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Quotables: Chris Brown Explains Those Penis Pics

A photo of Chris Brown

“Girls be reckless.”

You hear that, ladies?  The next time you get a dick pic from a superstar, maybe exercise a little judgement before you forward it to the internet.  A dick pic is a gift, and don’t you forget it. Oh, and by the way, Chris has also stated that he “wasn’t even excited” when he took that picture.  Does that do anything for you, peen hounds?

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  • its beautiful, forget the haters and you r beautiful id come over at 3,4,5, hell id always be available

  • That dick is disgusting. It is a pencil dick and would spear the uterus out of any girl. How could that possibly feel good. Ugh. It makes me gag!

    • Damn bitch u hating
      u wanna no wat DISGUST me
      When somebody always looking for someone to diss I hate haters and haters hate me
      So shut the fuck up and i happen to no chris brown and you just got told off by an 11 yro

      • You should go back to school you disgusting 11 year old

        DAMN BITCH I HPPN TO NO OUR SKOOL SYSTEM FAILED U..U AIN’T tell nobody off kid u just got skooled peace

  • hey hey Mr. Chris Breezy..My name is Ashley..I love the pic :D..You packin down south..U got the body,smile and magic stick..um um..Let ppl hate if they want to!Its just something for them to talk about…They just jeoulous u have something they don’t..This situation should teach u that sexting isn’t a good idea ecspecially when you a celeb..Keep doin ur thing,don’t let this phase yaa..Good luck with the sales of ur album.Ive always been a fan n it will stay that way (: dueces

  • I BEEN A FAN WHEN HE CAME OUT IMA BE A FAN TIL DA END..FROM WHAT WESEEN LOOKED “LAME” ND HE PROLLY “WASN’T READY” SO HATAS LITERALLY GET OFF HIS DICK @ LEAST HE KNOW WHAT TO DO WIT IT….