Katherine Heigl in a bikini is NOT what you expected. [The Superficial]
The Vagina Virgin will probably not strike again anytime soon. [Lainey Gossip]
Wyclef goes to Haiti, surprisingly gets shot in the hand and here's all the details. [IDLYITW]
Tough, tough choice: who has the better ass in a side-by-side comparison? [Yeeeah]
A female Indiana Jones? Rather, a HOT female Indiana Jones? OK, thank you, yes. [Pajiba]
Joseph Gordon-Levitt is officially in the new Batman movie. [Cele|Bitchy]
Kim Kardashian: jiggly thighs and cellulite. [Amy Grindhouse]
Piece of shit Kathy Griffin drops some more classically unfunny Sara...
I always marvel at how tall - or small - some celebrities are, and when I saw these pictures that were sent to me by our photo agency, I just ... stared.
Above, we have hot-ass Kim Kardashian and her latest boyfriend, NBA star Kris Humphries. I know that basketball players are supposed to be super-tall and big and what not, but boyfriend here looks positively Photoshopped next to Kim. And to make Kim look like a tiny, delicate, shrinking violet, you must be pretty damned imposing. Also, I just now noticed that Kim Kardashian's boyfriend's name is Kris. And I'll bet if they e...
Ashlee Simpson, or the 'Pieces of Me' chick who will go down in history as doing her husband dirty and throwing up a surprise divorce before he heads out to tour, 'cause she can't keep her legs closed for thirty whole days while he's gone (come on, what do you expect - thirty days is SUCH a long time in Hollywood) has been photographed doing something with her son. (I know, crazy, right?)
Simpson and her son, Bronx, were caught out at a Milk + Bookies event in LA this past weekend, sans ...
Child stars are the best, right? Something special and magical happens when a kid is thrust into the spotlight like a piece of meat thrown to the wolves. And really, what tool do we have to analyze this that is better than Twitter? I defy you to name one, but before you do, go ahead and check out these tweets and we can decide which former child star is the most well-adjusted today.
Where my dogs at? Just kidding, that's ridiculous. Bow Wow has always been ridiculous, even when...
"I can say this about Charlie right now. Charlie has been nothing but a great friend to me, nothing but a great friend. I showed him how to destroy a hotel room, and he showed me how to edit and work on film. It was great."
- Beautiful Bret Michaels bragging on his bro, Charlie Sheen.
Was it really that "great," Bret? Because if you taught him how to destroy a hotel room, then all you did was teach him how to kick off his biggest downward spiral yet. I thought you were better than t...
Sources close to Lindsay Lohan say the actress is finally realizing that leaving her fate in the hands of a jury may not be the best idea, and is considering the three-month plea deal she was offered, knowing that she would probably only serve 19 days of that sentence.
When originally offered the plea deal, Lindsay turned up her nose at it saying that she wasn't going to cop to anything she didn't do and would go to trial if she had to. Of course you can only imagine what kind of sentence ...
Britney Spears still hasn't regained control of her estate after losing it back in the late '00s after suffering what was essentially a mental breakdown, but she's now making an attempt.
According to PoorBritney.com (aw,) the popstar has hired a professor from UCLA to teach her some money management basics:
She has employed a tutor from the Anderson School of Management at the University of California in LA.
‘Britney is moving towards getting control of her life,’ says a mole.
She w...
Dude, Hilary Duff posted photos of her new bangs to her Twitter account yesterday and damn! Them shits is doing wonderz!
She's been looking good these days anyway (she's probably pregnant, I'm just going to start that rumor,) but in these pics she looks kinda like Mandy Moore, who is a queen. Just goes to show you how much the certain haircuts can make or break a bitch.
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There's a piece on People.com right now disclosing some of Lady Gaga's beauty routines and yo: Homegirl's got the hygiene of a rude teenage girl. While People seems to find the fact that Lady Gaga falls asleep with a face full of make up on every night refreshingly average, I'm mad concerned. I barely leave my apartment and it's important to me that I wash my face every night. It's not even for vanity purposes. I do it because walking around with dirt and grime on your face is nasty.
She also admitted that she needs...
Justin Bieber went on the German talk show Wetten Das last night and the host, Thomas Gottschalk, did one of those super awkward talk show bits where the celebrity involved and 76% of the people watching at home are made to feel incredibly uncomfortable. He pulled out a wig designed to look like his signature messy blond mullet and placed it on Justin's head so they would look alike. Oh, hahahaha!
I hate that shit. Whenever they have some celebrity participating in some sort of a hokey game...
"Did you see Glee this week? Sickening! And, besides shoving the gay thing down our throats, they made a mockery of Christians — again! I wonder what their agenda is? Hey, producers of Glee — what's your agenda? One-way tolerance?"
- Former Saturday Night Live cast member and current Christian crusader Victoria Jackson, in her World Net Daily piece about Glee's big gay make out episode.
My gay husband and I were talking about this earlier today: Don't you hate it when you love a celebrity and then find out that they're some sort o...
Dude, this is almost like, ceremonial for me. The first weekend that I ever worked at EvilBeet I wrote up a post being like, "Isn't it weird that Bradley Cooper and Renée Zellweger are dating because he's clearly a homosexual?"
It took them like, two years, but the couple, as of Friday, at least, are officially dunzo. To be fair, the two never announced or even confirmed that they were a couple, but they lived together, made a movie together and were often seen out together. It was either a...
Katherine Heigl in a bikini is NOT what you expected. [The Superficial]
The Vagina Virgin will probably not strike again anytime soon. [Lainey Gossip]
Wyclef goes to Haiti, surprisingly gets shot in the hand and here's all the details. [IDLYITW]
Tough, tough choice: who has the better ass in a side-by-side comparison? [Yeeeah]
A female Indiana Jones? Rather, a HOT female Indiana Jones? OK, thank you, yes. [Pajiba]
Joseph Gordon-Levitt is officially in the new Batman movie. [Cele|Bitchy]
Kim Kardashian: jiggly thighs and cellulite. [Amy Grindhouse]
Piece of shit Kathy Griffin drops some more classically unfunny Sara...
I always marvel at how tall - or small - some celebrities are, and when I saw these pictures that were sent to me by our photo agency, I just ... stared.
Above, we have hot-ass Kim Kardashian and her latest boyfriend, NBA star Kris Humphries. I know that basketball players are supposed to be super-tall and big and what not, but boyfriend here looks positively Photoshopped next to Kim. And to make Kim look like a tiny, delicate, shrinking violet, you must be pretty damned imposing. Also, I just now noticed that Kim Kardashian's boyfriend's name is Kris. And I'll bet if they e...
Ashlee Simpson, or the 'Pieces of Me' chick who will go down in history as doing her husband dirty and throwing up a surprise divorce before he heads out to tour, 'cause she can't keep her legs closed for thirty whole days while he's gone (come on, what do you expect - thirty days is SUCH a long time in Hollywood) has been photographed doing something with her son. (I know, crazy, right?)
Simpson and her son, Bronx, were caught out at a Milk + Bookies event in LA this past weekend, sans ...
Child stars are the best, right? Something special and magical happens when a kid is thrust into the spotlight like a piece of meat thrown to the wolves. And really, what tool do we have to analyze this that is better than Twitter? I defy you to name one, but before you do, go ahead and check out these tweets and we can decide which former child star is the most well-adjusted today.
Where my dogs at? Just kidding, that's ridiculous. Bow Wow has always been ridiculous, even when...
"I can say this about Charlie right now. Charlie has been nothing but a great friend to me, nothing but a great friend. I showed him how to destroy a hotel room, and he showed me how to edit and work on film. It was great."
- Beautiful Bret Michaels bragging on his bro, Charlie Sheen.
Was it really that "great," Bret? Because if you taught him how to destroy a hotel room, then all you did was teach him how to kick off his biggest downward spiral yet. I thought you were better than t...
Sources close to Lindsay Lohan say the actress is finally realizing that leaving her fate in the hands of a jury may not be the best idea, and is considering the three-month plea deal she was offered, knowing that she would probably only serve 19 days of that sentence.
When originally offered the plea deal, Lindsay turned up her nose at it saying that she wasn't going to cop to anything she didn't do and would go to trial if she had to. Of course you can only imagine what kind of sentence ...
Britney Spears still hasn't regained control of her estate after losing it back in the late '00s after suffering what was essentially a mental breakdown, but she's now making an attempt.
According to PoorBritney.com (aw,) the popstar has hired a professor from UCLA to teach her some money management basics:
She has employed a tutor from the Anderson School of Management at the University of California in LA.
‘Britney is moving towards getting control of her life,’ says a mole.
She w...
Dude, Hilary Duff posted photos of her new bangs to her Twitter account yesterday and damn! Them shits is doing wonderz!
She's been looking good these days anyway (she's probably pregnant, I'm just going to start that rumor,) but in these pics she looks kinda like Mandy Moore, who is a queen. Just goes to show you how much the certain haircuts can make or break a bitch.
{democracy:167}
[gallery columns="2"]...
There's a piece on People.com right now disclosing some of Lady Gaga's beauty routines and yo: Homegirl's got the hygiene of a rude teenage girl. While People seems to find the fact that Lady Gaga falls asleep with a face full of make up on every night refreshingly average, I'm mad concerned. I barely leave my apartment and it's important to me that I wash my face every night. It's not even for vanity purposes. I do it because walking around with dirt and grime on your face is nasty.
She also admitted that she needs...
Justin Bieber went on the German talk show Wetten Das last night and the host, Thomas Gottschalk, did one of those super awkward talk show bits where the celebrity involved and 76% of the people watching at home are made to feel incredibly uncomfortable. He pulled out a wig designed to look like his signature messy blond mullet and placed it on Justin's head so they would look alike. Oh, hahahaha!
I hate that shit. Whenever they have some celebrity participating in some sort of a hokey game...
"Did you see Glee this week? Sickening! And, besides shoving the gay thing down our throats, they made a mockery of Christians — again! I wonder what their agenda is? Hey, producers of Glee — what's your agenda? One-way tolerance?"
- Former Saturday Night Live cast member and current Christian crusader Victoria Jackson, in her World Net Daily piece about Glee's big gay make out episode.
My gay husband and I were talking about this earlier today: Don't you hate it when you love a celebrity and then find out that they're some sort o...
Dude, this is almost like, ceremonial for me. The first weekend that I ever worked at EvilBeet I wrote up a post being like, "Isn't it weird that Bradley Cooper and Renée Zellweger are dating because he's clearly a homosexual?"
It took them like, two years, but the couple, as of Friday, at least, are officially dunzo. To be fair, the two never announced or even confirmed that they were a couple, but they lived together, made a movie together and were often seen out together. It was either a...