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Oh, were you looking for sarcasm here? My apologies, but if you couldn't tell by the certificate in the picture above, this is entirely sincere.
The Weekender recently did a little interview with Michael to coincide with his award, and try as I may, I just can't find any sarcasm there, either. It's a legit interview where Daddy Lohan gives his usual "I've always loved my beautiful, talented, beautiful daughter so very much," except for a few bits about Dina that I enjoyed:
Before Michael was t...
This is the way to prepare for the Superbowl. Yup. [TMZ]
Is Halle Berry the crazy one, actually? [The Superficial]
Is the reason Angelina is so keen to hide her twins because they have Down Syndrome? [Amy Grindhouse]
Jennifer Lopez: too 'old' to wear a miniskirt? [Celebitchy]
Justin Timberlake's new girlfriend! [The Superficial]
Let's see how wide Lea Michele's mouth will open, huh? [TooFab]...
OK so today's a pretty slow news day, unless you want to talk about Lindsay Lohan's jewel-heisting ways or how dead Charlie Sheen is going to be by this time next year, all I've got is Audrina 'Your Mom is More Entertaining' Patridge and her big old boobs, which scored her a spokespersonship for Bongo.
All there is to it is boobs, boobs, boobs. And what better a thing to look at on a slow, cold-probably-regardless-of-where-you-are Thursday?
Oh, and Audrina herself - hot or not? And Bongo...
"I have a lot of work to do to be able to return the support I have received from so many people. I want to say, 'Thank-you' to my fellow cast members, the crew of Two and a Half Men, and everyone at CBS and Warner Bros … for their concern and support. Like Errol Flynn, who had to put down his sword on occasion, I just want to say, 'Thank-you,' and to my fans, your good wishes have touched me very much."
Sure beats the hell out of calling his fans 'a bunch of turds,' now, doesn't it?
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Scientists from the University of Toronto have done their research and found that out of the 265 women to be nominated for the Best Actress Oscar, 159 of them wound up getting divorced after. And the winners? They're 1.68 times more likely to get divorced than a nominee who didn't win.
Think about it: We've seen Reese Witherspoon, Halle Berry, Hilary Swank and Sandra Bullock all get divorced not long after winning their grand prize, that can't be a total coincidence, can it?
According to...
Awww, Meg Ryan, what did you do to that beautiful mug of yours? It's hard to believe that the lady on the right side of the above photo used the be the lady on the left side of the above photo, huh? But I guess that's what endless amounts of botox and other facial fillers will do to a gal. And look, she's got the same droopy lip as Nicole Kidman, another actress known for loving her non-surgical beauty enhancement procedures.
Click through to see how America's Sweetheart transformed into ...
"I ran into Perez Hilton in a garage. One of those moments you just never expect to happen. I had finished dinner with a girlfriend and we were driving out and I saw this tall, long, lean person and I say, 'Who is that?' And she says, 'I think that's Perez Hilton.' I said, 'No, I have to say something to him. I have to.' I pulled up and we were sort of scoping each other out as I was pulling the car up. I just rolled down the window and I was like, 'Hi.' And he went, 'Hi.' We stood there like ...
I know that girls just want to have fun, but we don't always get what we want, now do we?
Right, but poor Cyndi recently "had a bad reaction to a spa treatment," and this is what happened. Can we talk about this for a hot minute? Because I've never been to a spa (you might be surprised to know that spas aren't that plentiful in the Appalachian region), but I would think the above look would be something you'd be more likely to see after a bad reaction to a fire or a bad reaction to bein...
Kim Kardashian - not done getting nekkid for people yet. [The Superficial]
J Woww: a spokesmodel for GNC? [The Superficial]
Lindsay Lohan suspected in jewelry theft. Great news! [TMZ]
Minka Kelly's hot GQ photo shoot, and news on the upcoming movie role she's landed. [TooFab]
Gabriel Aubry supposedly refers to Halle Berry as a 'n-word.' Classy. [Celebitchy]
Even W magazine thinks Kim Kardashian's 'outrage' at nude pics is BS. [Amy Grindhouse]...
Oh dude, Demi. You're still not looking so good, girl. I know that this whole rehab thing must have been pretty rough on you, and you're probably still working out a lot of the issues that have been troubling you for what was probably called, oh, FOREVER, but smile a bit, friend. You're looking far too pale and wan to be out and about in public if you want people to think that you're one of those happy, shiny, 'REHAB WORKS!' celebrities - or then again, maybe you don't give a fuck and that...