Katherine Heigl in a bikini is NOT what you expected. [The Superficial]
The Vagina Virgin will probably not strike again anytime soon. [Lainey Gossip]
Wyclef goes to Haiti, surprisingly gets shot in the hand and here’s all the details. [IDLYITW]
Tough, tough choice: who has the better ass in a side-by-side comparison? [Yeeeah]
A female Indiana Jones? Rather, a HOT female Indiana Jones? OK, thank you, yes. [Pajiba]
Joseph Gordon-Levitt is officially in the new Batman movie. [Cele|Bitchy]
Kim Kardashian: jiggly thighs and cellulite. [Amy Grindhouse]
Piece of shit Kathy Griffin drops some more classically unfunny Sarah Palin jokes. [The Frisky]
Snooki‘s new boyfriend tries to drown her. [Celebuzz]
Kate Hudson‘s ex-husband is apparently one of the ZZ Top brothers. [Socialite Life]
Robert Pattinson in Playgirl, and no, I’m not kidding. [OMGBlog]
It’s not female Indiana Jones…it’s more like Wilhelmina from The League of Extraordinary Gentleman Comics. Indiana Jones is cocky. Wilhelmina is secure in her womanhood which makes her totally bad-ass, sexy and empowered. Alan Moore’s writing is tongue-in-cheek masochistic but all his female characters are strong and have nothing to prove. That’s why I love his writing and his female characters. Between the lines he shows that it’s the men that are insecure. Anyways, that movie looks awesome!
Sarah Palin is an evil spiteful corporate tool.
Her 15 minutes should’ve been up two years ago.
She’s george bush in drag, and like all rethugs, sociopathic and lacking a conscience.