

In what was most likely a response to the civil unrest in Egypt (kidding, of course), Kim Kardashian posed for a Cleopatra-themed photo shoot for Harper's Bazar. It seems like outside of her TV shows and endless product endorsements, all Kim Kardashian is doing these days is posing for celebrity spreads. Not a bad gig if you have no discernible talent, huh?
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Olivia Wilde looking for love in all the sexual places. [The Superficial]
Charlie Sheen tells his porn star girlfriends to lose his number. [The Superficial]
Jennifer Aniston says she's having kids! [Celebitchy]
Sofia Vergara without makeup - love it or hate it? [TooFab]
And speaking of Taylor Momsen, THIS is what she wore to Justin Bieber's movie premiere last night. [TMZ]
Alanis Morissette's baby boy is THE CUTEST THING EVER. [Amy Grindhouse]...
Get a good look, guys. The faces in these photos are the new faces of Hollywood. Or at least, will be, if there isn't some kind of huge, staged intervention that involves a lot of napalm, vodka, and sanitary pads.
In the gallery you'll find photos of Justin Bieber (as that whole Never Say Never thing, it's his movie), Miley Cyrus, Noah Cyrus, Selena Gomez, Chris Brown, and the Smith kids, among a bunch of others, and gone will be the days of shock-rockers like Courtney Love (oh wait, I forgot about Taylor Momsen) and the genuinely talented actors like Robert DeNiro and Johnny Depp....
I feel like every couple of weeks I write that headline, and it's always for something different - DUIs, probation violations, kidnapping, probation violations, drug use and paraphernalia, assault, and now felony grand theft. And what's girlfriend doing as she bides her time, waiting to find out whether or not she's heading back to jail?
Doing it up at the spa, the day before she's slated to appear at yet another hearing.
This bad-ass bitch has one hell of a repertoire, guys.
Lindsay, who's ...
Sarah linked y'all to a story earlier today saying that Bristol Palin is planning on releasing a memoir in June of this year, but I want to know if you think she has a story to tell.
On one hand, a 20-year old single mother from a political family that's starred on a televised dancing competition does sound like someone with an interesting story. Of course people out there want to know what it was like to be a pregnant teenager with a mother running for Vice President of the United States...
Today's activity was to review a list designed by the experts at K-Y to gauge our, ahem, boundaries with one another and I have to say - we FAILED. MISERABLY. But after reviewing the list, and checking things off (practically all of them), I feel more like a marital winner than ever -especially with regard to the personal anecdote I want to share with you guys.
Go along with me and ask yourself these questions:
1-Do you sleep with kids and/or pets in your bedroom?
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2-H...
In case you didn't know, the consistently perfect Meryl Streep is currently working on a film called The Iron Lady, a Margaret Thatcher biopic. The photo of Meryl above is the first promotional photo released for the film - what do we think?
Of course, in the grand scheme of things, it doesn't matter what we think. The reality is that Meryl is going to do a beautiful job in this film (despite the Thatcher family's worries that it will be "some Left-wing fantasy"), get nominated for an O...
Christina Aguilera is suffering from a mental breakdown, say insiders. AND I BELIEVE IT. [The Superficial]
John Travolta playing with balls - photographic evidence. [The Superficial]
Turns out Kanye West isn't the huge douche that everyone says he is. I DON'T BELIEVE IT. [Celebslam]
Is Lindsay Lohan being considered for Lois Lane just because they share the same initials? Fuck me. [popbytes]
Biblical movie from Darren Aronofsky? [Pajiba]
Bristol Palin claims that she's got some mem...