While my friends and I were busy trying to figure out whether Ke$ha would smell like half-rotted fish, stale bottom-shelf menthol cigarettes, and unwashed scalp, Ke$ha went and did this photo shoot for Maxim, cheesily titled ‘She Will Rock You,’ and blew our general suppositions all to hell. We scrambled like frightened birds, totally thrown by the potential for a ‘hot’ Ke$ha and had to regroup a day later to reconvene our think tank.
Now I think she probably smells like the inside of an unused condom (awright, you caught me – I really meant used) PLUS all that other stuff. You know what sweating in latex reeks like after three or four hours … don’t you?
I’m gonna be the first to say, I wouldn’t wanna kit that cooter. It’s been places I don’t wanna go….
Ooops.. “hit”, not “kit”. But I wouldn’t wanna do that ‘neither!
kill all of it with fire
I love her.
She looks photoshopped all to hell.
bet you her crotch still smells like rotten fish though
aint that the truth
mhmm . nasty but true .
why do you people not like her? like, really?
who DO people like her ? like, really ?
because, her music is pleasing to the ears, the lyrics are relevant [[scoff all you want, they highly relevant to those in the 19 yr old girl circuit]] annnnd she’s a funny fucker. Also, kind of a new age feminest.
I think the reason why she can’t do sexy is because her pupils are tiny.
damn it kesha why do you always look so high and fucken trashy ? fuck .