Kanye West‘s video for “All of the Lights” premiered this week and HEY! It’s pretty good! I have no clue what the fuck’s supposed to be going on, but it’s not half bad! Maybe Kanye’s got that huge ego for a reason!
Directed by Hype Williams, the video opens with a little girl walking through the snowy Manhattan streets alone at night. Then she’s hit by “all of the lights” and what looks like it’s going to be a title sequence starts. It’s not a title sequence, it’s a flashy karaoke-esque series of lyrics. Then we see Kanye dancing around on top of a cop car and then finally, just about two and a half minutes in, RIHANNA SIDE BOOB FOR DAYS.
You know, I never did acid in my youth and I feel like my experimentation days are long behind me, but I would hope that if I did chose to drop some, my trip would look something like this. Especially the side boob part, because I love me some Rihanna side boob.
Imma let you finish in a minute, but this tastes like fish sticks that you put in your mouth.