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Katherine Heigl’s Lettuce and Nicotine Lunch

March 24, 2011
Molls
Katherine Heigl
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Well, I don’t know what the fuck is going on, but somehow that insufferable bitch Katherine Heigl managed to nearly win me over with these paparazzi shots of her and a friend eating lunch. Why? She reminded me of myself, duh.

Allow me to break it down:

1) A lunch that consists of a plate of lettuce and a big glass of beer? Don’t mind if I do. In fact, I already did.

2) She took a picture of her food. That’s SO blogger. Does Katherine Heigl have a secret food blog? OMG, is she Ruth Bourdain?

3) Surprised by the waitstaff. Girl, me too. The most awkward three minutes of life on any given day is when any sort of waiter asks me any kind of question about what I want or how I want it. I never feel more put on the spot or unsure of how to respond.

4) The post-meal nicotine intake is also a must, and as someone who’s also trying to quit smoking, my e-cig has turned into my BFF, just like Katie Kate Kate Heigl. Starting to wonder if I need to adopt an Asian baby ASAP.

5) I LOL with my friends all the time, so obviously I can relate to the photo where she’s doing the same. I love to LOL.

Yo, is Katherine Heigl kind of likable sometimes, or am I a bitch, too?

6 CommentsLeave a comment

  • That’s what I’ve been trying to say the entiiire time. The general population cannot HANDLE Katie Heigl. She needs to find a fellow potty-mouthed, cynical asshole to be her BFF, namely me.

  • So sick and tired of the hating that continues concerning Heigl. You’re just continuing the drama to keep selling ads and hits for this site, or because she makes an easy target for your insecurity and lack of esteem and worth. You, along with others of the media–internet, print, etc.–have become a collection of media prostitutes–just spreading negativity for gain. Shame on you. How would you like it if someone–without really knowing them–called your sister… wife… daughter… mother a bitch? Shame on you.