Remember Crystal Renn, the plus-sized model who was famous for not giving a fuck about what people thought of her and her beautiful, robust figure?
If not, here's a brief recap on who she is - Renn was a fashion model who formerly suffered from anorexia. After going through therapy and treatment, Renn went from a wicked unhealthy size 00 to a size 12, which is pretty average in your day-to-day people, but way plus-sized, according to the fashion world.
Since her days of being prized fo...
So here's Katy Perry for the March '11 issue of Elle magazine, looking like she walked off the set of another Austin Powers movie. AS AN EXTRA. All in all, girlfriend looks good in the shoot, has some sensible-ish things to say and still tries to maintain the position that she's the coquettish sex symbol of the world, so move the fuck over, Marilyn Monroe.
Honestly, I'm growing rather bored of Katy, you guys, and I hope you are too. Because frankly? Unless she's divorcing Russell Brand, ...
"The only reason I got married in 2003 was for my children. I had a therapist who said marriage is really a container for a family and that made sense to me. Bart and I have been together for years. We have Caleb, 13, and our daughter Liv, who is eight."
Julianne Moore, on the persuasion it took from her therapist to marry her children's father for her children's sake, which really brings up an interesting point - the very idea that some people are willing to sacrifice their romantic relat...
So yes. I'm not going to mince words on this one: the shiny newness of relationships ALL FADE after awhile. Halle Berry can tell you that, like, fifteen times over, and oh, so can Jennifer Aniston. Everything bright and promising does tend to dull after so many instances of waking up next to the same old, funk-breathed face day in and day out. Let's not kid ourselves.
However, in some relationships, that 'newness' fades into a comfortable companionship. My husband and I have been together a total of six years, married for four of them, and our 'newness' kind of went away six ...
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This week we've seen Miley Cyrus with a new tattoo on her ribcage and smoking cigarettes, and it wasn't all that long ago she worked the pole at the Teen Choice Awards and ripped a bong with her homies. Now the pop star has been seen out with her So Undercover co-star, Josh Bowman. You know, that dude who dated Amy Winehouse back in 2009. Miley's fuckin' with the same dick that Amy Winehouse fucked with. That's just about the nastiest thing I've heard in...
Did you guys have a super time with the Super Bowl last night? Did you get wasted and scream at the television with all your nearest and dearest? Did you cry tears of disappointment or happiness when the whole thing was over? That's cool. I didn't do any of those things. The closest I came to the Super Bowl was a phone call from my father, who wanted to know who the Black Eyed Peas were and if he should watch them during the half-time show. As far as I'm concerned, even that's a little too...
Of course Lindsay's facing felony charges. [The Superficial]
Gabriel Aubry has some serious race issues. [The Superficial]
This is apparently what Katy Perry would look like topless. [Amy Grindhouse]
Porn star Shauna Sand does a music video. Rather, SINGS in one. [TMZ]
Christina Aguilera forgets the words to the Star Spangled Banner. [Celebitchy]
Are you ready for the return of Simon Cowell? [TooFab]...
Let it be said that I think Gisele Bundchen is one of the most beautiful women on the planet. I don't know - I just think she's classically gorgeous, and she apparently takes good care of herself. With that prelude, let me launch into what I think about her ideas: I think they're fucking stupid. And hey, I also think they suck.
If you remember Gisele's long-winded diatribe about the legal aspect of breastfeeding, you probably won't be surprised to know that girlfriend here is all-organ...
What do you imagine a perfume by Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom would smell like?
OK, never mind ... Don't answer that.
Either way, the perfume? It exists. And it's called 'Unbreakable.' Each time I hear the word 'unbreakable,' I think of the Bruce Willis-Samuel L. Jackson movie where Willis was all crazy strong and unbreakable, and Jackson was the wheelchair-bound comic book-lover foe that was, well, pretty breakable.
The promo photo, however, is not nearly as cool as Bruce Willis breaking into homes and saving people from a demise of torture ...
If you're the type of person who only watches the Super Bowl for its pricey, over-the-top commercials, then you probably caught this amazing commercial, featuring my dream man stumping for an equally-amazing beer to boot.
If you were a Steelers fan too busy chewing your nails 'cause of the BEAT DOWN that the Packers were handing out last night, then you might have missed this hot-assed gem of a commercial.
No joke, though, guys - as soon as I saw that very definitive silhouette slouched in the darkened entryway of the pub, I knew it was him. I KNEW. I spent the proceeding two minutes mouth agape, drooling, and in ecstasy, and before I knew it, it was over.
That, my friends? Is precisely how I envision (a lot) of sex with Adrien.
Oh Adrien Brody. You are so hot and delectable and I would just eat you off a fucking spoon. Is there anything you can't do?
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If you're the type of person who only watches the Super Bowl for its pricey, over-the-top commercials, then you probably caught this amazing commercial, featuring my dream man stumping for an equally-amazing beer to boot.
If you were a Steelers fan too busy chewing your nails 'cause of the BEAT DOWN that the Packers were handing out last night, then you might have missed this hot-assed gem of a commercial.
No joke, though, guys - as soon as I saw that very definitive silhouette slouched in...
Remember Crystal Renn, the plus-sized model who was famous for not giving a fuck about what people thought of her and her beautiful, robust figure?
If not, here's a brief recap on who she is - Renn was a fashion model who formerly suffered from anorexia. After going through therapy and treatment, Renn went from a wicked unhealthy size 00 to a size 12, which is pretty average in your day-to-day people, but way plus-sized, according to the fashion world.
Since her days of being prized fo...
So here's Katy Perry for the March '11 issue of Elle magazine, looking like she walked off the set of another Austin Powers movie. AS AN EXTRA. All in all, girlfriend looks good in the shoot, has some sensible-ish things to say and still tries to maintain the position that she's the coquettish sex symbol of the world, so move the fuck over, Marilyn Monroe.
Honestly, I'm growing rather bored of Katy, you guys, and I hope you are too. Because frankly? Unless she's divorcing Russell Brand, ...
"The only reason I got married in 2003 was for my children. I had a therapist who said marriage is really a container for a family and that made sense to me. Bart and I have been together for years. We have Caleb, 13, and our daughter Liv, who is eight."
Julianne Moore, on the persuasion it took from her therapist to marry her children's father for her children's sake, which really brings up an interesting point - the very idea that some people are willing to sacrifice their romantic relat...
So yes. I'm not going to mince words on this one: the shiny newness of relationships ALL FADE after awhile. Halle Berry can tell you that, like, fifteen times over, and oh, so can Jennifer Aniston. Everything bright and promising does tend to dull after so many instances of waking up next to the same old, funk-breathed face day in and day out. Let's not kid ourselves.
However, in some relationships, that 'newness' fades into a comfortable companionship. My husband and I have been together a total of six years, married for four of them, and our 'newness' kind of went away six ...
[caption id="attachment_74149" align="alignnone" width="500" caption="image via ONTD"][/caption]
This week we've seen Miley Cyrus with a new tattoo on her ribcage and smoking cigarettes, and it wasn't all that long ago she worked the pole at the Teen Choice Awards and ripped a bong with her homies. Now the pop star has been seen out with her So Undercover co-star, Josh Bowman. You know, that dude who dated Amy Winehouse back in 2009. Miley's fuckin' with the same dick that Amy Winehouse fucked with. That's just about the nastiest thing I've heard in...
Did you guys have a super time with the Super Bowl last night? Did you get wasted and scream at the television with all your nearest and dearest? Did you cry tears of disappointment or happiness when the whole thing was over? That's cool. I didn't do any of those things. The closest I came to the Super Bowl was a phone call from my father, who wanted to know who the Black Eyed Peas were and if he should watch them during the half-time show. As far as I'm concerned, even that's a little too...
Of course Lindsay's facing felony charges. [The Superficial]
Gabriel Aubry has some serious race issues. [The Superficial]
This is apparently what Katy Perry would look like topless. [Amy Grindhouse]
Porn star Shauna Sand does a music video. Rather, SINGS in one. [TMZ]
Christina Aguilera forgets the words to the Star Spangled Banner. [Celebitchy]
Are you ready for the return of Simon Cowell? [TooFab]...
Let it be said that I think Gisele Bundchen is one of the most beautiful women on the planet. I don't know - I just think she's classically gorgeous, and she apparently takes good care of herself. With that prelude, let me launch into what I think about her ideas: I think they're fucking stupid. And hey, I also think they suck.
If you remember Gisele's long-winded diatribe about the legal aspect of breastfeeding, you probably won't be surprised to know that girlfriend here is all-organ...
What do you imagine a perfume by Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom would smell like?
OK, never mind ... Don't answer that.
Either way, the perfume? It exists. And it's called 'Unbreakable.' Each time I hear the word 'unbreakable,' I think of the Bruce Willis-Samuel L. Jackson movie where Willis was all crazy strong and unbreakable, and Jackson was the wheelchair-bound comic book-lover foe that was, well, pretty breakable.
The promo photo, however, is not nearly as cool as Bruce Willis breaking into homes and saving people from a demise of torture ...