This is the chick that Ryan Philippe knocked up. I’m jealous. Of him. [The Superficial]
Josh Duggar claims he has no control over how many children he and his wife have (and they’re having even more). [Cele|Bitchy]
One of Charlie Sheen‘s porn star goddesses tried to off herself last night. [TMZ]
Look who’s trying to pretend that you didn’t just see her gitch. [Amy Grindhouse]
Jessica Simpson wants to name her kid WHAT?! [ICYDK]
Was Robert Pattinson walking around yesterday afternoon wearing a diaper and a hoodie? In a manner of speaking, yes. [Socialite Life]
Why the hell did Bon Jovi rip Steve Jobs? [Huffington Post]
Want a signed copy of Kardashian Konfidential? ‘Course you do. [Celebuzz]
Here’s some more new, naked photos of Vanessa Hudgens for your viewing pleasure you fucking weirdos. [Yeeeah]
Uh, when did Ashlee Simpson walk away with Pete Wentz‘s four front teeth in her mouth? [IDLYITW]