“This is very painful for me, not the least of which … I’m sorry, I can’t believe I’m saying this … The fact is, I am a troll. It’s not something I like to talk about. My parents don’t even know I’m a troll … Of course, I guess they do now. The truth is, there’s not a lot of tolerance for people like me, especially in Hollywood. To avoid ignorance and bullying, I’ve had to hide the fact that I’m a troll. You have no idea how much time and money I’ve spent on electrolysis and hair dye and reconstructive surgery.”
Jon Cryer, admitting that he’s a troll. It’s actually, more than likely, the most entertaining thing that I’ve heard all week long.
Cryer’s Two and Half Men co-star, Charlie Sheen, blasted him earlier in the week, saying that because Cryer didn’t reach out to him during his time of distress, he was a ‘troll.’ Charlie then redacted his claim, saying something like ‘OK, I’m sorry, it’s not true, he’s not a troll,’ and tried for a half-assed apology, but Cryer clearly got the last laugh on this one. (I’m still totally laughing.)
Way to bring the focus off of Charlie Sheen for a minute, pal – I almost forgot how entertaining you actually were.