David Arquette pulled a Charlie Sheen yesterday, but he is by no means winning. The actor was in a serious car crash yesterday that made headlines over at People.com, but took to his Twitter account shortly after to say, “I got into a car accident but i’m fine. Luckily I have tiger’s blood running through my veins. Haha. Thank you for your concern.”
This would be mildly funny coming from say, just about anyone else on the planet, but considering that David recently did a stint in rehab that may or may not have worked, it’s hard to understand why he’d think he wouldn’t get called out for making this crack. You know what they say about people in glass houses, Davie.
But can I just say that we’re like, in our final days of this Charlie Sheen nonsense being funny? Don’t get me wrong, we’ll keep covering this story at EB and I’ll remain personally fascinated, but one more #TeamSheen or #Winning hashtag on my Twitter timeline and I’m going to lose my damn mind.
But does he have fire-breathing fists?
But does he have boogers of a seven-year-old>
it’s an energy drink
http://www.incrediblethings.com/food/tiger-blood-adonis-dna-sold-separately/