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Britney Spears ‘Hold It Against Me’ Debuted Last Night

So? I know there was a shit ton of you who were wicked excited to get a look at Britney's new video in its entirety. Did you stay up to watch it? Was it worth it? Better than Justin Bieber's appearance on last night's CSI? Did you love it? Did you totally just die? I happened to catch it as I was flipping through the channels right before bed, and even though I considered the song to be that of seizure music, it was appropriately fitting, because Britney's dancing reminded me of a deceased relative, who'd go into fits of seizures once in a blue ...

[Links] Our Morning Wood

photo of kim kardashians ass in a bikini bending over pictures Kim Kardashian's ass made HOW much in 2010?! [The Superficial] Guess which blonde Hollywood star has got some SERIOUS Madonna arms going on? (It's not Sarah Jessica Parker.) [Lainey Gossip] Benjamin Millepied knocks up Natalie Portman, is too busy to chill with her now. [Cele|Bitchy] Check out Gwen Stefani's amazing new L.A.M.B collection! [TooFab] Rod Stewart's super sperm is up to its old tricks again. [Celebrity VIP Lounge] Want to smell like the under-boob sweat of Dita ...

Hey Look, More Details About Ashlee Simpson’s Sketchy Dissolution of Marriage

photo of ashlee simpson and pete wentz pictures You know, I had a talk with a good friend a few months back and somehow we got on the topic of Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz's marriage. This is when I had my Great Divorce Epiphany about these two, and months later, it became a reality. However, in our conversations, we speculated as to why the bottom would be falling out, and I claimed that it was because of Pete's crazy, manic behaviors that were rather immature for someone of his age and circumstance - yet my friend claimed that it was because of Ashlee's penchant for alcoholic beve...

Get Ready to Enter! Today Begins the @Bravo TV Sweepstakes!

photo of realhousewives get personal pictures So you guys asked and we're providing - you can now enter for a chance to win a copy of the latest Real Housewives literature, Real Housewives Get Personal. The drawing will end on Friday, February 25th at 11:59 PM ET, so be sure to get your entries in before then if you’re interested in winning! The official rules can be read here, and you can enter here. Only one entry per person, please! Also, don't forget to check out Bravo's latest interactive tools to chat at - and with - you...

16-Year Old Justin Bieber Went on a Victoria’s Secret Shopping Spree and is Probably Having Sex With Selena Gomez

Justin Bieber went shopping at the Victoria's Secret in L.A.'s Beverly Center yesterday and left with several large bags of merchandise. Of course everyone knows that Justin's dating 18-year old Selena Gomez. He's 16. She's 18. Isn't it illegal for him to see her in underwear in some states? I'm going to put it out there: These two are going to bonetown 24/7. The sexy poolside shots, the topless pics, the "pancakes" and now this? Oh, they're doin' it alright. I'm not happy about it, but I think those are the facts.  Here's hoping something doesn't happen for a reason. ...

Which Young Star Got a New Tattoo?

While first glance may make you think otherwise, the neck above does not belong to a drunk sorority slut. It belongs to a young actress who you probably wouldn't expect. Can you guess who this new ink belongs to? {democracy:119} Find out the real answer after the jump! Read More...

Quotables: Nicki Minaj Won’t Work With Anyone But Britney

"I'm done with collabs. No more collabs for the next two years. Although - Britney's a snatch like me and she's cute. Yes. We might do something." - Nicki Minaj, telling HipHollywood that the only person she'll consider a collaboration with at this point is Britney Spears. While I think it would be a huge mistake for Nicki to abandon her bit (after all, almost any one of her verses on someone else's track was far better than any verse on Pink Friday and I say that as a huge fan), if she...

Guess Who John Mayer’s Banging Now?

A photo of John Mayer Ok, before we get started I just want to make sure you guys know that this story is from Star, so let's not pretend it's the gospel truth. Let's go into this knowing that there is a chance it could be nonsense, but with open minds and open hearts, all right? It's Miley Cyrus.  John Mayer is banging Miley Cyrus.  Allegedly. Here's Jezebel's summary of the story from Star magazine: Miley Cyrus and John Mayer are "Made For Each Other." Um. What. Apparently they were getting all touchy-feely over Grammys weekend, and she was followin...

In Other News …

photo of nahla gabriel aubry pictures Here lies the only person in the world who doesn't want to benefit from Oprah Publicity. [The Superficial] Paris Hilton's banana-like birthday present. [Celebslam] Loving you is the right kind of wrong, Joseph Gordon-Levitt. [Pajiba] Amanda Seyfried is all freaked out over her boyfriend hitting on Rihanna. [Allie is Wired] All of the information you ever wanted on celebrity penis, right here, guys. [Betty Confidential] Gabriel Aubry really thinks that Halle's going to just walk away from her child. [TMZ] So ... which of the Kardas...

Joh Hamm and Megan Fox: Hooking Up?!

photo of megan fox and jon hamm friends with kids pictures No, they're not, but wouldn't that be something else for sure? Brian Austin Green was way hot back in the day, and even though he's still pretty solid for a dude that hasn't been in a serious movie or series in, what, a decade, Megan Fox would be so hot with Jon Hamm. I could see Megan pulling off a role in Mad Men (if, you know, she could act her way out of a sandwich bag) since she's got that way-hot old-Hollywood look to her.  So ... pairing her with Jon Hamm for a movie (which is, incident...

I Guess Jessica Alba is Pregnant Again

photo of jessica alba pregnant blue dress pictures Are there any of you out there who are, like, rejoicing at this moment? Saying, 'Oh, man, Jessica Alba is MY FAVORITE ACTRESS EVER, and I'm SO GLAD that she and her AMAZING husband are having ANOTHER equally-amazing child!' I mean, yeah, it's nice that Jess A. and her husband who's yet to be revealed as a cheater (I suppose it's only a matter of time - he does have a loose affiliation with basketball on a certain level) are going to expand their family. That kind of news is always pretty nice, isn't it? ... I mean, except...

It’s Still Kind of Weird to See Britney Pretending That She’s Not a Pod Person

Britney Spears - MTV Shows So here's a teaser of Britney Spears' newest video for single 'Hold It Against Me.' The whole teaser thing I can get behind, because I'm one of those crazy fucking fools that gives away all of my Christmas gifts to others in the weeks leading up to the holiday, because I can't stand to wait. Chances are, if I ever buy a gift for you? You're probably going to get it early and then NOT having anything to open on the big day.  Sorry in advance. This is kind of like what Britney and her camp is doing. The leaked tit...
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