Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Afternoon Delight [The PM Links]

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Taylor Momsen does some lesbian stuff in Paris. [Socialite Life]

And you thought Katy Perry was over-the-top about her Bible-y ways. [The Frisky]

Padded push-up bras for second-graders? [Bitten and Bound]

Are Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart getting married? [Huffington Post]

The biggest and smallest penises in the world. [OMGBlog]

John Stamos rocks a porn star mustache and makes me all weak in the knees. [Caught on Set]

So maybe Natalie Portman didn’t do all that dancing on Black Swan. [The Blemish]

Kelly Osbourne is totally stealing my thunder. [ICYDK]

Charlie Sheen is a dog-killer. [TMZ]

Taylor Swift and Jake Gyllenhaal getting back together? [Earsucker]

Jessica Simpson: READY for X-Factor. [I’m Not Obsessed]

Natalie Portman and her ginormous baby bump. [Celebuzz]

Brooklyn Decker in another bikini. Enough said. [The Superficial]