

So ever since Taylor Momsen was kicked to the curb by Madonna for being too risque, and therefore, too much of a risk, Kelly Osbourne has been chosen to run as the face of Madonna's Macy's clothing line, Material Girl.
So now, instead of chasing after Taylor and her people with a scrub brush and some sanitizer, Madonna's people are going to be chasing Kelly around with a measuring tape and Wheat Thins. I guess it's the lesser of two evils, right?
Really though, joking aside, Kelly looks...
If I were to spot a woman with this figure on the beach, I wouldn't think much of it. This is how most Americans look in their swimwear (if you deny that, you're either clueless or too snobby to function), plus, she looks a bit older, like perhaps she's had some kids and many years of birthday cake in her past. But if you told me that this was the wife of a well-known actor who we've seen in the spotlight on-and-off for years, I'd be semi-shocked.
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There are apparently still some underaged chicks that Wilmer Valderamma hasn't yet corrupted. [The Superficial]
Kim Kardashian is being considered for a 'major movie role' that doesn't involve night vision or penises. [ICYDK]
Oh check it out, another inappropriate Glee photo ushering in the end of days. [Pajiba]
Here's videographical evidence that The Sitch bumps coke among other things. [Allie is Wired]
Liza Minelli is a big fan of Lady Gaga - go figure. [Betty Confidential]
What Deadliest Ca...
With some celebrity before-and-after plastic surgery photos, the question is less "what did she do to herself?" and more "what didn't she do to herself?"
As you can see from the photos above and in the gallery, that is definitely the case with actress Rose McGowan.
When I was growing up, Rose was one of the most naturally beautiful actresses out there. You couldn't help but worship her even despite her relationship with the uber creepy Marilyn Manson. It's a shame she felt she had to hack...
Michelle Pfeiffer isn't aging very well. [TooFab]
Amber Portwood pregnant AGAIN? [The Superficial]
A very pregnant Kim Zolciak should have totally left her clothes on. [Amy Grindhouse]
YES, MORE jail for Lindsay Lohan, YES. [ICYDK]
Rihanna is sleeping with ... who? [The Blemish]...
"I didn't live my life in the right way for politics, you know. I fucked too many chicks and did too many drugs, and that's the truth."
- George Clooney, pretending like promiscuity and drug use has ever prevented Americans from electing a president, in Newsweek.
I don't know if I would vote for President Clooney, but 1) I appreciate his Candor, and 2) Didn't our current president admit to doing a little bit of blow back in the day? I hope that Mr. Clooney does consider running for offi...
Ah, Kate Moss. She who sort of helped usher in the uber-skinny movement to the nineties. These days, though, Kate's known most for her hard-partying ways, her on-again and off-again relationship with Jamie Hince, her awesome clothing line at Top Shop, and the fact that she probably smells like cigarette smoke, unwashed hair, money, Pete Doherty's half-rotted teeth, and stale marijuana.
She's also been photographed recently for Love magazine's Androgyny Issue, while sucking face (or at least may...
Dammit. I totally forgot about girlfriend when I was making my list of Hottest Women EVER yesterday, because she'd definitely be on there. However, in spite of the fact that she's amazingly gorgeous, I have to admit - there's really nothing all that special about this Elle photo shoot. She's beautiful, but in these pics, she's kind of non-descript. (I'm waiting for the roof to fall in as we speak for referring to BAR REFAELI as NON-DESCRIPT. Give me a minute to reconfigure.)
Regardless...
"It is very important to me to work on mending my family right now. My family is the most important thing I have, and we are working together to make sure our future is stronger and healthier."
Billy Ray Cyrus, speaking out in defense of his recent comments about how Hannah Montana ruined his family, and how much he regrets placing his kids - and marriage - in the spotlight of celebrity scrutiny.
Call me naive, but I believe this guy, you know. I think he's being pretty genuine. I m...
Lady Gaga spits in the eye of the Catholic church. Again. [The Superficial]
This celebrity non-couple could very well be the hottest fuck buddies in life. [Lainey Gossip]
Jon and Kate Gosselin RECONCILING!? [Cele|Bitchy]
Will Lindsay Lohan go to jail today? [TMZ]
What Housewife is trying to gain a spot on the A-list? [Celebrity VIP Lounge]
THIS is why Justin Bieber had all of his hair hacked off. I get it now. [Right Celebrity TV]...