Do You Want to Hear About Reese Witherspoon’s Wedding?

Of course you do, so let’s not waste time.

Reese has a ranch in Ojai, California, and that’s where the wedding took place.  There were 120 guests, including the likes of Renee Zellweger, Tobey Maguire (aww, remember Pleasantville?), Robert Downey Jr., and Sean Penn with Scarlett Johansson.  The groom and Reese’s children walked down the aisle to “The Tennessee Waltz,” which I think is charming, and Reese went with the traditional “Here Comes the Bride.”  She wore a custom Monique Lhuillier dress, and that’s about all the information there is right now.

I just love Reese Witherspoon, can you tell?  Here’s hoping that she has millions of adorable babies with her new husband and they live the rest of their years together out on the ranch, slopping pigs and wrangling cattle to their hearts’ content. Unless Reese wants to make another Legally Blonde sequel. Then she’s welcome back anytime.