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Surprise, Robert Pattinson Is A Hoarder!

A photo of Robert Pattinson Except that news isn't really surprising at all, is it?  It's actually very easy to imagine Robert Pattinson saving all his greasy t-shirts, and I bet he even holds on to Kristen's stupid flannel, because he's a sentimental dude like that. Let's check out the specifics of Robert's hoarding ways: He told the Daily Record: "I'm a hoarder. I gave away all my furniture from [when I lived in] Baton Rouge, but with books and things I have storage spaces all over the world. "It's ridiculous. C...

Would You Have Bathroom Sex With Christina Aguilera?

picture of christina aguilera drunk photos falling onstage Maybe if it were, like, eight years or so ago and she had a paper bag over her head, then yeah. But today? And especially after ALLEGEDLY hooking up with Sam Ronson, who infamously crack-snacked on Lindsay Lohan's diseased bits which rubbed up against an ex of Paris Hilton's ... no fucking way, man. You couldn't PAY me to go near that grimy shit. Still, though, her boyfriend Matthew Rutler (who may or may not be paid at this point; the jury's still out on that one) is open to getting it on with her, and at a p...

Don’t Forget to Enter the @BravoTV Sweepstakes – Contest Ends at 11:59 PM ET Tonight!

picture of real housewives get personal photos Want The Real Housewives Get Personal? Get your entries in before tonight if you’re interested in winning! Only one entry per person, please, and thanks to those who've entered so far. Also, don’t forget to check out Bravo’s latest interactive tools to chat at – and with – your favorite Bravo TV stars! Bravo TV has hooked up with Twitter to launch the new @BravoTV – a cool, interactive way for you to talk about your favorite Bravo shows using Twitter. Now you can engage with fellow f...

So Here’s Megan Fox’s Latest Armani Campaign Commercial

I'm just speechless. I mean, it's obvious that she's gotten a boob job at some point in the last few years, and they don't show much of her face, unfortunately, but girlfriend's got what some might consider a flawless body. Are you one of them? And what do you think of the commercial - does it make you want to shop Armani or, you know, just rub one out?...

The Beginning of the End: Two and a Half Men Cancelled, Charlie Sheen Goes Off Deep End

photo of charlie sheen pictures As most of you are probably aware by now, Two and a Half Men has been cancelled, and network execs for the show cite Charlie Sheen's behavior and recent commentary for the halt in production. CBS had, oh, this to say in announcing the show's demise: “Based on the totality of Charlie Sheen’s statements, conduct and condition, CBS and Warner Bros. Television have decided to discontinue production of “Two and a Half Men” for the remainder of the season." Charlie's response? “News flash... I am special and I will never be one of you ... I have a disease? Bulls...

Morning Wood [The AM Links]

hot black and white photo of james franco pictures Aannnd ... Two and a Half Men is cancelled, just like that. [The Superficial] Katie Holmes starting to get some rosiness back into her cheeks, probably just needs to take a shit. [Cele|Bitchy] Chris Brown responds to new Rihanna abuse photos, thinks people are out to ruin his album. [Amy Grindhouse] Milla Jovovich takes off the hundred-plus-pounds that she claimed to put on during pregnancy - or did she? [ICYDK] What's with James Franco and all the flying cats? [Celebrity VIP Lo...

Quotables: Lady Gaga is a Crappy Version of Madonna

"What I don't like is when somebody copies somebody and just adopts it like their own idea. You want me, I go a little further. I can tell you, to me, Lady Gaga is Madonna with diarrhea!" - Charo tells Sirius XM's OutQ exactly what she thinks about the whole "Lady Gaga blatantly copying Madonna" thing. I said it the other day: "Born this Way" is really starting to grow on me, so I don't really care if Lady Gaga bit Madonna's style or not, but Charo? Y'all. We are NOT paying enough attention...

Ugh. Amber Portwood Nudes Leaked. Disgusting.

Partially nude photos of Teen Mom's Amber Portwood have been leaked and RadarOnline got 'em first. Amber, who recently took Kim Kardashian to task for bashing her and her co-stars, appears fully nude with her hands cleverly covering some of her naughtier parts. The best thing(s) about these photos? That huge tattoo of her daughter covering what looks like baby bump #2. Klassy! The NSFW pics are in the gallery after the jump and they are gross. Don't say we didn't warn you. Read More...

Afternoon Delight [The PM Links]

picture of lea michele hot glee photos for gq HEY LOOK - a photo where Britney Spears' weave DOESN'T LOOK LIKE TOTAL CHICKEN-FRIED ASS. [The Superficial] Justin Bieber doesn't give a crap whether or not you like his hair. [popbytes] Lindsay Lohan was actually caught on TAPE stealing that necklace that she didn't steal. [Cele|Bitchy] Too soon after lunch? Amber Portwood TOTALLY NAKED. [Amy Grindhouse] Glee on copious amounts of alcohol? Might be watchable. [Lainey Gossip] After seeing the new abuse photos of Rihanna, I'm...

Would You Watch A Remake of The Bodyguard?

A photo of The Bodyguard movie poster If so, you're in luck, because them good ol' Warner Bros are on it.  It's ok if you have to take a break to do a happy dance and take a celebratory shot, that's exactly what I did when I heard this news.  So you go ahead and take care of that, then check out the details on the remake: The original was a fairly straight ahead tale of a Secret Service agent (Costner in a Steve McQueen homage, down to his hairstyle) drafted to protect a singing diva whose life has been threatened by a stalker,...

Caption This: Lea Michele Shops or Something

Hey look, it's Lea Michele looking all smug-like while shopping somewhere in LA! I know a lot of you guys have some pretty strong opinions on Lea Michele and her multitude of stretchy, rubbery faces, so leave it in the comments. A picture says a thousand words, and I have no doubts that if Lea Michele's photo could talk, it WOULD NOT SHUT THE FUCK UP. [gallery columns="4"]...

Another Britney Single Leaks and It’s Called ‘How I Roll’

photo of britney spears at the toy story 3 premiere pictures buzz woody HOW I ROLL TEASER by drluke Oh man, really? 'How I Roll'? First, it really bugs me when someone - fuck, anyone - uses the phrase 'how I roll' in anything but a sarcastic, making-fun-of-the-people-who-use-it-seriously manner, and now we have to endure it being applied to Britney's - the Queen of Everything Lately Awkward - new single? I can hardly take the irony. At any rate, it's not a bad sound. I quite like the odd hiccups in the beginning and I think it's way better than 'Hold It Against...
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