Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Morning Wood [The AM Links]

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It’s official that Brooklyn Decker should never wear anything aside from a bikini. And nudity. [Celebuzz]

Rihanna loves to be spanked. On that, I have no non-offensive comment. [The Frisky]

Was George Clooney caught in a hooker scandal along with Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi? [Lainey Gossip]

You will ALWAYS see Natalie Zea’s nipples. It’s, like, her creed. [The Superficial
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Blake Lively isn’t high class enough to face Chanel. [Cele|Bitchy]

And here I was thinking all this time that BRITNEY was supposed to be ENRIQUE‘s opening act. My bad. [TMZ]

Mad Men is officially on ‘hiatus’ ’til 2012. [The Blemish]

What the fuck were they thinking, putting Chris Brown on Dancing With the Stars, anyway? [Right Celebrity TV]

Does Courteney Cox have a new boyfriend already? [Socialite Life]

Scarlett Johansson and Sean Penn are now officially labeled as ‘dating.’ [Popbytes]

Bill Murray‘s gonna do WHAT?! [Huffington Post]