biel is always mad awkward, everywhere she goes. It follows her around like a stank cloud, or a mangy dog. ...

Courtney Love May Or May Not Have Snorted Kurt Cobain’s Ashes

A photo of Courtney Love Go ahead and let that headline sink in for a minute, it's a doozy. Neil Strauss, former rock journalist, has written a book called Everyone Loves You When You're Dead: Journeys into Fame and Madness, and it sounds like a pretty good time:  a review notes that some of the best segments of the book include "shooting guns with Ludacris, getting kidnapped by Courtney Love, making Lady Gaga cry, and shopping for Pampers with Snoop Dogg."  That's all well and good, but Neil just recently had a chat with Rad...

Justin Bieber Loves Justin Bieber

A photo of Justin Bieber at Madame Tussauds See, look at him try to grab a piece of himself up there.  No shame in his game. These pictures are of Justin with his wax self at Madame Tussauds in London.  I'm sharing them with you for a few reasons: 1) I'm well aware that y'all guys can't get enough of The Biebz, 2) I may have injured your delicate souls when I exposed you to Rebecca Black this morning, and I feel bad about it, and 3) I love wax figures.  I don't think I need to explain myself further. With these photos, can't y...

Rihanna Does Vogue, Discusses Chris Brown, Is Still Attractive

A photo of Rihanna on the cover of Vogue I've never had strong feelings about Rihanna. I was always like "yeah, she's pretty, and a couple of her songs are ok, but can we move on?"  But then she went and said some pretty respectable words to Vogue, and I think I'm going to give her an official thumbs up. On her father and his reaction to the Chris Brown incident: “It really makes me question what I have become to my father. Like, what do I even mean to him? It’s really strange. That’s the only word I can think of to describe it, because you grow up with your fat...