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Kim Kardashian Poses Like an Egyptian

In what was most likely a response to the civil unrest in Egypt (kidding, of course), Kim Kardashian posed for a Cleopatra-themed photo shoot for Harper's Bazar. It seems like outside of her TV shows and endless product endorsements, all Kim Kardashian is doing these days is posing for celebrity spreads. Not a bad gig if you have no discernible talent, huh? [gallery columns="4"]...

Just In Case You Ever Wanted to See Jennifer Aniston Chat Up Tila Tequila

Between the charm of Tila, the beautiful, bitter sass of Jennifer and the mere presence of my one true love, Zach Galifianakis, I really couldn't ask for anything more in an interview.  I mean, in a perfect world, this clip would also feature Katy Perry stumbling around in the background, talking ad nauseam about her breasts, but I find it's always better to shoot for obtainable dreams, don't you? Oh, and just in case that wasn't enough hilarious for you (and I don't have to do this, mind you, t...

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photo of jennifer aniston pictures Olivia Wilde looking for love in all the sexual places. [The Superficial] Charlie Sheen tells his porn star girlfriends to lose his number. [The Superficial] Jennifer Aniston says she's having kids! [Celebitchy] Sofia Vergara without makeup - love it or hate it? [TooFab] And speaking of Taylor Momsen, THIS is what she wore to Justin Bieber's movie premiere last night. [TMZ] Alanis Morissette's baby boy is THE CUTEST THING EVER. [Amy Grindhouse]...

[PHOTOS] Why Oh Why Are They Allowing Justin Bieber to Make Movies Now?

photo of justin bieber at never say never premiere Get a good look, guys. The faces in these photos are the new faces of Hollywood. Or at least, will be, if there isn't some kind of huge, staged intervention that involves a lot of napalm, vodka, and sanitary pads. In the gallery you'll find photos of Justin Bieber (as that whole Never Say Never thing, it's his movie), Miley Cyrus, Noah Cyrus, Selena Gomez, Chris Brown, and the Smith kids, among a bunch of others, and gone will be the days of shock-rockers like Courtney Love (oh wait, I forgot about Taylor Momsen) and the genuinely talented actors like Robert DeNiro and Johnny Depp....

Khloe and Lamar ALSO Have a Video That Goes Along With Their New Scent

Am the only one who is seriously creeped out by this couple? I mean, couldn't you just see them pulling a Randy and Evi Quaid in, you know, a few decades? If it's any consolation, I have absolutely no doubts as to the validity and authenticity of Khloe and Lamar's marriage. They're a match made in cheeseball heaven and they will probably never split up. The gods of cheap, unisex perfume just wouldn't allow it, and for that, thank your lucky stars, guys. /> Am the only one who is seriously creeped out by this couple? I mean, couldn't you just see them pulling a Randy and Evi Quaid in, you know, a few decades? If it's any consolation, I have absolutely no doubts as to the validity and authenticity of Khloe and Lamar's marriage. They're a match made in cheeseball heaven and they will probably never split up. The gods of cheap, unisex perfume just wouldn't allow it, and for that, thank your lucky stars, guys....

Lindsay Might Be Sentenced to ‘Years’ in Jail Today

photo of lindsay lohan leaving a spa the night before she goes to a hearing pictures I feel like every couple of weeks I write that headline, and it's always for something different - DUIs, probation violations, kidnapping, probation violations, drug use and paraphernalia, assault, and now felony grand theft. And what's girlfriend doing as she bides her time, waiting to find out whether or not she's heading back to jail? Doing it up at the spa, the day before she's slated to appear at yet another hearing. This bad-ass bitch has one hell of a repertoire, guys. Lindsay, who's ...

Are You Going to Read Bristol Palin’s Memoir?

Sarah linked y'all to a story earlier today saying that Bristol Palin is planning on releasing a memoir in June of this year, but I want to know if you think she has a story to tell. On one hand, a 20-year old single mother from a political family that's starred on a televised dancing competition does sound like someone with an interesting story. Of course people out there want to know what it was like to be a pregnant teenager with a mother running for Vice President of the United States...

Hear Lea Michele Singing ‘Firework’ Before ‘Glee’ Airs Tonight!

We're not exactly Lea Michele fans around these parts (or Glee fans, for that matter), but even I can admit that I really like her cover of Katy Perry's "Firework" from tonight's episode. In fact, I'm kind of interested in watching the show now to see if I've had a change of heart. I doubt that this version of "Firework" will ever be as popular as the show's cover of Katy's "Teenage Dream" earlier this season, but as long as they're taking Katy Perry songs and making them more listenable, I'm not ...

The Intimacy Experiment Day Four: There’s No Secrets Anymore

Today's activity was to review a list designed by the experts at K-Y to gauge our, ahem, boundaries with one another and I have to say - we FAILED. MISERABLY. But after reviewing the list, and checking things off (practically all of them), I feel more like a marital winner than ever -especially with regard to the personal anecdote I want to share with you guys. Go along with me and ask yourself these questions: 1-Do you sleep with kids and/or pets in your bedroom? {democracy:95} 2-H...

The Many Faces of Kristen Stewart

Kristen Stewart recently shot a spread for Vogue with famed photographer Mario Testino and this behind the scenes video gives us an idea of what it's like to work with the moody actress. Here's a complete list of emotions we see Kristen utilize during this 39-second clip: 1) Disgust 2) Boredom 3) Detachment 4) Anger 5) Unconcern 6) Apathy Impressive. Such a wide range for such a young actress. I hope they're crafting a special Oscar to award to this extremely talented woman....

Love It or Leave It: Meryl Streep as Margaret Thatcher

A photo of Meryl Streep and Margaret Thatcher In case you didn't know, the consistently perfect Meryl Streep is currently working on a film called The Iron Lady, a Margaret Thatcher biopic.  The photo of Meryl above is the first promotional photo released for the film - what do we think? Of course, in the grand scheme of things, it doesn't matter what we think.  The reality is that Meryl is going to do a beautiful job in this film (despite the Thatcher family's worries that it will be "some Left-wing fantasy"), get nominated for an O...

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