Did you guys have good weekends? Do anything super exciting? I did - I had this dream that I was sitting in a circle with all the guys from New Kids on the Block and the Backstreet Boys and they were all going around and telling me why they were in love with me (I picked Jordan Knight, he was the most sincere), I took this dude on a date to the comic book shop (not sure if you guys realize how much game I have), and I watched a lot of that "My Strange Addiction" show on TLC (because you try a...
I KNEW there was something different about John Travolta besides his penchant for penis. [The Superficial]
Nobody wants to party with Lindsay anymore. NOBODY. [Celebrity Smack Blog]
Which Kardashian wants to deflate her tits? (It's probably not who you think.) [Earsucker]
Charlie Sheen gets married. [TMZ]
What Glee star got dumped this past weekend? [ICYDK]
Miley Cyrus is directing her rage at someone in her life - take cover, bitches. [The Blemish]
Jennifer Aniston is...
Lindsay Lohan, by far my favorite celebrity of all time, is being considered for another new movie role. The movie, Escaping the Game, is centered around the concept of a bunch of celebrities who fake their deaths and retreat to a remote island. The concept is kind of cool, since faked deaths are always pretty fascinating to me, but I can't imagine the plot really going anywhere from there. Like, what are they all going to do on this island? Have sex? Get loaded? Chew their nails? Is it a FUN island, or are we talking some crazy Castaway shit? Will it be like Surviv...
So these two, huh? Maybe it's totally old news to you guys, but me? I had no fucking clue. Probably because I don't watch the hit show that the dude stars on, and I'm not a big fan of obnoxious comedy, so that'd rule girlfriend here out, but hey. Everybody's gotta be doing somebody most of the time, right, so why not these two? They're both super hot, though one is way more talented than the other (I'll let you draw your own conclusions on that one), and from the remainder of the photos - after th...
The epic of epic-est provocative Miley photos. [The Superficial]
What A-list star is getting married this year who wants to take some serious advice from Gwyneth Paltrow? [Lainey Gossip]
Did you SEE the second part of the Real Housewives reunion in Atlanta? Bitches looked like they were hanging out in the waiting room of their plastic surgeon's office. [popbytes]
So here's the next big zombie movie being made - and it's going to be FAB. [Pajiba]
Trouble in paradise for Angelina Jol...
So this is what A-Rod's being throttled by nightly, I get it. I mean, he strikes me as someone who'd probably like it pretty rough, and we all know how Cammy tries soooo hard to please her man, so I suppose that's the only true explanation here, isn't it? Like, gosh, there couldn't be any other reason that she'd want fetid old vampire (read: Madonna) arms, is there?
... Thoughts?
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Prince William and Kate Middleton's wedding invitations (above) are in the mail, folks. That means that any day now, you could wake up to one of these in your mailbox. That is, if you're one of the 1,800 charity leaders, prime minsters, school friends and other people who are Sarah Ferguson that was on the Prince's invite list.
Here's what I want to know: Who are they getting to DJ and will there be an open bar? I wouldn't even consider attending a wedding on this scale unless I knew the answe...
I'm not really clear on how it is that former America's Next Top Model contestant Adrienne Curry wound up at the wedding of some woman and a robot, but these pictures sure do leave a lot to the imagination.
I hope this woman and the robot she'll have to financially support are very happy together.
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Teen Mom star Amber Portwood is insisting that she's not pregnant again, but her new boyfriend, Adam Dockery, keeps saying otherwise.
Adam reportedly told RumorFix that Amber took several pregnancy tests and each of them came back positive. He also added, "She went to Planned Parenthood. And she's telling me it was negative, but I'm not so sure if I'm believing her though."
Nice. A boyfriend who speaks to the press about his girlfriend's personal business AND paints her to be a liar. This guy could teach even Scott Disick a thing or two.
What do you guys think? Is Amber...
David Archuleta has been dropped by Jive Records, the label that picked him up after he came in as runner up on American Idol. David's second album sold a mere 63,000 copies which doesn't exactly make him major label material. I wonder what his creepy dad has to say about this.
When David lost American Idol, I think the general consensus was that he was going to be just fine without the grand prize. Teen girls were swooning over him, the press loved him and the kid could carry a tune. He had a...
