In a perfect world, no one would wear midriff tops* and stupid short-sleeved shrugs over long-sleeved shirts. Can we all agree on that? Is there anyone out there besides Jennifer Lopez who thinks that either of those things are acceptable fashion statements?
I mean, don’t get me wrong, I love Jennifer as much as anyone – my weekly contributions to this season of American Idol mostly consist of some variation of “hey, Jennifer Lopez is really pretty, huh?”, and one of my catchphrases is “do you guys want to watch Selena?” – but I just don’t understand why beautiful celebrities always feel the need to undermine my fashion advice.
*I know she can pull it off, I’m very aware of that, but she’s a 41-year-old woman, not a precocious 15-year-old girl in the 80’s.