So it's probably because she and Tom Cruise are on their way to a divorce, right?
Hahahahaha, yeah. Who am I kidding, Tom Cruise is like the Chuck Norris of marriage. Women don't divorce Tom Cruise - he simply releases them from their matronly, wifely duties when he sees fit. And I? I have a feeling that Tom Cruise is far, far from done with Katie Holmes.
Above, you see Katie at the premiere of The Decision, a short film sponsored by John Frieda, which takes you through the, um, big decision of a high-profile actress who decides it's time to ditch her stylist and s...
Nicki Minaj always looks great from the back, but you might be surprised to see what she has going on up front in these photos.
The Harajuku Barbie whipped out a fat dildo halfway through her set and gyrated around on stage while holding it in front of her no no spot.
I am Nicki's #1 fan, but I gotta say that it really says something about the time we're living in if she can get up on stage with a plastic penis when just like, 20 years ago, Michael Jackson got mad shit for grazing his cr...
Neil Strauss has written a new book called Everyone Loves You When You’re Dead, in which he shares several anecdotes from his interactions with various celebrities over the years. I skimmed a piece about the book on my plane ride to SXSW and the whole thing sounds like a juicy read, but now that I've read about his completely awful and totally racist conversation with Paris Hilton, I am for sure picking up a copy of this book.
LA Weekly spilled on Neil's 1999 encounter with Paris, who was...
Selena Gomez is not impressed by Justin Bieber's attempt at a mustache. [The Frisky]
Little Noah Cyrus finally starts to grow into her teeth, just like her big sis Miley. [Celebuzz]
The 15 best celebrity sex tapes! [Socialite Life]
CBS wants Charlie Sheen back. I mean, wouldn't you? [Right Celebrity]
Is Chris Hemsworth going to play Thor? [Socialite Life]
Bret Michaels is apparently threatened by the force that is Charlie Sheen. [The Superficial]
5 bands that emerged out...
You see that beautiful creation above? That's how James Franco deals with his emotions. Isn't that sweet?
James posted the picture to his Twitter for a hot minute last night after Bruce Vilanch, Oscar writer and totally recognizable dude, had some words to say about James' not-so-awesome performance at the Academy Awards:
"He has so many balls in the air, he didn't get to town till Thursday before the show on Sunday," Vilanch said. "And so we e-mailed a lot. But we had a lot of meetin...
I know what y'all teenyboppers are thinking: "Can it be? My two true loves, Justin Bieber and Robert Pattinson crossing paths in the same celebrity gossip story? Oh, my stars and garters!" Well, buckle up kids, because it's happening.
Here's Justin fangirling over Rob a little while back:
"One day Robert Pattinson came up to me at a party and said, 'For whatever reason, people love our hair and it's always a great ice-breaker with girls,' " Justin is quoted in The People. "He is like, '...
Don’t forget, starting officially on April 1st, we’ll have weekly ‘Caption This’ contests that result in real, live prizes. Pull out your funniest and stick ‘em in the comments if you're interested in some cool shit.
This past week’s winner on the Christina Aguilera photo:
Winner: Maxx
"C, I think you have a point. Sadly, she still looks like she has a family of worms living in the underside of her legs."
1st Runner-Up: Anne
"Christina fought hard and won the role of playing Snookie in the new bio-epic of the cast of Jersey Shore...
The official trailer for Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part II trailer was released this past weekend, and I'm just totally stoked already. I'm a big, big, big Harry Potter fan, and if that makes me odd, I've got news for you, you're wrong - it makes me oddER. There's absolutely nothing wrong with a twenty-seven year-old woman fantasizing about what it'd be like to live at Hogwarts, planning a trip to the Wizarding World of Harrry Potter, or lurking on MuggleNet to find THE best recipes for butterbeer.
Nope. Nothing at all.
Are you guys excited about the last movie finally coming to fruition, and will you see it on opening day, complete with cape, wand, and full-blown psychosis? />
The official trailer for Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part II trailer was released this past weekend, and I'm just totally stoked already. I'm a big, big, big Harry Potter fan, and if that makes me odd, I've got news for you, you're wrong - it makes me oddER. There's absolutely nothing wrong with a twenty-seven year-old woman fantasizing about what it'd be like to live at Hogwarts, planning a trip to the Wizarding World of Harrry Potter, or lurking on MuggleNet to find THE best recipes for butterbeer.
Nope. Nothing at all.
Are you guys excited about the last movie finall...
The Natalie Portman leaked photos. As if we don't know what you LOOK LIKE NAKED ALREADY, girl. [The Superficial]
Juliette Lewis has abs for days ... eat your heart out, Angelina Jolie. [Celebuzz]
We'll just be waiting for James Franco to start drawing ejaculating penises all over everyone's face, now, too. [Cele|Bitchy]
Why are people saying that Kate Middleton needs to diet for her wedding? THIS is the one who needs the diet. [Lainey Gossip]
So now we know who Michael Lohan at...
Chris Brown appeared on Good Morning America earlier this morning, and though the outward performance and interview seems like it went well, TMZ has got word that Chris, plagued by questions about that time when he, you know, BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF RIHANNA, totally freaked out, started screaming, broke his dressing room window (and showered a street below with glass), tore his shirt off and left the premises. TMZ claims that Brown was screaming so loudly that makeup and wardrobe got nervous enoug...
So it's probably because she and Tom Cruise are on their way to a divorce, right?
Hahahahaha, yeah. Who am I kidding, Tom Cruise is like the Chuck Norris of marriage. Women don't divorce Tom Cruise - he simply releases them from their matronly, wifely duties when he sees fit. And I? I have a feeling that Tom Cruise is far, far from done with Katie Holmes.
Above, you see Katie at the premiere of The Decision, a short film sponsored by John Frieda, which takes you through the, um, big decision of a high-profile actress who decides it's time to ditch her stylist and s...
Nicki Minaj always looks great from the back, but you might be surprised to see what she has going on up front in these photos.
The Harajuku Barbie whipped out a fat dildo halfway through her set and gyrated around on stage while holding it in front of her no no spot.
I am Nicki's #1 fan, but I gotta say that it really says something about the time we're living in if she can get up on stage with a plastic penis when just like, 20 years ago, Michael Jackson got mad shit for grazing his cr...
Neil Strauss has written a new book called Everyone Loves You When You’re Dead, in which he shares several anecdotes from his interactions with various celebrities over the years. I skimmed a piece about the book on my plane ride to SXSW and the whole thing sounds like a juicy read, but now that I've read about his completely awful and totally racist conversation with Paris Hilton, I am for sure picking up a copy of this book.
LA Weekly spilled on Neil's 1999 encounter with Paris, who was...
Selena Gomez is not impressed by Justin Bieber's attempt at a mustache. [The Frisky]
Little Noah Cyrus finally starts to grow into her teeth, just like her big sis Miley. [Celebuzz]
The 15 best celebrity sex tapes! [Socialite Life]
CBS wants Charlie Sheen back. I mean, wouldn't you? [Right Celebrity]
Is Chris Hemsworth going to play Thor? [Socialite Life]
Bret Michaels is apparently threatened by the force that is Charlie Sheen. [The Superficial]
5 bands that emerged out...
You see that beautiful creation above? That's how James Franco deals with his emotions. Isn't that sweet?
James posted the picture to his Twitter for a hot minute last night after Bruce Vilanch, Oscar writer and totally recognizable dude, had some words to say about James' not-so-awesome performance at the Academy Awards:
"He has so many balls in the air, he didn't get to town till Thursday before the show on Sunday," Vilanch said. "And so we e-mailed a lot. But we had a lot of meetin...
I know what y'all teenyboppers are thinking: "Can it be? My two true loves, Justin Bieber and Robert Pattinson crossing paths in the same celebrity gossip story? Oh, my stars and garters!" Well, buckle up kids, because it's happening.
Here's Justin fangirling over Rob a little while back:
"One day Robert Pattinson came up to me at a party and said, 'For whatever reason, people love our hair and it's always a great ice-breaker with girls,' " Justin is quoted in The People. "He is like, '...
Don’t forget, starting officially on April 1st, we’ll have weekly ‘Caption This’ contests that result in real, live prizes. Pull out your funniest and stick ‘em in the comments if you're interested in some cool shit.
This past week’s winner on the Christina Aguilera photo:
Winner: Maxx
"C, I think you have a point. Sadly, she still looks like she has a family of worms living in the underside of her legs."
1st Runner-Up: Anne
"Christina fought hard and won the role of playing Snookie in the new bio-epic of the cast of Jersey Shore...
The Natalie Portman leaked photos. As if we don't know what you LOOK LIKE NAKED ALREADY, girl. [The Superficial]
Juliette Lewis has abs for days ... eat your heart out, Angelina Jolie. [Celebuzz]
We'll just be waiting for James Franco to start drawing ejaculating penises all over everyone's face, now, too. [Cele|Bitchy]
Why are people saying that Kate Middleton needs to diet for her wedding? THIS is the one who needs the diet. [Lainey Gossip]
So now we know who Michael Lohan at...
Chris Brown appeared on Good Morning America earlier this morning, and though the outward performance and interview seems like it went well, TMZ has got word that Chris, plagued by questions about that time when he, you know, BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF RIHANNA, totally freaked out, started screaming, broke his dressing room window (and showered a street below with glass), tore his shirt off and left the premises. TMZ claims that Brown was screaming so loudly that makeup and wardrobe got nervous enoug...