

Oh, hey. There's no tellin' how this news day is going to go, and on the off chance that it's a slow one, I'm thinkin' we might as well get these really cute photos of Ryan Gosling by Mario Testino out of the way. They're part of a series called "How To Look Like a Movie Star" and they were shot for GQ.
I know it's not the usual high-quality man meat we serve up around here, but I figure there are worse things to stare at while you're waiting for that hangover to wear off.
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Scott Disick clearly has no boundaries when it comes to trying get attention. Most people would have pulled themselves off of reality TV after punching in a hotel mirror, but this guy just keeps doing things that keep him in the spotlight.
For example, today he sent this tweet to Sandra Bullock's ex-husband Jesse James:
Here's the thing: For a long time, Jesse James' West Coast Choppers was the best place to get a bike, but ever since he was caught cheating on his wife and rumors st...
New photos of Andrew Garfield filming the new Spiderman movie have been leaked, and these ones are less reminiscent of a Superhero movie than an average night out in West Hollywood. Yes, I'm taking it there, but I don't know what else to make of a man in spandex squeezing another man with his thighs.
Have at it in the comments, kids...
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You love it, right? Because now you can see all of his angelic little face, and now you can really get creeped out by the fact that this guy is 16 and still has an angelic little face. Those are some smoldering eyes though. And of course, he's got that killer bod (obviously I'm joking).
I'm sorry, kids, but don't get too used to this new, insanely attractive (again, joking. God, what's wrong with preteens nowadays?) hairstyle, because this magic just happened for a single moment in time, thanks to Rolling Stone. Before we know it, we'll be right back to that...
Sarah Shahi - arguably one of the hottest women on the planet, maybe in the galaxy. [The Superficial]
Can you BELIEVE that THIS is Johnny Depp's girlfriend? [The Superficial]
Kanye West's new girlfriend is hotter than hot. [Celebslam]
Did Charlie Sheen make a sex tape this past weekend? [popbytes]
FUCK YES - The Muppets' Five Best Musical Scenes! [Pajiba]
Tim McGraw and Faith Hill - did alcohol lead to their marital issues? [Celebitchy]
More photos of Miley Cyrus's new ink. [Allie is Wired]
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With performers like Rihanna, Young Jeezy, Kid Rock, Jamey Johnson, an - WILDCARD! - Duran Duran, it was hard to concentrate on the fact that the Super Bowl is this weekend, if you know, you could overlook the whole Steelers-Packers theme they had going on there, and the constant football innuendos.
Rihanna looked hot, as always - I would suck the back sweat off of Kid Rock in a heartbeat, motherfuckers - Jason Derulo glistens like hell - and Duran Duran still totally have it.
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And thank God for small favors, right?
I, someone who is NOT a fan of Dancing With the Stars, and even moreso NOT a fan of DANCING WITH THE STARS, am happy to say that Cheryl Burke, a dancer ON Dancing With the Stars is as hot as I'd briefly assessed her to be that one, lonely night that I had no other choice to watch Dancing With the Stars in a cold country home in the boonies of Pennsylvania with my mother-in-law. Who, incidentally, loves the show.
Burke was photographed frolicking in the waves of Punta Cana, Dominican Republic this past weekend (my single-most favorite beach vac...
"There’s a brand of red-velvet cake; her mouth is made of that. She smashes you in the mouth [in] those kissing scenes. If I was Ben Affleck, man, I'd be pissed off. ... I was in bed with her and she was reading me one of those bedtime stories. And she did a dirty version of it. She was like, 'Toad took Frog and mounted him from behind and amounted him smoothly with a rhythmic pace'."
Russell Brand, of all people, dishing on what it was like to make out and share a bed with Arthur co-...
Christina Aguilera and her soon-to-be-ex-hubby Jordan Bratman are still living together as they're trying to sort out the details of their divorce and co-raise their son Max. Jordan says he wont leave their pad until he finds a comfortable place to live. If that situation wasn't sticky enough, Christina's new man, Matthew Rutler, has moved in with the two of them.
A source close to Christina describes the situation as "awkward."
With mom and dad and mom's boyfriend all living under one ...
Miley Cyrus already has "just breathe" tattooed under her boob, a heart etched on her pinky finger, the word "love" inked on the inside of her ear (so deep!), and it seems like that's just the beginning of what's going to be a serious ink collection.
Yesterday the pop star was photographed out and about in a loose fitting top that showed off some brand new design on her ribcage. It's hard to say what the tattoo is of, but based on her other designs, I'm assuming it's a cross or a portrait o...