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The Intimacy Experiment Day Six: I Wanna Kiss You All Over

OK, so this song is going to be in my head now for the next three weeks, no doubt. I had the Imperial March (what what Star Wars fans) on loop in my ear the other day and sang it for hours while I cleaned my house. Anyway, today's exercise for the totally awesome K-Y Intimacy Experiment involves touching and connecting on a physically affectionate level as much as humanly possible. My husband had some classes earlier this morning, so cuddling it out in the wee hours of the morning was out of the question. Plus, I had a wicked weird dream that my family was being chased through decrepit old houses in New Orleans at gunpoint, and when we escaped into the alleyway, it flooded. Like, swimming-with-the-fishes big time flooded. The dream, nevertheless, sent me awake with a shot (ha see what I did there?) and instead of rolling over to get some early-morning comfort, I booked it to the bathroom, where I gripped the sides of the sink and examined my night terrorized, sweated up face in the mirror for exit wounds or telltale signs of swimming in the Mississippi. Anyway. When he got home, we made it a rule that if we entered a room that the other happened to be occupying at the time, we'd have to hug and kiss for at least ten seconds on entry and exit.  It did a bunch for our libidos, since we couldn't go much further than just hugging and kissing. Tonight, I've got some musical stuff going on, and the hubs is going to have a 'date night' with our daughter (this entails pillows, blankets, Goldfish, and chocolate milk on the living room floor while watching either Toy Story 3 or The Wizard of Oz for the forty-thousandth time this month) so I've totally given my her a free pass to suck up all of the physical affection I'm going to miss out on tonight. Bottom line? The extra efforts of connecting physically - outside of hot, rampant sex - totally made the day, and I can definitely say that when I get home later on this evening, I'm heading directly for a little more than just a squeeze and a peck on the cheek. You guys want to spice things up yourselves? Here are some sneak-peak suggestions straight from the experts at K-Y's 'Good in Bed': -Hugging (try a few 30-second hugs from Day Two of the program!) -Holding hands -Snuggling or cuddling while watching TV or a movie -Kissing (not just 'hello' and 'goodbye' but 'just because) -Playing footsie under the table at dinner -Lightly touching him or her on the arm while talking -Offering a quick foot or neck massage at the end of the day Check out K-Y's Facebook page, Couples Place, to see how the other bloggers - AND The Bachelorette's Trista and Ryan - are doing! Don't forget to enter in the comments for your chance to win a kit of your own! /> OK, so this song is going to be in my head now for the next three weeks, no doubt. I had the Imperial March (what what Star Wars fans) on loop in my ear the other day and sang it for hours while I cleaned my house. Anyway, today's exercise for the totally awesome K-Y Intimacy Experiment involves touching and connecting on a physically affectionate level as much as humanly possible. My husband had some classes earlier this morning, so cuddling it out in the wee hours of the morning was ou...

Rihanna Wants Chris Brown Back in Her Life

It hasn't even been two full years since Chris Brown beat Rihanna to a pulp and the singer is already allowing him a chance to get back in her life. Rihanna has apparently approved Chris' request to have the restraining order against him softened to a mere level one. Basically that means the two can communicate as long as Chris refrains from any abuse or harassment. With Grammy night, the anniversary of the brawl that lead to their breakup, just around the corner, it seems like Chris is trying to p...

Photoshop Does Wonders For Michelle Trachtenberg

Michelle Trachtenberg has always been an adorable girl (I'm a big Pete & Pete fan), so I was a little shocked to see how much Photoshopping appeared to be done on her new Maxim spread. It's not that she's been rendered unrecognizable, but she definitely has a more polished look in these photos than I've ever seen before. In these photos her face looks daintier and more symmetrical than usual and her arms look like they've had about an inch of width hacked off of them. Don't get me wrong, s...

Quotables: Lady Gaga Thinks Lady Gaga Is Wonderful

A photo of Lady Gaga on the March cover of Vogue “Speaking purely from a musical standpoint, I think I am a great performer. I am a talented entertainer. I consider myself to have one of the greatest voices in the industry. I consider myself to be one of the greatest songwriters. I wouldn’t say that I am one of the greatest dancers, but I am really quite good at what I do.” -Lady Gaga talking herself up in her Vogue profile. Ok, I can accept that Lady Gaga is a "great performer" and a "talented entertainer" - she drapes herself ...

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Miley Cyrus Shows Just a Little Bit of Boob in Marie Claire

photo of miley cyrus for marie claire magazine march 2011 pictures Oh be still my beating heart. Miley Cyrus, strutting whatever it is that she calls 'stuff' for the March '11 issue of Marie Claire. But really, don't get me wrong, I'm not a hater - I can see how this chick's got a lot of fans. She's been a staple on the tween scene for, what, like forty years now? However, I can also guarantee that a lot of her little kid fans will want nothing to do with her in a few years when they grow up and when she's still trying to be a fledgling A-list actress, 'cau...

Love It or Leave It: Taylor Momsen’s Interpretation of Outerwear

photo of taylor momsen in lingerie pictures at justin bieber movie premiere So this? Is what Taylor Momsen wore to the premiere of Justin Bieber's Never Say Never movie that was held the other night. I don't exactly know what type of fashion statement girlfriend was trying to make, 'cause I was too busy staring at her pale, flaccid Marilyn Manson-like ass, but hey. I guess everyone's got to get their attention somehow or another, right? It's just a shame that a girl with such potential (you guys remember that fucking stellar performance as Cindy Lou Who in the bi...

Lindsay Lohan Freed on Bail With a Warning

photo of lindsay lohan heading to court for felony grand theft pictures Yesterday, as you all know, Lindsay Lohan was arraigned in court on a felony charge of grand theft, and predictably, she was released on bail of 20k. Linds plead 'not guilty,' but despite her assertions that she was totally innocent, the judge still warned her not to 'push her luck.' Lindsay, who was charged with the felony, still claims that she didn't steal the $2500 necklace from the Venice jeweler, but that the store 'lent' it to her. The store, however, is sticking fast to their ori...

The Intimacy Experiment Day Five: Let the Games Begin

Today's portion of the experiment involves thinking outside of the box (ha ... HA) and focusing on having fun together, outside of just sex. Reports in the study show that boredom outside the relationship can directly affect just how 'boring' it can get inside the bedroom, and today's agenda prompted us to get busy outside the house, doing things that we've never done before. After thinking long and hard about something we've never done - together or otherwise -  we chose one of the most ra...

Plastic Surgery’s Done Wonders For Ashlee Simpson

Most of the plastic surgery galleries we do focus on the stars that have completely destroyed their face after a series of ill-advised surgeries, but today we focus on the newly single Ashlee Simpson-Wentz. When we first met Ashlee, she was the plucky younger sister of Jessica Simpson, one of the most naturally pretty and curvaceous ladies out there. But after Ashlee broke free of her sister's shadow and had a moment in the spotlight for herself, she decided to get a nose job and then later, a chin job. Although she's never really spoken publicly...

Ashlee Simpson-Wentz Filed For Divorce

For the record, our own Sarah so called this back and December, so you totally owe her fifty bones. Ashlee Simpson-Wentz filed for divorce from her husband of two years, Pete Wentz, in Los Angeles yesterday. The former actress and one pop star cited "irreconcilable differences" and said through her spokesperson that she and Pete remain close and dedicated to raising their son Bronx together. Ashlee's also hoping to drop the "Wentz" from her last name ASAP and more surprisingly, is also...