Oh blue-haired Katy Perry. Where does this heinous crap come from? Is the blue hair an alter-ego? Is the blue hair a sign of crazy times to come? Is it a private sex joke between you and your wacked-out husband, Russell Brand? A political statement? A way to encourage young boys to lift their chins and smooch up on your funeral parlor makeup-caked decolletage? And perhaps MOST importantly, DOES IT MATCH YOUR PUBES?
Proof or it didn’t happen. Please.
relax, it’s just a wig