Just in Case You Weren’t Concerned Before That Paris Hilton is a Racist, Classist Twat

So here’s a video featuring Paris Hilton and her cronies during a past New Years’ celebration, and if you can stomach sitting through a five-minute video with Paris singing along to ‘We Are Family,’ with lyrics demeaning ‘blacks,’ ‘Jappies,’ ‘Jews,’ and other select words that begin with ‘n’ and ending in ‘r,’ without punching your monitor in the face, then you totally deserve a fucking award of some sort.

I don’t know about you, man, but I think this bitch is just straight-up embarrassing. I don’t give a fuck whether or not this video was taken five years ago or even last month – Paris Hilton is an insufferable twat, something like that doesn’t change overnight, and because of that, she deserves to get her teeth knocked in or, at the very least, punched in her abyss-like vulva. If this is how she acts every time she goes out (even aside from the vulgar racist, classist slurs), I’m wicked surprised that it hasn’t happened sixty-four times over.