Ah, the best part of the award ceremonies, as far as I'm concerned: the still photos. It really gives you perspective into a situation, and if you're like me, and enjoy mocking John Mayer and his douche-stache, an excuse to laugh at celebrities for a prolonged period of time.
Also? I'd still totally have hot, orangutan-like sex with Mick Jagger. That man just emanates animal magnetism, don't you think?
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And this might not even BE the complete list, because there's so damned many categories and I started to lose track after awhile. If I'm wrong, hey - there's this great new thing called 'Google.' It can tell you lots of stuff that you probably didn't know before, and I urge you to make use of it if you think I've gotten something wrong down there.
I'm pretty excited for Lady Antebellum, you know, winning a lot of the important categories, because guys? I LIKE Lady Antebellum. Bizzare, I...
Show of hands, how many of you guys have settled into what some consider to be the dreaded 'routine' of a relationship? You know the drill - you wake up, roll out of bed (sans kiss or better), fly into the bathroom - leaving the door wide open to showcase your morning pee - and stumble off to the kitchen to make a pot of coffee, nary a 'Good morning, darling!' in sight? Because chances are, unless you're in a very new relationship, or you're one of the freaks of nature, much like my parents,...
This is dear Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi and her boyfriend, Jionni (oh, and just in case you don't have the sense of mind to follow Snooki on Twitter, let me just tell you that Jionni is definitely little Snookers' one true love), and this is the Valentine's Day card that they're sending to all their nearest and dearest.
Do people actually do this? Have I been wrong all these years in not sending out pictures of me with whatever dude I hung out with in February? Should I be seriously offended if Valentine's Day comes and goes with...
Jennifer Love Hewitt is just the best. There's no two ways about it. This girl has killer fashion sense, helps the world with her solid dating advice, and as an actress, she can't be beat. With all that knowledge, it's no surprise that she's way into one of the hottest dudes in the world, Robert Pattinson.
Here's Jennifer's story:
“I love Edward,” Jennifer told Billy and his Access Hollywood Live co-host Kit Hoover, earlier this month. “I actually waited in line to take a picture with him after the very first premiere for like an hour and 15 minutes and as I got up to take my picture, they...
"I'm a Belieber."
- Johnny Depp revealing his love for the Biebz during a press junket for Rango.
If anything, this news is proof of the power of prayer, positive thinking, and a number of hours dedicated to creating the perfect voodoo dolls. If you dream this big, you guys, then you too can experience the beautiful union of two of your very favorite celebrities. To quote the great R. Kelly, "If I can see it, then I can do it. If I just believe it, there's nothing to it."
Now that Johnny has joined the powerful Bieb...
I don't know, maybe I'm just overly critical of red carpet fashion, or maybe it's the pearl-clutching Southern girl in me, but there was a Pre-Grammy gala yesterday, and a lot of people just looked trashy. It looks like someone sent out a memo to the ladies that the theme for the gala was "Dumb, Slutty, or Animal Print," and everyone just went with it except Jennifer Hudson, because she's too classy for that, Kathy Griffin, because she doesn't give a fuck, and Jordin Sparks, because she's no...
Today's exercise for the K-Y Intimacy Experiment was cooking together. If I may say, I'm a banging cook - I can make anything from the perfect soufflé to your basic chicken and ham pie. I kind of pride myself on my cooking, and to allow just anyone (husband included!) to cook in my gourmet kitchen - it's gotta be for a good reason, guys, like I've become bedridden or, you know, for this experiment.
What did we make? A huge, homemade pot of spaghetti sauce, complete with sausage and mea...
You guys have played that wonderful classic, "Marry, Kill, Fuck," right? If not, it's pretty easy: someone names three people (or things or places, but that's more for advanced and/or drunk players), and you decide which one you'd marry, which one you'd kill, and which one you'd fuck. It's one of my very favorites, so I thought I'd play with you guys, you know, in order to enhance our relationship and learn more about one another.
Here are your choices:
1. Charlie Sheen. This guy...
Yesterday was Jennifer Aniston's 42nd birthday - did any of you take the time to send her a card? It's ok, I didn't either, I was too busy trying to find someone to go with me to see the new Justin Bieber movie, but you know who did take that time? Jake Gyllenhaal. He took that time and then some.
Last night, the two were spotted having dinner together, along with a few of Jennifer's other pals. The extra friends aren't important though, because according to some witnesses who reported quick to Life & Style, the night was all ...
